Prophet Zacharia Posted July 11, 2019 Share #1 Posted July 11, 2019 That I allowed her to snooze after her alarm went off at 0500. Says she’ll now be late. This seems like no-win territory for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #2 Posted July 11, 2019 Motivational speech for WOPZ (rough language) New alarm clock for WOPZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted July 11, 2019 14 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Motivational speech for WOPZ Yeah, I’m not going there with her right now! I just got the “will there be coffee?” request, which is less of a question than it is a declaration of best safe practices. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted July 11, 2019 Share #4 Posted July 11, 2019 Quote Your wife just complained? You went all these years without her complaining? How did you do it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted July 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, Tizeye said: How did you do it! Very attentively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted July 11, 2019 Share #6 Posted July 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Very attentively. Actually, I'm guessing more the opposite. Far more likely, she complains, you just aren't paying attention to it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 11, 2019 Share #7 Posted July 11, 2019 Why is this news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #8 Posted July 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Tizeye said: Your wife just complained? You went all these years without her complaining? How did you do it! 3 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Very attentively. I'm suspicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted July 11, 2019 Share #9 Posted July 11, 2019 My wife has a free slate today and last night she mentioned it was going to rain later today so she would like to get up with me and go for a bike ride before I leave for work, so I woke her up this morning, only to find out due to some things going on right now with her health, she did not get to sleep until 4am. Oops. She didnt go for a ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #10 Posted July 11, 2019 ^^^^ this seems more likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #11 Posted July 11, 2019 4 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Yeah, I’m not going there with her right now! I just got the “will there be coffee?” request, which is less of a question than it is a declaration of best safe practices. You appear to be very intelligent and educated, which are not mutually exclusive, based on your body of work here. I am surprised you let her snooze when you knew she needed to be at work for that important meeting that she failed to mention to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted July 11, 2019 3 hours ago, jsharr said: I am surprised you let her snooze when you knew she needed to be at work for that important meeting that she failed to mention to you. That was her perspective as well. I now recall she is meeting a friend for drinks after work, apparently she wants to be able to leave on time, so getting in on-time (or even early!) was particularly important today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share #13 Posted July 11, 2019 4 hours ago, Indy said: Actually, I'm guessing more the opposite. Far more likely, she complains, you just aren't paying attention to it. Maybe. Who knows? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted July 11, 2019 Share #14 Posted July 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Maybe. Who knows? Sounds like a normal marriage to me then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share #15 Posted July 11, 2019 41 minutes ago, Indy said: Sounds like a normal marriage to me then. When she woke up I was on my phone, on this site. She asked “how long have you been up?” Since you alarm went off at 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #16 Posted July 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: When she woke up I was on my phone, on this site. She asked “how long have you been up?” Since you alarm went off at 5. Has she explained to you clearly and emphatically that you are a moran and an azz? If not, you still shouldn't sleep with both eyes closed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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