Dottleshead ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Share #1 Posted June 24, 2019 I have decided they are a wonderful invention... maybe the best thing since the advent of toilets themselves. Plus they are the perfect metaphor for life. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Share #2 Posted June 24, 2019 They always seemed a poor idea to me. Just there to catch the stray urine and fecal matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted June 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: They always seemed a poor idea to me. Just there to catch the stray urine and fecal matter. Try shrinking that ass of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted June 24, 2019 Funny story, gawd dang thing stuck to my butt and were included in my drawers when I hoisted my trausers up. Hmmm... If it had urine and fecal matter, I'm sitting in my own waste right now. Disgusting. Maybe you are right, Jsharr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Share #5 Posted June 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Dottie said: Try shrinking that ass of yours. I ran the idea of Honey I Shrunk My Ass past Disney and they referred me to Larry Flynt Publications. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Share #6 Posted June 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Dottie said: Funny story, gawd dang thing stuck to my butt and were included in my drawers when I hoisted my trausers up. Hmmm... If it had urine and fecal matter, I'm sitting in my own waste right now. Disgusting. Maybe you are right, Jsharr. So you are talking the paper ones in the public stalls? I agree then to a point. I will always at the very least give the seat a good wipe down with TP. If it looks questionable, I will pass, unless passing is not an option. I thought you meant the pink or seafoam green shag carpet ones your and my grandmother had on hers. Those things creeped me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted June 24, 2019 16 minutes ago, jsharr said: I thought you meant the pink or seafoam green shag carpet ones your and my grandmother had on hers. Those things creeped me out. Special Seattle Seahag toilet seat cover issued during breast cancer awareness month?? Yeah that'd creap me out too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted June 24, 2019 Fixed title for clarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted June 24, 2019 Share #9 Posted June 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dottie said: Fixed title for clarity. You should see the ones in the judges chamber, they are made of crushed civil rights! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted June 24, 2019 1 minute ago, County Clerk said: You should see the ones in the judges chamber, they are made of crushed civil rights! Good Lord. Another sock I can't keep straight. It would seem pairing is impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted June 24, 2019 Share #11 Posted June 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dottie said: Good Lord. Another sock I can't keep straight. It would seem pairing is impossible. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted June 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, County Clerk said: I don't know who you are but you got style, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Share #13 Posted June 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dottie said: I don't know who you are but you got style, man I am surprised you did not ask him if the carpet matches the drapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share #14 Posted June 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, County Clerk said: You should see the ones in the judges chamber, they are made of crushed civil rights! Just now, jsharr said: I am surprised you did not ask him if the carpet matches the drapes. The first response was a give away. But never hurts to be humble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 24, 2019 Share #15 Posted June 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dottie said: The first response was a give away. But never hurts to be humble. I had him pegged as RG as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted June 25, 2019 Share #16 Posted June 25, 2019 As long as it looks reasonably clean, I just sit down & poop. I'm poopin, not dining... Years of construction site porta-potties probably hardened me. For a good time take a torch in with you to warm the seat....you could sanitize with the torch, but the plastic might melt.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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