Popular Post 2Far ★ Posted July 15, 2019 Popular Post Share #1 Posted July 15, 2019 An unkempt teenage JShartpft with his pants hanging half off his ass walked into the local welfare office to pick up his welfare payment. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and a bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his new Mercedes-Benz and he will supply all of your clothes." The social worker then went on to explain further"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." JShartpft, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well...You started it!" 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 15, 2019 Share #2 Posted July 15, 2019 So is there a job or isn't there????? I need to put in two weeks notice and don't want to jump the gun here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 15, 2019 Share #3 Posted July 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: So is there a job or isn't there????? I need to put in two weeks notice and don't want to jump the gun here. Yes there is. Go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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