FACT!!!!

[jsharr ★]

[Randomguy]

This is fact, man bun is the same as douche bun. 

[Razors Edge ★]

You guys are out of touch

Probably just old fuddy duddies.

[Road Runner]

Bald would be great if it wasn't for side hair.  

[Dottleshead ★]

1 hour ago, Razors Edge said:

You guys are out of touch

Probably just old fuddy duddies.

Man buns are for those that eat vegan steak. And men that douche.

[jsharr ★]

2 minutes ago, Dottie said:

Man buns are for those that eat vegan steak. And men that douche.

James should have a man bun.

[Razors Edge ★]

2 minutes ago, Dottie said:

Man buns are for those that eat vegan steak. And men that douche. 

True dat!  Anyone under 35 surely understands what you are saying, too.

[smudge ★]

1 minute ago, jsharr said:

James should have a man bun.

James is too dorkie for a man bun.

[Zephyr]

[Razors Edge ★]

7 minutes ago, Zephyr said:

Unless he was a SAMURAI!!!!  Gotta say, seems a top knot and man bun are more manly than a mullet. At least, historically.

[BR46]

2 hours ago, Razors Edge said:

You guys are out of touch

Probably just old fuddy duddies.

[maddmaxx ★]

3 minutes ago, BR46 said:

Sometimes stated as "When I was  teenager I though my father was the most ignorant man in the world.  After I turned 40 I knew better"

[Randomguy]

1 hour ago, Razors Edge said:

Unless he was a SAMURAI!!!!  Gotta say, seems a top knot and man bun are more manly than a mullet. At least, historically.

All douche hair styles.  Total.

[Wilbur ★]

1 hour ago, BR46 said:

THREE

[Dottleshead ★]

lol

[Dottleshead ★]

4 hours ago, jsharr said:

James should have a man bun.

Provocation towards @James.

 

[Ralphie ★]

2 hours ago, wilbur said:

THREE

I was just thinking that. 

[jsharr ★]

2 hours ago, wilbur said:

THREE

For    man

[dinneR ★]

I saw a guy yesterday bald on the top, man bun in the back. 

Go with what works. 

[jsharr ★]

1 minute ago, dennis said:

I saw a guy yesterday bald on the top, man bun in the back. 

Go with what works. 

You are WAY too non judgmental for the likes of us....

[dinneR ★]

Just now, jsharr said:

You are WAY too non judgmental for the likes of us....

A friend of mine has a man bun. He makes knives for a living. He is not a hipster, douche, or vegan and has given me plenty of free beer.

[Zephyr]

In police work it is not called a 'man bun', it is called 'a handle'

[jsharr ★]

1 minute ago, dennis said:

A friend of mine has a man bun. He makes knives for a living. He is not a hipster, douche, or vegan and has given me plenty of free beer.

I like knives and beer....  hmmmm.  Now I am perplexed.

[Kzoo]

12 minutes ago, dennis said:

and has given me plenty of free beer.

That is not open license to sport a man bun.

[Randomguy]

1 hour ago, dennis said:

A friend of mine has a man bun. He makes knives for a living. He is not a hipster, douche, or vegan and has given me plenty of free beer.

Not being burdened by first-hand knowledge of this person, I can definitively state that, to the casual observer, his man-bun displays douchebag tendencies for all to see.  Manbun = almost certainly a douchebag, there is no other way to look at it.  Your friend is your friend, it is good that you are sticking up for him.   To the rest of the world, his hair is an early warning system that you will probably regret spending any time at all with him.  It is good you can see past this.  It sounds like he has some good qualities, though, despite the world rightfully judging him by his cover.

I know it is harsh, but it is like wearing Crocs.  Either you are a Croc wearer or you are not a 4 year old.

[dinneR ★]

So what is the stance on the comb over? 

[jsharr ★]

Just now, dennis said:

So what is the stance on the comb over? 

Depends on how desparate it is.  My hair is thinning, so I keep it short to prevent any semblence of a come over.   When I had hair down to or past my shoulders, I often pulled it back and had a single long ponytail, but never did I have a man bun.

[dinneR ★]

And socks with sandals? or better yet, socks with crocs?

[jsharr ★]

Just now, dennis said:

And socks with sandals? or better yet, socks with crocs?

when camping in cooler weather, I will leave my socks on and wear my slip on camp / shower shoes at times.  Is that so wrong?

[Zephyr]

1 minute ago, jsharr said:

when camping in cooler weather, I will leave my socks on and wear my slip on camp / shower shoes at times.  Is that so wrong?

 

[dinneR ★]

4 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Depends on how desparate it is.  My hair is thinning, so I keep it short to prevent any semblence of a come over.   When I had hair down to or past my shoulders, I often pulled it back and had a single long ponytail, but never did I have a man bun.

Isn't that a man bun that has come loose?

A balding man with a pony tail(messy man bun) is better than a dude with a full head of hair sporting a man bun?

Not judging, just trying to get the rules straight.

[Randomguy]

19 minutes ago, dennis said:

So what is the stance on the comb over? 

Not cromulent at all.  Own the baldness.

 

16 minutes ago, dennis said:

And socks with sandals? or better yet, socks with crocs?

So, so wrong.  I think sandals are wrong on their own, though, so there is that.

[Randomguy]

5 minutes ago, jsharr said:

when camping in cooler weather, I will leave my socks on and wear my slip on camp / shower shoes at times.  Is that so wrong?

Yes!  Remember, the next generation is learning from you, you mustn't train them to get tasered or pepper-sprayed by the fashion police.

[jsharr ★]

2 minutes ago, dennis said:

Isn't that a man bun that has come loose?

A balding man with a pony tail(messy man bun) is better than a dude with a full head of hair sporting a man bun?

Not judging, just trying to get the rules straight.

My hair was full and long and lustrous and pre digital cameras, so I can make this claim.
Trying to hold onto the final vestiges of anything can easily become pathetic
There are no rules to being uptight and judgmental, maybe that is why you are so bad at both.

[Dottleshead ★]

I like hearts and underwear myself.

[Prophet Zacharia]

6 hours ago, Razors Edge said:

Unless he was a SAMURAI!!!!  Gotta say, seems a top knot and man bun are more manly than a mullet. At least, historically.

I don’t mind the “low man bun”. If my hair were longer, i’d consider it. Maybe in my retirement.

  I don’t understand wearing it up higher though. And I’ve never gone with shaved sides. 

[dinneR ★]

Are all of you man bun haters, just a bunch of bald guys? Do you suffer from man bun envy?

[Dottleshead ★]

Nah. I don't care if you wear a bun, eat vegetarian, eat meat, bop chicks, bone men, ride MTBers or e-bikes. As long as you're flipping Kzoo shit, it's all good.