Parr8hed Posted May 23, 2019 Share #1 Posted May 23, 2019 Pulled into the center at the same time as the security guard. 05:45. Immediately a dude rolls up on a bike right in front of my truck yelling at both of us "Do you have any change?" Let me tell you that if you are going to work in Louisvile, there is a certain area that you want to avoid. I am sitting right in the middle of that area. While I am sitting in my truck watching this dude's hands a knock on my window scared the shit out of me. It was a crackhead asking for a cigarette. I yelled at her to get the Eff away from my truck. They both took off. Still trying to decide if they were working together and had very bad intentions. It could have gotten quite messy. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #2 Posted May 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: Still trying to decide if they were working together and had very bad intentions. It could have gotten quite messy. correct, ya never know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #3 Posted May 23, 2019 20 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: Still trying to decide if they were working together and had very bad intentions. It could have gotten quite messy. True of almost every human interaction ever And human/bear or human/moose, or, the worst & most common, human/squirrel! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #4 Posted May 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: True of almost every human interaction ever And human/bear or human/moose, or, the worst & most common, human/squirrel! What are you implying, maybe that one squirrel gets out front to slow you down while the other one jumps through your spokes? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #5 Posted May 23, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #6 Posted May 23, 2019 26 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: It was a crackhead asking for a cigarette. I yelled at her to get the Eff away from my truck. So I gotta ask, would you have hit it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted May 23, 2019 Share #7 Posted May 23, 2019 So the question has to be asked? Would you hit it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted May 23, 2019 Share #8 Posted May 23, 2019 1 minute ago, 2Far said: So I gotta ask, would you have hit it? Just now, parodybot said: So the question has to be asked? Would you hit it? One, two, three, jinx on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #9 Posted May 23, 2019 Just now, parodybot said: One, two, three, jinx on you! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #10 Posted May 23, 2019 So, for some kind of scale, better or worse: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #11 Posted May 23, 2019 Better or worse: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted May 23, 2019 Share #12 Posted May 23, 2019 Just now, 2Far said: So, for some kind of scale, better or worse: Is that the dude or the chick? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #13 Posted May 23, 2019 Just now, 2Far said: Better or worse: That is fucking disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #14 Posted May 23, 2019 1 minute ago, parodybot said: Is that the dude or the chick? Part ghoul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted May 23, 2019 Share #15 Posted May 23, 2019 1 minute ago, 2Far said: Better or worse: Just now, Dottie said: That is fucking disgusting. when did Ronald McDonald start doing crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #16 Posted May 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, sheep_herder said: What are you implying, maybe that one squirrel gets out front to slow you down while the other one jumps through your spokes? Come between a mama bear and her baby - bad news. Come between a mama moose and her baby - bad news. I've never seen a mama squirrel and her baby, but I run up against countless "squirrels behaving like maniacs chasing and chirping at each other" nonsense. Those little effers will then go in two separate directions - neither the obvious/safe route - and it goes bad from there. I had one recently run under my bottom bracket - avoiding the front and rear wheel and the cranks! Another recently ran full bore at my front wheel, turned on a dime, and brushed his tail & azz against my Zipp rim - which I assume was good for him since the rim is higher and thus the spokes are higher? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #17 Posted May 23, 2019 Are we really having a squirrel discussion after 2Far's devastating posts? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #18 Posted May 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dottie said: Are we really having a squirrel discussion after 2Far's devastating posts? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #19 Posted May 23, 2019 This place continues to sink to new lows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted May 23, 2019 Author Share #20 Posted May 23, 2019 28 minutes ago, 2Far said: I have a bench seat with a fold down middle seat to form a console. It was sitting right there under the seat with my hand on the grip the whole time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted May 23, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted May 23, 2019 28 minutes ago, 2Far said: So I gotta ask, would you have hit it? With 2 to the chest and 1 to the head. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #22 Posted May 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: I have a bench seat with a fold down middle seat to form a console. It was sitting right there under the seat with my hand on the grip the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #23 Posted May 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: That looks interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #24 Posted May 23, 2019 Just now, 2Far said: That looks interesting. Would be nice if you wanted quick access to a locked and loaded gun, but I would not leave it there if I was out of the vehicle, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #25 Posted May 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, 2Far said: That looks interesting. Well, I would have to get a flat topped pistol, which, of course fulfills the N+1 mandate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #26 Posted May 23, 2019 Scared White Guys. Scared White Asshole Guys SWAG. Remember, get your SWAG on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #27 Posted May 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: Would be nice if you wanted quick access to a locked and loaded gun, but I would not leave it there if I was out of the vehicle, would you? Not overnight. Into the Quickie Stop or Wendy's I would. Overnight @ the hotel or in my driveway, definitely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted May 23, 2019 Author Share #28 Posted May 23, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: I have seen these but I really like my method. It keeps it hidden well but easily accessible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted May 23, 2019 Author Share #29 Posted May 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Dottie said: Scared White Guys. Scared White Asshole Guys SWAG. Remember, get your SWAG on So to get this straight, you're calling me a scared white asshole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #30 Posted May 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Parr8hed said: So to get this straight, you're calling me a scared white asshole? Yeah. Except the scared part -- I was a little over the top. ? I'm a WAG myself. I'm pretty sure the proof is in these forums. For instance, the above post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #31 Posted May 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: So to get this straight, you're calling me a scarred white asshole? FIFY & me 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted May 23, 2019 Share #32 Posted May 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Razors Edge said: Come between a mama bear and her baby - bad news. Come between a mama moose and her baby - bad news. I've never seen a mama squirrel and her baby, but I run up against countless "squirrels behaving like maniacs chasing and chirping at each other" nonsense. Those little effers will then go in two separate directions - neither the obvious/safe route - and it goes bad from there. I had one recently run under my bottom bracket - avoiding the front and rear wheel and the cranks! Another recently ran full bore at my front wheel, turned on a dime, and brushed his tail & azz against my Zipp rim - which I assume was good for him since the rim is higher and thus the spokes are higher? So when I take Jack out for his morning pee I grab a handful of unsalted mixed nuts and feed the squirrels. They know me now and come running when I take jack out. The other night my daughter & SIL we’re visiting for dinner and as they left we took Jack for his walk so we all left together. SIL is first and one of the squirrels scrambled out of the tree and heads right for him. He screams like a sissy girl and runs behind us!!!?! Granted this guy is 6’2” 230 lbs!?!? Me, dude what the fuck... it’s a freaking Squirrel man, why are you running from a squirrel.... I thought it was coming for me!?!? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #33 Posted May 23, 2019 2 hours ago, parodybot said: So the question has to be asked? Would you hit it? 2 hours ago, 2Far said: So I gotta ask, would you have hit it? 2 hours ago, parodybot said: So the question has to be asked? Would you hit it? Ewwwww, they were crack heads. He has more respect for his junk than that!! Ew again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 23, 2019 Share #34 Posted May 23, 2019 36 minutes ago, smudge said: Ewwwww, they were crack heads. He has more respect for his junk than that!! Are you sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted May 23, 2019 Share #35 Posted May 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Razors Edge said: human/squirrel! The moose/squirrel combo is the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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