How do you read threads?

[Wilbur]

I rarely read the whole thing.  Normally I start with the last post, then jump to the first if the title grabs my attention.  I am convinced I miss a lot of very good drivel..

[Road Runner]

So that's why I get no Wilbur likes!  I thought your like button was broked.  

[Wilbur]

1 minute ago, Road Runner said:

So that's why I get no Wilbur likes!  I thought your like button was broked.  

I did not read this.. sorry. 

[MickinMD]

I'll start with the first post then usually read some or all of the rest of the comments.

[Airehead]

I always start with post one unless I have responded, then I start under the line. If I did not give you a like it was on purpose. 

[Further]

I read one word at a time.

[maddmaxx]

https://www.wikihow.com/Read-a-Screw-Thread-Callout

[Ralphie]

33 minutes ago, Further said:

I read one word at a time.

Yeah, sucks to be old, donut?

 

[Randomguy]

I read it all if it is interesting. 

[Ralphie]

I usually just eyeball the color, or just use what is available. I seldom sew anyway. I do however sow a lot of forum posts which if properly nourished will grow into spools of thread. 

[Wilbur]

14 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

I usually just eyeball the color, or just use what is available. I seldom sew anyway. I do however sow a lot of forum posts which if properly nourished will grow into spools of thread. 

Ruby, Is that you? 

[sheep_herder]

Varies, as I sometimes read the original and then respond, sometimes go through all the responses, and some times I just read the first one and go to another thread.

[Green Grass]

I only open the one's where the title seems interesting.   I only read the whole thing if I'm going to reply, as I don't want to crack a joke if @Kzoo or @jsharr beat me to it.

[Dottleshead]

It depends. If it's your thread then I skim it. ?

[Dottleshead]

1 hour ago, Goat Geddah said:

I don't want to crack a joke if @Kzoo or @jsharr beat me to it.

Do those guys have a video of you committing adultery or something? How much do you owe those bastards? This is wrong on every level.

[The_Karen_Cooper_Incident]

I start in the upper left hand corner and read from left to right.  When the words stop, I look a bit lower to the left, and then read left to right. 

Once I'm done reading, usually when the words stop, I generally feel a sense of disappointment.  Especially when I read something from the foreigners (Un-Canadians).  

Shu Fang 

[Ralphie]

2 hours ago, wilbur said:

Ruby, Is that you? 

On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.

 

[jsharr]

with my lips moving.

[The_Karen_Cooper_Incident]

36 minutes ago, jsharr said:

with my lips moving.

What happens when you see a stop sign?

Shu Fang

[Kzoo]

2 hours ago, Dottie said:

Do those guys have a video of you committing adultery or something? How much do you owe those bastards? This is wrong on every level.

Yes

[Kirby]

I read them all using a voice that I imagine is what the poster would sound like if they were simply saying their post.

[Ralphie]

1 minute ago, Kirby said:

I read them all using a voice that I imagine is what the poster would sound like if they were simply saying their post.

Do any of us sound like the adults in Peanuts TV specials?

 

[sheep_herder]

5 hours ago, Kirby said:

I read them all using a voice that I imagine is what the poster would sound like if they were simply saying their post.

I miss the stories about the people that frequent Main Street Grind.

[jsharr]

14 hours ago, Shu Fang said:

What happens when you see a stop sign?

Shu Fang

I bite my tongue and grind my teeth 

[Kirby]

15 hours ago, sheep_herder said:

I miss the stories about the people that frequent Main Street Grind.

They need to stop changing the angle on the webcam, it's too hard to see who's coming or going now.

[Kzoo]

22 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

Do any of us sound like the adults in Peanuts TV specials?

 

[Dottleshead]

23 hours ago, Kirby said:

I read them all using a voice that I imagine is what the poster would sound like if they were simply saying their post.

Please don't do this with me. 

[Kzoo]

9 minutes ago, Dottie said:

Please don't do this with me. 

Foghorn Leghorn 

[maddmaxx]

On 4/27/2019 at 8:13 PM, Kirby said:

I read them all using a voice that I imagine is what the poster would sound like if they were simply saying their post.

Oh I hope your neighbors don't object to sailor mouth.

[Dottleshead]

On 4/27/2019 at 9:54 AM, wilbur said:

I rarely read the whole thing.  Normally I start with the last post, then jump to the first if the title grabs my attention.  I am convinced I miss a lot of very good drivel..

To be honest, this is how I read them as well.  I already spent countless of wasted hours on this thing -- if I took the time to read everything by everybody -- I'd waste a lot more.

[sheep_herder]

4 hours ago, Dottie said:

To be honest, this is how I read them as well.  I already spent countless of wasted hours on this thing -- if I took the time to read everything by everybody -- I'd waste a lot more.

What??