Kzoo Posted May 6, 2019 Share #1 Posted May 6, 2019 @Dottie gets his little holes dug or @petitepedal buys a new car? My money is on the car. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 6, 2019 Share #2 Posted May 6, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: @Dottie gets his little holes dug or @petitepedal buys a new car? My money is on the car. @Dottie has the power to create new work through his current efforts. There will always be a new hole to dig. It's his way of avoiding real work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted May 6, 2019 Just now, Razors Edge said: @Dottie has the power to create new work through his current efforts. There will always be a new hole to dig. It's his way of avoiding real work. And as he imagines these holes in his mind, the rocks in the dirt get bigger and harder. Now he's imagining that his soft volcanic crap is somehow harder to move than your east coast granite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 6, 2019 Share #4 Posted May 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: @Dottie has the power to create new work through his current efforts. There will always be a new hole to dig. It's his way of avoiding real work. Wait. Is there a breakout condition in this madness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 6, 2019 Share #5 Posted May 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dottie said: Wait. Is there a breakout condition in this madness? Rain. We know the rain will stop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 6, 2019 Share #6 Posted May 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Now he's imagining that his soft volcanic crap is somehow harder to move than your east coast granite. Oh please. They create sculpted soccer balls out of that stuff. Oooooh. Real. Hard. Stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted May 6, 2019 And the soft midwestern stuff we create monuments to presidents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 6, 2019 Share #8 Posted May 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And the soft midwestern stuff we create monuments to presidents. Why they don't make monuments of me is incomprehensible. That's where you fail -- and fail miserably. Everybody should have a monument of me -- or at least RE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted May 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dottie said: Why they don't make monuments of me is incomprehensible. That's where you fail -- and fail miserably. Everybody should have a monument of me -- or at least RE. Did you hit your head swinging the pick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 6, 2019 Share #10 Posted May 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Did you hit your head swinging the pick? Look, you're gonna have to stop with all this red tape. How do you expect me to get out there and dig?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share #11 Posted May 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dottie said: Look, you're gonna have to stop with all this red tape. How do you expect me to get out there and dig?? Boy are you really confused. You think I have expectations of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 7, 2019 Share #12 Posted May 7, 2019 Dottie is pounding those holes, showing them who is boss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 7, 2019 Share #13 Posted May 7, 2019 14 hours ago, Kzoo said: And the soft midwestern stuff we create monuments to presidents. In New England we just use explosives to dig for foundations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 7, 2019 Share #14 Posted May 7, 2019 18 hours ago, Kzoo said: @Dottie gets his little holes dug or @petitepedal buys a new car? My money is on the car. Buying a car and actually having the car are two different things. I bought one in an hour or so back in March. Still waiting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 7, 2019 Share #15 Posted May 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Buying a car and actually having the car are two different things. I bought one in an hour or so back in March. Still waiting. It's odd your wife was so much better at it than you. Well, actually, not odd. We all probably actually assumed it was that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 7, 2019 Share #16 Posted May 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: It's odd your wife was so much better at it than you. Well, actually, not odd. We all probably actually assumed it was that way. I might get it this weekend, if not, next. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 7, 2019 Share #17 Posted May 7, 2019 56 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I might get it this weekend, if not, next. Yay! They must have been in pretty big demand, and getting now is better than in winter anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 7, 2019 Share #18 Posted May 7, 2019 Just now, Randomguy said: Yay! They must have been in pretty big demand, and getting now is better than in winter anyway! Nah, I ordered it. They didn't have the color I wanted, anywhere. I've never ordered a car before, it made me feel special. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 7, 2019 Share #19 Posted May 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Nah, I ordered it. They didn't have the color I wanted, anywhere. I've never ordered a car before, it made me feel special. A custom car for you! Most of the other plebs just bah or bray in the car lot and take something home, this will be more special because of the the picking and choosing, plus the waiting and anticipating and expecting and longing and pining. