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1 hour ago, Parr8hed said:

I was up at 3:55.  I pee'd about 38 gallons and went back to sleep until the alarm went off at 4:30.  I had a 45 min drive in to work this morning.  Clocked in at 5:31

I am always jealous when I hear someone peeing 38 gallons!  I would love to have a bladder that big. 

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Just now, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

I am always jealous when I hear someone peeing 38 gallons!  I would love to have a bladder that big. 

You only have to become young again.  Magic.

Actually, your bladder is probably still large.........it's your alarm system that's broken.

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...wow. My computer here says that was seven hours ago.  I always have trouble sleeping if I have to cut back or curtail my aerobic exercise amount because of some stupid reason like injury or constant rain.  But there was a long time way back when I coiuldn't sleep at all, so I know how exhausting it can be. :( 

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2 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

I am always jealous when I hear someone peeing 38 gallons!  I would love to have a bladder that big. 

 

2 hours ago, maddmaxx said:

You only have to become young again.  Magic.

Actually, your bladder is probably still large.........it's your alarm system that's broken.

A 70 year old guy goes to see his doc.  He said he had a problem.  Every morning at 7:00 am he has a nice long piss and a big healthy crap.  The doc is kinda amazed.  "What's the problem?  Most of my clients would love to be able to have a long, satisfying piss or a big healthy crap every day".

 

The guy said, well I have them every morning at 7:00.  Problem is I don't wake up until 8:00.

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