Dirtyhip Posted July 11, 2019 Share #1 Posted July 11, 2019 Husband and I saying goodbye to someone we know and the person like pushed us and we rode on. He first pushed my husband, by pushing his back. Then he pushed me. He put his hand on my ass and pushed me forward. ? I thought about it, and I remember seeing his hand on my husbands back, for his push. HEY! Maybe it was just a mistake and bad hand eye coordination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #2 Posted July 11, 2019 Did you feel violated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Popular Post Share #3 Posted July 11, 2019 He was a smart man, He knew you were watching and would kick his ass if he grabbed your husband's ass. 2 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 11, 2019 Share #4 Posted July 11, 2019 Sometime you just automatically reach for the biggest par.... Never mind. I'd call your lawyer, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #5 Posted July 11, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: Sometime you just automatically reach for the biggest par.... Never mind. I'd call your lawyer, The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'That's what I said - Spinal Tap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #6 Posted July 11, 2019 I'm detecting some animosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted July 11, 2019 I felt indifferent. Not violated, just meh. It was likely an honest accident. Still, it made me think a moment. One of my GF's is very handsy with me. That doesn't bother me so much. Discus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #8 Posted July 11, 2019 I don't touch women other than a handshake. A lot of flight attendants like to hug. I avoid that at all cost. Nothing gets misinterpreted when there is nothing to misinterpret. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #9 Posted July 11, 2019 It is all about the thumb position. ? - thumb upwards is ok. ? - thumb headed down is a "what????" ? - can be shocking! and ? - is never acceptable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 11, 2019 Share #10 Posted July 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Discus In today's litigious, sexually combative world I would never. Purely as an accident, I can see it happening, but he put himself in a position to allow the accident to happen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 11, 2019 Share #11 Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, wilbur said: I don't touch women other than a handshake. A lot of flight attendants like to hug. I avoid that at all cost. Nothing gets misinterpreted when there is nothing to misinterpret. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #12 Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: This. How often do you pilot jets? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 11, 2019 Share #13 Posted July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: How often do you pilot jets? Agreeing with the position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #14 Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Assuming with the position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share #15 Posted July 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, Kzoo said: In today's litigious, sexually combative world I would never. Purely as an accident, I can see it happening, but he put himself in a position to allow the accident to happen. Agreed. I can see how this is a concern. I told my husband about it. We laughed. I said "X felt me up yesterday when he pushed us off. You got the back push and I got the ass push." Husband just chuckled. This whole scenario might have gone differently with another person. I am pretty uppity, but not that uppity. Think about it though. Wife get touched. Freaks out. Tells husband … With us it was a smirk and a joke that can be another one of our good inside jokes about people, places and things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 11, 2019 Share #16 Posted July 11, 2019 And your thought process the next time this same guy pushes you guys off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 11, 2019 Share #17 Posted July 11, 2019 I wish I got felt up more often.? 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #18 Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: And your thought process the next time this same guy pushes you guys off? Have the full face helmet still held in one hand by the strap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share #19 Posted July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And your thought process the next time this same guy pushes you guys off? Doubt it would happen again. It was probably an accident. I really think it may have been. I elbowed my friends boob on accident. Or, brushed against people's ass at work. It happens. Tight quarters sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted July 11, 2019 Share #20 Posted July 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Have the full face helmet still held in one hand by the strap. Because turning one problem into 3, or more, problems is such a great idea. You're consistent, I'll give you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #21 Posted July 11, 2019 Just now, late said: Because turning one problem into 3, or more, problems is such a great idea. You're consistent, I'll give you that. Wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 11, 2019 Share #22 Posted July 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: I elbowed my friends boob on accident. Reminds me of a story from the mid 80's. I was working at a company that had a phone system option to access the intercom from any desk phone set - sent across the office and the factory floor. Marty was standing at his desk and punched the code for the intercom. Mary Ann walked up behind him to talk to him and tapped him on the shoulder and it startled him and he spun around. Across the intercom you could hear, "Ouch Marty. That's my boob." