jsharr ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Share #1 Posted July 22, 2019 Been wanting to change locales and careers. Had an interview this AM for a job selling cars. Met the interviewer at a coffee shop in Kalamazoo. This 30 year old chick was grilling me about car models. Showed me a 57 chevy, or so she said, but I could tell it was a 55 because it did not have the chrome "eyebrows" over the headlights. I had to tell her it was a 55 repeatedly. Might have raised my voice, as a nosy little cretin a couple of tables over kept looking at me. Anyway, not to beat a dead horse, which I had to tell the chick she was doing about the "57" chevy, but I am pretty sure I nailed this job interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share #2 Posted July 22, 2019 So her boss is coming to the second interview. If things go as well with him as they did with her, I may be moving north soon. Hopefully he knows more about classic Chevrolets than she does. Not to beat a dead horse, but I know way more than this chick about cars, and pretty much everything else. I SAID I KNOW WAY MORE THAN HER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Share #3 Posted July 22, 2019 Well, you nailed the "cretin" portion of the exam! Spot on! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Share #4 Posted July 22, 2019 I was once told by the manager of an auto dealership that they don't want salespeople who know a lot about cars. They want salespeople who can sell up and avoid talking too much about the car. "You'd look so good in that car. It matches your eyes so well". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted July 22, 2019 Just now, maddmaxx said: I was once told by the manager of an auto dealership that they don't want salespeople who know a lot about cars. They want salespeople who can sell up and avoid talking too much about the car. "You'd look so good in that car. It matches your eyes so well". My car is black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Share #6 Posted July 22, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: My car is black. Like your soul. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 22, 2019 Share #7 Posted July 22, 2019 This has to be a parroty tread. But I can't find the original. I just want to know what happened with the 55 chevy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Share #8 Posted July 22, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: My car is black. Which will natch your eye color when the dude two tables over finishes smacking you around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Share #9 Posted July 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: This has to be a parroty tread. But I can't find the original. I just want to know what happened with the 55 chevy? This must be a large dealership to have 55 chevy's in stock. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted July 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: This has to be a parroty tread. But I can't find the original. I just want to know what happened with the 55 chevy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 22, 2019 Share #11 Posted July 22, 2019 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted July 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Not a parody. I don't do parodies. And when I left he was having a conversation with the boss and ignoring the young lady that her had just run over in conversation. I found out the guy's previous 2 years life story - Denver - divorce - losing money - moving back to Michigan - Mom in Michigan - Living with a former classmate he hooked up with on FB.... did you mean 3.26? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted July 22, 2019 Share #13 Posted July 22, 2019 44 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: This must be a large dealership to have 55 chevy's in stock. Seeing as they still haven't sold their 55's, I understand the need for a new salesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 22, 2019 Share #14 Posted July 22, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: did you mean 3.26? Yes - I was confused (again) And the Parody Meter says................ 9.67 You had good material to work from! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share #15 Posted July 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Yes - I was confused (again) And the Parody Meter says................ 9.67 You had good material to work from! Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Share #16 Posted July 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Parr8hed said: I just want to know what happened with the 55 chevy? Woke up exhausted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Share #17 Posted July 22, 2019 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: This must be a large dealership to have 55 chevy's in stock. The 2055's will be out in another 35 years or so. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 22, 2019 Share #18 Posted July 22, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Thank you. Like I said - great OP to work with. You couldn't go wrong. Well I guess you could. I've seen you screw it up before but I didn't want to mention that, but I guess I just did. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share #19 Posted July 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Like I said - great OP to work with. You couldn't go wrong. Well I guess you could. I've seen you screw it up before but I didn't want to mention that, but I guess I just did. Oh well. As always, you are correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 22, 2019 Share #20 Posted July 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, jsharr said: As always, you are correct. I think I was wrong once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted July 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: I think I was wrong once. Yeah, you gave me a 10 one on a parody that was no better than a 9.3 tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 22, 2019 Share #22 Posted July 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, jsharr said: Yeah, you gave me a 10 one on a parody that was no better than a 9.3 tops. That right there is umpossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share #23 Posted July 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Kzoo said: That right there is umpossible. I guess I was wrong. Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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