Randomguy Posted June 9, 2014 Share #1 Posted June 9, 2014 It is Monday, so it is what it is. I woke up at 2AM and couldn't get back to sleep, so I have started out the week exhausted. Raining buckets, drenched despite my umbrella. The subway was delayed, so I was packed in like a pudgy sardine, had to stand the whole way in in an awkward way. Now I have to prepare for Monday meetings, which suck in all kinds of ways, suck worse if you had a crappy sales week (or month), have to bring in lists of accounts and such. Anyway, the day can only get better, so I am excited! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 9, 2014 Share #2 Posted June 9, 2014 I'm happy for you that you are excited. Personally, I'm tired.....waking up at 1 am with full-on shakes due to extremely low blood sugars....I'd like to go home and get in bed. Can't. Have to load about 10million rows of data today.....first I need to make room, since I'm running out of space on the server Have to meet with the RE agent at lunch time, which reminds me...I need to fillout the disclosure form for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 9, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted June 9, 2014 I'm happy for you that you are excited. Personally, I'm tired.....waking up at 1 am with full-on shakes due to extremely low blood sugars....I'd like to go home and get in bed. Can't. Have to load about 10million rows of data today.....first I need to make room, since I'm running out of space on the server Have to meet with the RE agent at lunch time, which reminds me...I need to fillout the disclosure form for her. I can help your company with SAN/NAS/server/WAN optimization issues. Hey, you gotta buy from somebody, don't get stuff from a dick in a suit when I can do the same damn thing, only without the suit! Btw, I feel like hell, too, just looking on the bright side of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 9, 2014 Share #4 Posted June 9, 2014 I can help your company with SAN/NAS/server/WAN optimization issues. Hey, you gotta buy from somebody, don't get stuff from a dick in a suit when I can do the same damn thing, only without the suit! Btw, I feel like hell, too, just looking on the bright side of life. Trust me...you're better off not helping on this one. And the reason I'm out of space....I sized the server to handle 3 years of existing data......of course, doing so, people thought "hey...bigger server! We can do a lot more!" My data and reporting requirements increased almost 250% in one year.....assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted June 9, 2014 Share #5 Posted June 9, 2014 Hey, at least you're not sick. I think the medical term for how I feel today is "hammered dogshit" but at the office I don't have to talk to anybody, so I can't spread it and after being cooped up all weekend, at least this gets me out of the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted June 9, 2014 Share #6 Posted June 9, 2014 Trust me...you're better off not helping on this one. And the reason I'm out of space....I sized the server to handle 3 years of existing data......of course, doing so, people thought "hey...bigger server! We can do a lot more!" My data and reporting requirements increased almost 250% in one year.....assholes. I found that the only real way to keep users happy is to leave fresh straw in their cubes from time to time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 9, 2014 Share #7 Posted June 9, 2014 I found that the only real way to keep users happy is to leave fresh straw in their cubes from time to time I might go with a methane dusting..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 9, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted June 9, 2014 Trust me...you're better off not helping on this one. And the reason I'm out of space....I sized the server to handle 3 years of existing data......of course, doing so, people thought "hey...bigger server! We can do a lot more!" My data and reporting requirements increased almost 250% in one year.....assholes. Well, that all may be true, but I need to make some money, and selling equipment and services is how I am currently equipped to help. What kind of storage do you have now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 9, 2014 Share #9 Posted June 9, 2014 Well, that all may be true, but I need to make some money, and selling equipment and services is how I am currently equipped to help. What kind of storage do you have now? Not sure....the server is actually in a datacenter in a state to the west of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 9, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted June 9, 2014 Not sure....the server is actually in a datacenter in a state to the west of me. Well, find out who I need to talk to if you can, and let me know. I will call and say howdy and not say I know you to protect the innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 9, 2014 Share #11 Posted June 9, 2014 Go sit in a stall in the restroom. A good BM may help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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