Randomguy Posted April 25, 2019 Share #1 Posted April 25, 2019 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share #2 Posted April 25, 2019 I knew you bastards never wash your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted April 25, 2019 Share #3 Posted April 25, 2019 MythBusters and I are on the same page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wilbur Posted April 25, 2019 Popular Post Share #4 Posted April 25, 2019 Paper towel, then I use it to open the door after all the animals that don't wash their hands. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 25, 2019 Share #5 Posted April 25, 2019 Is this somehow related to the peeing outside thread? If so, how? If not, why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted April 25, 2019 Share #6 Posted April 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Is this somehow related to the peeing outside thread? If so, how? If not, why not? I use neither when peeing outside! No TP either. A quick shake and keep on hiking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 25, 2019 Share #7 Posted April 25, 2019 Hand dryers blow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted April 25, 2019 51 minutes ago, wilbur said: Paper towel, then I use it to open the door after all the animals that don't wash their hands. That is my main problem when no towels are present. Yeah, many wash and dry their hands, but there are NJ people everywhere and they know nothing of soap and water. I love when there are no actual doors or there is nothing to touch anywhere in the restroom, it makes me feel somewhat more assured I won't catch some assmunch's virii because he is too uncaring to take a second and wash the feces off himself before touching a door handle that I have to touch to get out of there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 25, 2019 Share #9 Posted April 25, 2019 If you don't pee on your hands, why do you have to wash them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 25, 2019 Share #10 Posted April 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, Kzoo said: If you don't pee on your hands, why do you have to wash them? Your doodle is nasty. Mine isn't, but your's is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 25, 2019 Share #11 Posted April 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Your doodle is nasty. Mine isn't, but your's is. You been talking to @jsharr again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 25, 2019 Share #12 Posted April 25, 2019 Paper towels https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/apr/25/hand-dryers-paper-towels-hygiene-dyson-airblade?utm_source=pocket-newtab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted April 25, 2019 Share #13 Posted April 25, 2019 Directions on hand driers: 1. Push button on drier 2. Rub hands briskly and rapidly under air added with a sharpie by some jackwagon 3. When drier shuts off wipe hands on pants. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 25, 2019 Share #14 Posted April 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Longjohn said: 3. When drier shuts off wipe hands on pants. Those guys are everywhere! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 25, 2019 Share #15 Posted April 25, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 25, 2019 Share #16 Posted April 25, 2019 18 minutes ago, Kzoo said: You been talking to @jsharr again? He's familiar with your doodle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 25, 2019 Share #17 Posted April 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Road Runner said: He's familiar with your doodle? I didn't say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 25, 2019 Share #18 Posted April 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Road Runner said: He's familiar with your doodle? Don't ask, don't tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 25, 2019 Share #19 Posted April 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: Don't ask, don't tell. Please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share #20 Posted April 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Kzoo said: I didn't say that. You also didn't not say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 25, 2019 Share #21 Posted April 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Randomguy said: You also didn't not say that. Don't double negative me. #easilyconfused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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