Randomguy Posted June 8, 2019 Share #1 Posted June 8, 2019 F'ing birds! I used a napkin to take the bulk of it (it was a small one) off my shoulder, then went inside and used soap, water, and paper towels, then a wet nap to make it nearly invisible. Nobody knew but me, and now you. RO will hear the story tomorrow and be mightily amused. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 8, 2019 Share #2 Posted June 8, 2019 Just now, Randomguy said: F'ing birds! I used a napkin to take the bulk of it (it was a small one) off my shoulder, then went inside and used soap, water, and paper towels, then a wet nap to make it nearly invisible. Nobody knew but me, and now you. RO will hear the story tomorrow and be mightily amused. So you have good luck now, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted June 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: So you have good luck now, eh? Dunno, maybe. Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 8, 2019 Share #4 Posted June 8, 2019 Just now, Randomguy said: Dunno, maybe. Yay! MEGA-MILLIONS time!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted June 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: MEGA-MILLIONS time!!!! I won the poop lottery already, I can't wait to win a money lottery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted June 8, 2019 Share #6 Posted June 8, 2019 You did in one respect, you have a job! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 8, 2019 Share #7 Posted June 8, 2019 I ate lunch on the Seattle waterfront with some coworkers outside one year, and some pigeon dude dropped a healthy load on my coworkers arm. Seemed to match my tarter sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted June 8, 2019 Share #8 Posted June 8, 2019 Washed my car today. I expect to get pooped on before sunset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 9, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted June 9, 2019 23 hours ago, Randomguy said: RO will hear the story tomorrow and be mightily amused. She was mightily amused, as was her friend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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