Page Turner Posted May 20, 2019 Share #1 Posted May 20, 2019 ...but according to these guys, I'm in the 30% demographic. I always assumed everyone pooped after coffee. This study isn’t the first to suggest that the gut’s muscles are directly affected by coffee. As far as back as 1990, researchers found that healthy people who self-reported as coffee-poopers had more movement of their colon muscles after drinking black coffee than did those who said they never felt the urge. As with the current study, the effects could be seen even when people drank decaffeinated coffee. And given the short time it took to see these contractions—within four minutes—the researchers of the 1990 study speculated that coffee could be acting indirectly on the colon via the small intestine or stomach. It was this same study that established not everyone feels the need to poop post-coffee; it’s really only around 30 percent. https://gizmodo.com/why-does-coffee-make-us-poop-scientists-gave-coffee-to-1834852779 I'm going to have to rethink a lot of things, and this is one of them. Are there really people who don't get the urge to poop after a delicious cup of coffee ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 20, 2019 Share #2 Posted May 20, 2019 Coffee is a great stimulant. Let the poop go free wherever coffee may be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 20, 2019 Share #3 Posted May 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...but according to these guys, I'm in the 30% demographic. I always assumed everyone pooped after coffee. This study isn’t the first to suggest that the gut’s muscles are directly affected by coffee. As far as back as 1990, researchers found that healthy people who self-reported as coffee-poopers had more movement of their colon muscles after drinking black coffee than did those who said they never felt the urge. As with the current study, the effects could be seen even when people drank decaffeinated coffee. And given the short time it took to see these contractions—within four minutes—the researchers of the 1990 study speculated that coffee could be acting indirectly on the colon via the small intestine or stomach. It was this same study that established not everyone feels the need to poop post-coffee; it’s really only around 30 percent. https://gizmodo.com/why-does-coffee-make-us-poop-scientists-gave-coffee-to-1834852779 I'm going to have to rethink a lot of things, and this is one of them. Are there really people who don't get the urge to poop after a delicious cup of coffee ? Regardless of this "word dense" unreadable schlock, I thought you were a guy? We're MINORITIES! Learn to embrace it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 20, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted May 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Regardless of this "word dense" unreadable schlock, I thought you were a guy? We're MINORITIES! Learn to embrace it. ...in the fire department, guys were a solid majority. If you work in an office, you're gonna get beaten down by wimmenz your whole life long. Interestingly, both environments place an undeniable emphasis on coffee to make the wheels go around and keep the machinery oiled. Coincidence ? #buncha_shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 20, 2019 Share #5 Posted May 20, 2019 #poopstrong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 20, 2019 Share #6 Posted May 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Page Turner said: people who self-reported as coffee-poopers had more movement of their colon muscles after drinking black coffee than did those who said they never felt the urge. This may be one of the dumbest statements ever written. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 20, 2019 Share #7 Posted May 20, 2019 A non-coffee pooper here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 20, 2019 Share #8 Posted May 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Page Turner said: Are there really people who don't get the urge to poop after a delicious cup of coffee ? Yes. Those of us who use clean water and clean coffee makers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 20, 2019 Share #9 Posted May 20, 2019 As I sit on this throne in pensive thought, I appreciate the cataclysm the bottom of the coffee cup has provided me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 20, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted May 20, 2019 36 minutes ago, Kzoo said: This may be one of the dumbest statements ever written. ...says the guy who is so out of touch with his colon muscles that he drinks coffee and does not poop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 20, 2019 Share #11 Posted May 20, 2019 20 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...says the guy who is so out of touch with his colon muscles that he drinks coffee and does not poop. It has nothing to do with colon muscles. It's about obviously stating the obvious. Those people who poop more reported that they poop more than the people who don't poop more. Those people with thick skulls reported that they have thick skulls more than the people that don't have thick skulls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 20, 2019 Share #12 Posted May 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: It has nothing to do with colon muscles. It's about obviously stating the obvious. Those people who poop more reported that they poop more than the people who don't poop more. Those people with thick skulls reported that they have thick skulls more than the people that don't have thick skulls. You can't contest this answer Page. Kzoo knows thick skulls and poop. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 20, 2019 Share #13 Posted May 20, 2019 1 minute ago, maddmaxx said: You can't contest this answer Page. Kzoo knows thick skulls and poop. Now you're just trying to be nice. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted May 20, 2019 Share #14 Posted May 20, 2019 As a teacher who drank coffee most of the school day, I must have trained myself not to have to poop after coffee: sometimes it wasn't convenient to do so for a few hours at a time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 20, 2019 Share #15 Posted May 20, 2019 Coffee only makes you poop if you drink shitty coffee. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted May 20, 2019 Share #16 Posted May 20, 2019 I think Page is my brother from another mother.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 20, 2019 Share #17 Posted May 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Zephyr said: I think Page is my brother from another mother.... I would think it would be very confusing, maybe even hazardous to drink coffee from a coffee colored mug. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 20, 2019 Share #18 Posted May 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, Road Runner said: I would think it would be very confusing, maybe even hazardous to drink coffee from a coffee colored mug. ? I have a dark mug and I need to make sure the light is on when I fill it up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 20, 2019 Share #19 Posted May 20, 2019 You are also a white male in Sacramento growing fruits. Minority. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 20, 2019 Author Share #20 Posted May 20, 2019 ...there are plenty of white male fruits in Sacramento. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 20, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted May 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Kzoo said: Those people who poop more reported that they poop more than the people who don't poop more. ...#coffee_poops_matter 4 hours ago, MickinMD said: As a teacher who drank coffee most of the school day, I must have trained myself not to have to poop after coffee: sometimes it wasn't convenient to do so for a few hours at a time. ...#resist ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted May 20, 2019 Share #22 Posted May 20, 2019 It never occurred to me I might be a minority... This would be a different world if the majority resembled you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted May 20, 2019 Share #23 Posted May 20, 2019 Not a topic to read while eating dinner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 20, 2019 Share #24 Posted May 20, 2019 Perkins coffee was the only coffee that moved me, maybe it was their food? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 21, 2019 Share #25 Posted May 21, 2019 Take a cup with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 21, 2019 Author Share #26 Posted May 21, 2019 45 minutes ago, petitepedal said: Not a topic to read while eating dinner ...certainly not if you plan on having coffee and dessert afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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