Razors Edge ★ Posted August 22, 2019 Share #1 Posted August 22, 2019 ...but I do find nun jokes funny Mother superior at the grocery: "I would like to have 120 bananas for the convent." Salesman: "If you buy such a large quantity, it is more economic to buy 144 of them." Mother superior: "Oh well, we could always EAT the other 24." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 22, 2019 Share #2 Posted August 22, 2019 You should learn how to use the "change to plain text" command so that it doesn't look like a FX copy and paste post. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 22, 2019 Share #3 Posted August 22, 2019 Wow - both gray katz in sequence in one thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted August 22, 2019 Share #4 Posted August 22, 2019 Used to do tax appraisals, long time ago. Did a couple abandoned convents. Don't know why, but that stuck with me. The one I remember was in Vermont. Catholics like to dress up their churches a bit. That was plain, looked like a dorm in a factory town. Looked like a grim place to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted August 22, 2019 Share #5 Posted August 22, 2019 ‘Cuz they’re making banana bread for the youth fundraiser with the initial 120. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 23, 2019 Share #6 Posted August 23, 2019 This sort of joke is a slippery slope to hell. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted August 23, 2019 Share #7 Posted August 23, 2019 A drunk walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender how tall is a penguin. Bartender: I don't know. Maybe 2 feet. Drunk: A really big penguin? Bartender: 3 feet. Drunk: The world's biggest penguin? Bartender: 4 feet tops. Drunk. Damn. I must have run over a nun. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JerrySTL ★ Posted August 23, 2019 Popular Post Share #8 Posted August 23, 2019 At the convent: A nun says "Good morning Sister Jane. You must have woke up on the wrong side of the bed." A few minutes later another nun says: "Good morning Sister Jane. You must have woke up on the wrong side of the bed." This happens a few more times and Sister Jane can't take it anymore. She stops the next nun who says it. "Why is everyone saying that to me? I'm in a very good mood!" The other nun says "You're wearing Father Jim's shoes." 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 23, 2019 Share #9 Posted August 23, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted August 23, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted August 23, 2019 11 hours ago, JerrySTL said: A drunk walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender how tall is a penguin. Bartender: I don't know. Maybe 2 feet. Drunk: A really big penguin? Bartender: 3 feet. Drunk: The world's biggest penguin? Bartender: 4 feet tops. Drunk. Damn. I must have run over a nun. A drunk walks into the Vatican and encounters the Pope. He asks the Pope how tall the shortest Nun is. Pope: Most are quite average in height. Certainly, none are shorter than 4 feet tall. Drunk: So no really tiny & short ones? Pope:: Definitely there are none shorter than 4 feet. Drunk: And any idea how tall the world's biggest penguin would be? Pope: 4 feet tops. Drunk. Damn. I must screwed a penguin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted August 23, 2019 Share #11 Posted August 23, 2019 A nun is walking home when she gets stopped by a guy who says he is going to have sex with her. She shrugs and lifts her habit up around her waist, so he drops his pants around his ankles. He says "I thought you'd put up more of a fight' To which she replied, "I'm not going to fight at all." "Really, why not?" "Because I can run faster with my habit around my waist than you can with your pants around your ankles" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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