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted July 11, 2019 Share #23 Posted July 11, 2019 I worked in an all male unit one time and told the boss that once a female member came in I would give him a month before a sexual assault complaint came in against him. He asked me why and I told him. We all wore uniform and everyone kept their pens in their left shirt pocket. He never had a pen and would never ask. He would just reach over and pull the pen out of your pocket, use it and toss it back to you. Like 4 or 5 tines every day. I told him it was habit and he was going to forget and grab some boobage while reaching for a pen He looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate while he processed and told me I was right. He asked us to work with him stop him from doing it. I was just making a joke at the time, but it did help him when females transferred in 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 11, 2019 Share #24 Posted July 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Wut? Some people are wound just a little tight. #timeforsomepot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #25 Posted July 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #26 Posted July 11, 2019 Actually, spillover from another forum. IMO that has no place here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted July 11, 2019 Share #27 Posted July 11, 2019 I’m actually having flashbacks of the nosey neighbor at my last job reading this and her constant remarks on my looks and touching. Not inappropriate but touching my arm when she talked to me or putting her hand on my back briefly if we were standing near each other.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share #28 Posted July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, ChrisL said: I’m actually having flashbacks of the nosey neighbor at my last job reading this and her constant remarks on my looks and touching. Not inappropriate but touching my arm when she talked to me or putting her hand on my back briefly if we were standing near each other.... She wanted you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted July 11, 2019 Share #29 Posted July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: She wanted you. ? as we used to say back in the day, I wouldn’t f**k her with your dick... Oh wait... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted July 11, 2019 Share #30 Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Dirtyhip said: Husband and I saying goodbye to someone we know and the person like pushed us and we rode on. He first pushed my husband, by pushing his back. Then he pushed me. He put his hand on my ass and pushed me forward. ? I thought about it, and I remember seeing his hand on my husbands back, for his push. HEY! Maybe it was just a mistake and bad hand eye coordination. Don't despair.....this happens to me all the time. I've had to stop collecting my pension from the Post Office......and a few of them were women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #31 Posted July 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, onbike1939 said: Don't despair.....this happens to me all the time. I've had to stop collecting my pension from the Post Office......and a few of them were women. You know I like you onbike but you have to be of ass grabbing age for us to take you seriously. Now I have done it! Easy on those gin and tonics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #32 Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Dottie said: You know I like you onbike but you have to be of ass grabbing age for us to take you seriously. Now I have done it! Easy on those gin and tonics. I don't think his nurses allow him to have tonic any more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share #33 Posted July 11, 2019 15 minutes ago, Dottie said: You know I like you onbike but you have to be of ass grabbing age for us to take you seriously. Now I have done it! Easy on those gin and tonics. The ass grabber is retired. Just saying ... 37 minutes ago, ChrisL said: ? as we used to say back in the day, I wouldn’t f**k her with your dick... Oh wait... a Bad ass mountainbike chic used to have a business card that read "Show me yours and I will show you mine." Yeah, she's still pro. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #34 Posted July 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: I felt indifferent. Not violated, just meh. Oh, ok. So I won't bother asking if he was hot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted July 11, 2019 Share #35 Posted July 11, 2019 I was in high school. Don’t remember the conversation, but I pointed down the hall. Just as my finger extended, a very pretty friend of mine came around the corner and my finger went right into her boob! I’m not sure who was more surprised! That was nearly 40 years ago. She and WoW were good friends and she was maid of honor at our wedding but the situation had never been discussed again until last Summer. A mutual friend asked how long we had known each other and about our friendship over the years. Cindy spouted “Hell! He got to 2nd base with me without even kissing me first!” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #36 Posted July 11, 2019 So you are saying he used the jazz hands/hug/ boobs feel/and now ass feel reaction gremlin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 11, 2019 Share #37 Posted July 11, 2019 2 hours ago, wilbur said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted July 11, 2019 Share #38 Posted July 11, 2019 Almost anything is possible, the question is whether it's probable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted July 11, 2019 Share #39 Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Dirtyhip said: The ass grabber is retired. Just saying ... One never truly retires from ass grabbing. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted July 11, 2019 Share #40 Posted July 11, 2019 1st question - why did he push either one of you? 2nd question: Was he off target on both pushes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted July 11, 2019 Share #41 Posted July 11, 2019 As an IT tech with many small business clients, the office manager is often their IT contact. The office managers are usually women and often quite attractive. I am conscientious about what I say and do. However things bump frequently in small confines. Usually accidental. It’s not unusual to show them something on their PC and have them place a hand on my back or arm as they lean forward or even have a boob against my shoulder. I just don’t read anything into it and move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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