Popular Post ChrisL Posted June 14, 2019 Popular Post Share #1 Posted June 14, 2019 Had an echocardiogram for a mild heart murmur my new Dr found. The technician was cool and was explaining everything to me. She angled the monitor so I could see and she was pointing things out. She said the Dr will provide a follow up but asked what they told me. I told her they said I had a slight murmur and they wanted to do this as a precaution. She said thought so as I don’t see much of a murmur here, blood flow looks good. After we got to talking for a while she says, can I tell you something? Uh sure what? When I called your name I was hoping you would stand up and my heart jumped for joy when you did. Me thinking oh this is awkward... Then she continues... You see most older men are usually obese and well there was that fat guy in the room too. You are my third one today and my arm & shoulder really get tired pushing against a bunch of fat.... And I thought she was coming on to me...? 3 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ralphie ★ Posted June 15, 2019 Popular Post Share #2 Posted June 15, 2019 15 hours ago, ChrisL said: And I thought she was coming on to me She was! You are not a lardass - congrats! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted June 15, 2019 Share #3 Posted June 15, 2019 Glad you had a good check up, although a bit disappointing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted June 15, 2019 Share #4 Posted June 15, 2019 I had an echocardiogram last month when I was hospitalized for that hernia. I don’t know if anyone ever looked at it. My surgeon asked me what my cardiologist had to say about my echocardiogram. I told him I didn’t even know I had a cardiologist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smudge ★ Posted June 15, 2019 Popular Post Share #5 Posted June 15, 2019 I shared your story with our echo tech. At first she was mortified thinking your tech was coming on to you. Then she laughed her head off about the obese patients. She could totally relate. 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted June 15, 2019 Share #6 Posted June 15, 2019 I was thrilled when the MRI tech called me tiny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted June 15, 2019 Share #7 Posted June 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, petitepedal said: I was thrilled when the MRI tech called me tiny Is that better than shorty? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 15, 2019 Share #8 Posted June 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Longjohn said: I had an echocardiogram last month when I was hospitalized for that hernia. I don’t know if anyone ever looked at it. My surgeon asked me what my cardiologist had to say about my echocardiogram. I told him I didn’t even know I had a cardiologist? I hate how they often stick you in the middle of this medical shit! Elephino! BTW, you are doing great if you are in your late 60s and don;t have a cardiologist! Nice! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 15, 2019 Share #9 Posted June 15, 2019 How does it feel being an older man? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 15, 2019 Share #10 Posted June 15, 2019 20 hours ago, ChrisL said: And I thought she was coming on to me Parr8 would have succeeded! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 15, 2019 Share #11 Posted June 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: How does it feel being an older man? ...after you accept it, it's actually sort of liberating. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted June 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: How does it feel being an older man? I’m good with it. I walked into a meeting yesterday and a bunch of 40 somethings called me Sir... I looked around and yeah I was the oldest guy there... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Scrapr ★ Posted June 15, 2019 Popular Post Share #13 Posted June 15, 2019 5 hours ago, Page Turner said: ...after you accept it, it's actually sort of liberating. you bet. nod off in boring meetings spill coffee on your shirt spill lunch on your shirt drool throw skittles down wimmens tops that one time when everybody is stumped & they look at you. You answer, yeah I know how to fix that. I wrote that program 1 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 15, 2019 Share #14 Posted June 15, 2019 8 hours ago, ChrisL said: I’m good with it. I walked into a meeting yesterday and a bunch of 40 somethings called me Sir... I looked around and yeah I was the oldest guy there... How old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share #15 Posted June 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Dottie said: How old? 53 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted June 16, 2019 Share #16 Posted June 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, ChrisL said: 53 Kid 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 16, 2019 Share #17 Posted June 16, 2019 15 minutes ago, ChrisL said: 53 52 soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 16, 2019 Share #18 Posted June 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Kid We can't compete, John. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 16, 2019 Share #19 Posted June 16, 2019 Almost 36 hours and still no parody..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted June 16, 2019 Share #20 Posted June 16, 2019 7 hours ago, Kzoo said: Almost 36 hours and still no parody..... The place is improving. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 16, 2019 Share #21 Posted June 16, 2019 9 hours ago, Kzoo said: Almost 36 hours and still no parody..... I guess we forumites need to have our thinkers checked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 16, 2019 Share #22 Posted June 16, 2019 20 hours ago, ChrisL said: 53 Old man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 16, 2019 Share #23 Posted June 16, 2019 20 hours ago, Dottie said: 52 soon Old woman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 16, 2019 Share #24 Posted June 16, 2019 22 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Old woman Old body, nimble mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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