Road Runner Posted September 7, 2019 Share #1 Posted September 7, 2019 I'm taking applications for a new forum BFF. I know that most of you here hate my guts, but there are automatic benefits that may allow you to overcome your disgust at this idea of friendship with the devil. The first benefit is the likes. I will like each and every post you make, even if they are catastrophically stupid and/or in utterly bad taste. And I will give you the good likes, not the whatevers and the confuzzled ones. Secondly, I will come to your defense at all times, especially if you are being attacked by the likes of Kzoo or Jsharr. All you have to do in return is to check on me to see if I am injured or dead after a hurricane has come within 100 miles of my house. Easy peasy. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 7, 2019 Share #2 Posted September 7, 2019 You haven't liked a single post of mine since your triumphant return. I hope you built your house with a hull. ps: send me the Mustang for safe dry land storage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 7, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted September 7, 2019 1 minute ago, wilbur said: You haven't liked a single post of mine since your triumphant return. This isn't true, but if you will be my BFF, I will agree with you and apologize profusely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 7, 2019 Share #4 Posted September 7, 2019 I have sent a case of Cheerwine along with my application. Not that I am trying to bribe you, it may make a nice raft in a flood. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 7, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted September 7, 2019 Just now, wilbur said: I have sent a case of Cheerwine along with my application. Not that I am trying to bribe you, it may make a nice raft in a flood. You are now at the top of the list. Bribery is way underrated. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted September 7, 2019 Share #6 Posted September 7, 2019 Based on the picture of you on your bike you recently posted...., I'll be your friend. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 7, 2019 Share #7 Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: I'm taking applications for a new forum BFF. I know that most of you here hate my guts, but there are automatic benefits that may allow you to overcome your disgust at this idea of friendship with the devil. The first benefit is the likes. I will like each and every post you make, even if they are catastrophically stupid and/or in utterly bad taste. And I will give you the good likes, not the whatevers and the confuzzled ones. Secondly, I will come to your defense at all times, especially if you are being attacked by the likes of Kzoo or Jsharr. All you have to do in return is to check on me to see if I am injured or dead after a hurricane has come within 100 miles of my house. Easy peasy. I checked on you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 7, 2019 Share #8 Posted September 7, 2019 This thread is not funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 7, 2019 Share #9 Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: I'm taking applications for a new forum BFF. I know that most of you here hate my guts, but there are automatic benefits that may allow you to overcome your disgust at this idea of friendship with the devil. The first benefit is the likes. I will like each and every post you make, even if they are catastrophically stupid and/or in utterly bad taste. And I will give you the good likes, not the whatevers and the confuzzled ones. Secondly, I will come to your defense at all times, especially if you are being attacked by the likes of Kzoo or Jsharr. All you have to do in return is to check on me to see if I am injured or dead after a hurricane has come within 100 miles of my house. Easy peasy. Roll Tide! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 7, 2019 Share #10 Posted September 7, 2019 My 3 cases of Crerrwine will be delivered Monday. The Parody Meter has been customized for your parodies. And I’ve ordered a secure hurricane shelter for your Mustang. I’ve also downloaded the Where’s RoadRunner app for my phone. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 7, 2019 Author Share #11 Posted September 7, 2019 20 minutes ago, Kzoo said: My 3 cases of Crerrwine will be delivered Monday. The Parody Meter has been customized for your parodies. And I’ve ordered a secure hurricane shelter for your Mustang. I’ve also downloaded the Where’s RoadRunner app for my phone. You have now surpassed Wilbur on my list. I'm not sure what Crerrwine is, but I'm assuming it is something like Cheerwine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 7, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: I checked on you. This is true. If you send me two cases of Cheerwine, we may have a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 7, 2019 Share #13 Posted September 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: You have now surpassed Wilbur on my list. I'm not sure what Crerrwine is, but I'm assuming it is something like Cheerwine. Just know, that Kzoo is very stingy with the likes. I throw them out like beads at Mardi Gras. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 7, 2019 Share #14 Posted September 7, 2019 Done. I mean done. So done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 7, 2019 Share #15 Posted September 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Road Runner said: I'm not sure what Crerrwine is, It is served just before covfefe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 7, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted September 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, wilbur said: Just know, that Kzoo is very stingy with the likes. I throw them out like beads at Mardi Gras. This is true. Plus I suspect that Crerrwine is crerrible. Wilbur is back to No. 1. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 7, 2019 Share #17 Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: This is true. If you send me two cases of Cheerwine, we may have a deal. I used to live on your street. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 7, 2019 Share #18 Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: I used to live on your street. So do vagrants. You have to do better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 8, 2019 Share #19 Posted September 8, 2019 1 hour ago, wilbur said: So do vagrants. You have to do better. I resembled that. As a single sailor renting a snake ranch in VA Beach we were almost vagrants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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