Nate Posted June 20, 2014 Share #1 Posted June 20, 2014 Woman faces life in prison for stopping to help ducks Hey, first of all, let me say that this whole story has "city folk" written all over it. I don't have a problem with being nice to ducks and geese, but stopping you car on the hiway? Trying to herd them into your car??? Hell, why not pull the car OFF THE ROAD first? A motorcyclist and his daughter got killed slamming into the back of her stopped car, so I can understand the prison term. We wouldn't do anything like that here in the States. There would be a Twitter firestorm and then Obama would pardon her or pin a medal on her or maybe exchange her for an Ayatollah or something Back in the Bush administration we would have just waterboarded the bitch and packed her off to Guantanamo Bay But our Canukistan neighbors actually take public safety seriously, and so she is getting the full meal deal. Yep, that judge is going to stick it in and break it off. Life baby, don't do the crime if you can't do the time...the Big House, the Old Lockdown, Penn State...that's where you're headed baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 20, 2014 Share #2 Posted June 20, 2014 In America she would have gotten off scot free for the motorcyclists deaths, but if she would have killed the ducks, she would have been boiled alive in some sort of hot oil that was not animal based and had been manufactured in green, cruelty free facility. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted June 20, 2014 Share #3 Posted June 20, 2014 Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 20, 2014 Share #4 Posted June 20, 2014 Oh, wait...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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