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AirwickWithCheese

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10 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

You were compulsively masturbating, causing your poop transplant to plop on the floor.  You were wearing a pair of leather-soled shoes you borrowed from Wilbur and you slipped on the poop.  You are late because you had to clean the shoes of biological matter from multiple species.

This is pretty good. Can I borrow it?

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13 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

I just took a nap. Someone called and startled me. I have no texts from Kirby or RG

Did you ever make it to work?  We just got RG employed.  We don't want to have to go through this again with you.  On a better note, if you do lose your job, I hear that Carl's box down under the overpass is still unoccupied.

 

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