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We still laugh about the time out for dinner maybe 20 years ago and my wife's fortune cookie read "Say yes to the next proposition you receive"  I laughed and told her to get ready to do some freaky shit when we got home. 

Just then the waitress came along and asked "Can I get you more coffee?" My wife looked at me and smiled  while answering "Yes"

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30 minutes ago, Zephyr said:

We still laugh about the time out for dinner maybe 20 years ago and my wife's fortune cookie read "Say yes to the next proposition you receive"  I laughed and told her to get ready to do some freaky shit when we got home. 

Just then the waitress came along and asked "Can I get you more coffee?" My wife looked at me and smiled  while answering "Yes"

...so the waitress comes back with the coffee, and she's wearing nothing but a black leather g-string and some nipple tassles.

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