Green Grass Posted May 13, 2019 Share #1 Posted May 13, 2019 ....bear shit. That's what I've shoveled up so far as I'm opening up the lake house. One bear sighting...hanging around in my yard. Neighbor who has been here all spring has seen numerous...including one putting his head in through an open window. This is unusual activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 13, 2019 Share #2 Posted May 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Goat Geddah said: ....bear shit. That's what I've shoveled up so far as I'm opening up the lake house. One bear sighting...hanging around in my yard. Neighbor who has been here all spring has seen numerous...including one putting his head in through an open window. This is unusual activity. Where is the lake house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 13, 2019 Share #3 Posted May 13, 2019 Some years you get the bear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 13, 2019 Share #4 Posted May 13, 2019 New saying when responding to a question requiring an emphatic, "yes": "Does a bear shit at Goat Geddah's lake house?" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 13, 2019 Share #5 Posted May 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Where is the lake house? Bear Shit Lake 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 13, 2019 Share #6 Posted May 13, 2019 ...I hiked along the Bear river here last week. Didn't see one god damn bear because they're all hungry after a long winter, and are breaking into cabins to ransack the kitchens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 13, 2019 Share #7 Posted May 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Where is the lake house? Underneath a whole bunch of bear shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 13, 2019 Share #8 Posted May 13, 2019 Just be sure you don't stick your head out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 13, 2019 Share #9 Posted May 13, 2019 I don’t like bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 13, 2019 Share #10 Posted May 13, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Bear Shit Lake Ie, the woods! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Grass Posted May 14, 2019 Author Share #11 Posted May 14, 2019 I mowed last evening...we are up to 13 piles. I'm guessing that most or all got dropped before I got here last Friday...also evidence of bears climbing my trees. Again, unusual activity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted May 14, 2019 Share #12 Posted May 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, Goat Geddah said: I mowed last evening...we are up to 13 piles. I'm guessing that most or all got dropped before I got here last Friday...also evidence of bears climbing my trees. Again, unusual activity... With that many bears around I would watch out for hungry blonde chicks. They will break in, eat all your food, trash a few chairs and then get into your bed and wait for you to come home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 14, 2019 Share #13 Posted May 14, 2019 It's not poo, for gawd sakes. It's SCAT! Now go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 14, 2019 Share #14 Posted May 14, 2019 38 minutes ago, Goat Geddah said: I mowed last evening...we are up to 13 piles. I'm guessing that most or all got dropped before I got here last Friday...also evidence of bears climbing my trees. ...there's no verse in the 12 days of Christmas that uses 13. Otherwise you'd be in good shape for a seasonal parody. " Ten bears a climbing, nine bears a shitting, eight bears a scratching....and a bear cu-ub in a fir tree." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Grass Posted May 15, 2019 Author Share #15 Posted May 15, 2019 Last evening... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 15, 2019 Share #16 Posted May 15, 2019 So did it shit in the woods or the yard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 15, 2019 Share #17 Posted May 15, 2019 That looks like a pretty thin bear. You should leave out a trash can full of Purina Bear Chow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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