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 7, 2019 Share #20 Posted May 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, Randomguy said: A custom car for you! Most of the other plebs just bah or bray in the car lot and take something home, this will be more special because of the the picking and choosing, plus the waiting and anticipating and expecting and longing and pining. I just want the poor thing out of Jersey. I hope it still has paint on it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 7, 2019 Share #21 Posted May 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I just want the poor thing out of Jersey. I hope it still has paint on it. Hopefully it won't touch wheels on the state at all. Are you prepared to do an exorcism if it does? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 7, 2019 Share #22 Posted May 7, 2019 15 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Hopefully it won't touch wheels on the state at all. Are you prepared to do an exorcism if it does? Will you help? I will let you live in my moldy basement for 11 days if you do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 7, 2019 Share #23 Posted May 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Will you help? I will let you live in my moldy basement for 11 days if you do. Deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted May 7, 2019 Share #24 Posted May 7, 2019 20 hours ago, Kzoo said: And as he imagines these holes in his mind, the rocks in the dirt get bigger and harder. Now he's imagining that his soft volcanic crap is somehow harder to move than your east coast granite. Hee hee... @Kzoo said bigger and harder. Yes, that's what I got out of this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 7, 2019 Share #25 Posted May 7, 2019 21 hours ago, Kzoo said: @Dottie gets his little holes dug or @petitepedal buys a new car? My money is on the car. You lose. I finished my digging yesterday with ample time to spare. Where's my piñata filled with treats? By the way, you need to apologize to @petitepedal. Only a true bastard would drag a fine lady into this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted May 7, 2019 Share #26 Posted May 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dottie said: You lose. I finished my digging yesterday with ample time to spare. Where's my piñata filled with treats? By the way, you need to apologize to @petitepedal. Only a true bastard would drag a fine lady into this. Will you go to camp with me and help me dig my "foundation" for my shed I'm building this summer? It's a 10 x 10, and I want to put some gravel under the outside frame rather than have the 2x6's sit on top of dirt. Thanks, in advance. I appreciate the help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 7, 2019 Share #27 Posted May 7, 2019 Just now, smudge said: Will you go to camp with me and help me dig my "foundation" for my shed I'm building this summer? It's a 10 x 10, and I want to put some gravel under the outside frame rather than have the 2x6's sit on top of dirt. Thanks, in advance. I appreciate the help. Ugh. You really know how to hurt a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted May 7, 2019 Share #28 Posted May 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Dottie said: Ugh. You really know how to hurt a guy. Well, you have a few days to rest! I don't plan on attacking that project until Friday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dottleshead ★ Posted May 7, 2019 Share #30 Posted May 7, 2019 33 minutes ago, smudge said: It's a 10 x 10, and I want to put some gravel under the outside frame rather than have the 2x6's sit on top of dirt. On a serious note, what we did was (actually what I did) was dig some holes deep enough for 4 cinder blocks (two stacked on top of two), drove rebar through it, and cemented the middle. We then built wood frames around each and cast them (fill with cement) and leveled off. Once dried, you remove the wood and either fill in the remaining holes with dirt or -- like in my case -- fill the remaining holes around the blocks with more cement. Then we put cement blocks on top of the piers so the wood structure can be built. I have a 12x12 and the idea was to do that every 2 feet -- which makes for 25 of them because I intend to put a LOT of weight on there and we built on a slope so we needed the deeper holes. I would think you could get by with 5 holes and only go a foot deep -- assuming you aren't planning on storing cords of wood in there. Your frame would never come in contact with the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted May 7, 2019 Share #31 Posted May 7, 2019 OMG, too much work!! Just gonna dig a 10 x 10 trough and fill with 6AA gravel. The heaviest thing in there will be me!! Ha!! HoSmudge has a larger shed/barn with more weight in it including a 4-wheeler. We are basically on sand, level ground; so we should be ok. I just don't want to do the digging. I want to do the constructing!! Last weekend I dug up the finger-size trees that have roots 7 times thicker than the tree/brush!! Ah well, if I want it, I have to build it.... including the "foundation work." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 7, 2019 Share #32 Posted May 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, smudge said: I just don't want to do the digging. I want to do the constructing!! That was my predicament. Once we started down this path, I needed my friends help but it was my shed and he was/is helping me... and he wasn't going to do the digging. That was on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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