Popular Post Forum Administrator Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share #1 Posted September 6, 2019 The secretary's husband sent her flowers today with a card that says, "I miss and love you." (He's been working in another state for the last two weeks.) Here's the conversation that happens every time someone comes in the office..... Those flowers are beautiful, who are they from? My husband sent them. Oh, what did he do? Why does everyone think he did something wrong? 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Guest Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share #2 Posted September 6, 2019 Husbands are presumed guilty til proven guilty. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted September 6, 2019 Share #3 Posted September 6, 2019 reminds me of an old favorite joke - I'm sure many of you know the punchline. Two women are at the office one Friday afternoon when one is handed a dozen roses. She says "ugh, they're from my husband.... that means I'm going to have to spend the weekend with my legs in the air." The other woman says...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted September 6, 2019 Share #4 Posted September 6, 2019 38 minutes ago, Forum Administrator said: Why does everyone think he did something wrong? Because they are assholes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 2Far ★ Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share #5 Posted September 6, 2019 16 minutes ago, TrentonMakes said: reminds me of an old favorite joke - I'm sure many of you know the punchline. Two women are at the office one Friday afternoon when one is handed a dozen roses. She says "ugh, they're from my husband.... that means I'm going to have to spend the weekend with my legs in the air." The other woman says...... "Why, don't you have any vases?" 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 6, 2019 Share #6 Posted September 6, 2019 I'm no husband, but I've randomly bought flowers for BCC, because I'm nice like that 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 6, 2019 Share #7 Posted September 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: I'm no husband, but I've randomly bought flowers for BCC, because I'm nice like that Did she spend the weekend with her legs in the air after that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted September 6, 2019 55 minutes ago, TrentonMakes said: Two women are at the office one Friday afternoon when one is handed a dozen roses. She says "ugh, they're from my husband.... that means I'm going to have to spend the weekend with my legs in the air." The other woman says...... I don't know the punchline..... This whole experience has given me the idea that I should send flowers to my wife and just put "I'm sorry" on the card. That will make her wonder what's going on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted September 6, 2019 Share #9 Posted September 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Forum Administrator said: I don't know the punchline..... ^ 2Far does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted September 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, TrentonMakes said: ^ 2Far does. How am I so stupid? I never saw that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 6, 2019 Share #11 Posted September 6, 2019 So, who did he bang or what did he buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted September 6, 2019 Share #12 Posted September 6, 2019 I used to get my wife flowers, but I got tired of that crap and stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted September 6, 2019 Share #13 Posted September 6, 2019 20 minutes ago, Forum Administrator said: How am I so stupid? I never saw that. It's OK. It's been a long week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 6, 2019 Share #14 Posted September 6, 2019 is she hot? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 6, 2019 Share #15 Posted September 6, 2019 10 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: is she hot? Would it matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted September 7, 2019 Share #16 Posted September 7, 2019 I buy flowers & nice shit at random times. I tend to forget anniversaries and birthdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 7, 2019 Share #17 Posted September 7, 2019 16 hours ago, Forum Administrator said: The secretary's husband sent her flowers today with a card that says, "I miss and love you." (He's been working in another state for the last two weeks.) Here's the conversation that happens every time someone comes in the office..... Those flowers are beautiful, who are they from? My husband sent them. Oh, what did he do? Why does everyone think he did something wrong? I never buy chicks flowers. You get them, they die. Plus it generally means what everybody thinks, somebody did something that requires expensive forgiveness. RG doesn’t do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 7, 2019 Share #18 Posted September 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: I never buy chicks flowers. You get them, they die. Plus it generally means what everybody thinks, somebody did something that requires expensive forgiveness. RG doesn’t do that. I just had a dream last night where I bought flowers for someone’s funeral then had buyer’s remorse because I thought there would be too many flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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