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6 hours ago, Randomguy said:

...please put me in your will for 1% of the haul.  Your other heirs will not notice such a trifling percentage.

Thank you.

Just a couple of details we'll need to set this all up:

  • Your SSN
  • Your DOB
  • Your mother's maiden name (no idea what for)
  • Also, a direct phone number if we have any other pop-ups that need to be handled ASAP. 

For the record, I think I might even pencil you in for 2%(!), but that may require a brief, but intrusive, physical examination by a licensed physician.

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I’ll slot you in for half of all of it if you’d agree to be #2 child’s guardian if I preceed him. The person who had agreed is no longer in the family by divorce. He’s going to become a ward of the state if we cannot find someone. ?

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11 hours ago, Randomguy said:

...please put me in your will for 1% of the haul.  Your other heirs will not notice such a trifling percentage.

Thank you.

Consider it done

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3 hours ago, roadsue said:

I’ll slot you in for half of all of it if you’d agree to be #2 child’s guardian if I preceed him. The person who had agreed is no longer in the family by divorce. He’s going to become a ward of the state if we cannot find someone. ?

I need another child but since I am older than you, it may not help.  A true worry

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3 hours ago, roadsue said:

I’ll slot you in for half of all of it if you’d agree to be #2 child’s guardian if I preceed him. The person who had agreed is no longer in the family by divorce. He’s going to become a ward of the state if we cannot find someone. ?

He would have a good life with me!  Does he like feeding horses carrots and playing on rocks in Central Park?

How is #1 child doing, btw?

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18 minutes ago, Square Wheels said:

I'm worth so much more dead.  There would be a fake funeral and a big party.

I am willing to wait a long time for that to keep building up.

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Just now, Square Wheels said:

What if I leave 1/2 to you?

Then I will hire someone to speed things up, of course!

 

Just kidding, I am verrry patient!  I will post a lot while I wait.

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20 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

He would have a good life with me!  Does he like feeding horses carrots and playing on rocks in Central Park?

How is #1 child doing, btw?

Right? He loves horses! 

#1 is making progress. Agreed to therapy and an anti-depressant a few months ago, and now we’re trying to figure out how to keep up with it when her insurance provider changes after she turns 26 next month. 

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36 minutes ago, wilbur said:

Can I put RO in the will for 1%. That way, you will be heart beatch!  :) 

But I need hooker, blow, and gambling money as much as the next guy!

I am already her beatch, btw.

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I have less than a year left on my term life insurance policy. Who knew I would ever live this long? Probably won’t be able to pick up worthwhile insurance at my age and condition.

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