Square Wheels Posted June 25, 2014 Share #1 Posted June 25, 2014 Google it for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 25, 2014 Share #2 Posted June 25, 2014 little blue box? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 25, 2014 Share #3 Posted June 25, 2014 Isn't that little blue box cute. I think if I google "blue box", I'll get Dr. Who links. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #4 Posted June 25, 2014 Isn't that little blue box cute. I think if I google "blue box", I'll get Dr. Who links. You'll get a Turdis? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 25, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted June 25, 2014 little blue box? Better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 25, 2014 Share #6 Posted June 25, 2014 That's the 20% of idiots who take their mugs into the bathroom on occasion and NEVER wash their mugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #7 Posted June 25, 2014 Better? fecal-matter-office-mugs.jpg you should look up the stats on phone headsets. You will never talk on a phone again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 25, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted June 25, 2014 That's the 20% of idiots who take their mugs into the bathroom on occasion and NEVER wash their mugs. Google it, it sounds like it's from washing the mug in a break room sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #9 Posted June 25, 2014 That's the 20% of idiots who take their mugs into the bathroom on occasion and NEVER wash their mugs. No, it is because coffee is composed of 20% turds. You didn't know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 25, 2014 Share #10 Posted June 25, 2014 Google it, it sounds like it's from washing the mug in a break room sink. Then how does it have ANYTHING to do with being a coffee drinker? Sounds like the crazy water drinkers will suffer from the same problem. I hope there aren't any tea drinkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #11 Posted June 25, 2014 btw, for you tea drinkers out there http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2010/06/did-you-know-iced-tea-safety/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 25, 2014 Share #12 Posted June 25, 2014 No, it is because coffee is composed of 20% turds. You didn't know that? Still less than tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 25, 2014 Author Share #13 Posted June 25, 2014 Then how does it have ANYTHING to do with being a coffee drinker? It doesn't. It's fun like statistics or the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #14 Posted June 25, 2014 Still less than tea. What? Tea is not the feces-fest that coffee is, that is for sure! I wonder how much crap is in bulk bins at whole foods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 25, 2014 Share #15 Posted June 25, 2014 What? Tea is not the feces-fest that coffee is, that is for sure! I wonder how much crap is in bulk bins at whole foods? Less than the bulk tea bins at Whole Foods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #16 Posted June 25, 2014 Less than the bulk tea bins at Whole Foods. They don't have bulk tea at those places, you know. Tea is safer than coffee, this has been proven by astronauts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 25, 2014 Share #17 Posted June 25, 2014 They don't have bulk tea at those places, you know. Tea is safer than coffee, this has been proven by astronauts. Beg to differ. They absolutely have bulk tea. I've bought some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #18 Posted June 25, 2014 Beg to differ. They absolutely have bulk tea. I've bought some. so you paid to drink crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #19 Posted June 25, 2014 so you paid to drink crap? Well, he drinks coffee, so...yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #20 Posted June 25, 2014 Well, he drinks coffee, so...yes. wall, meet face. walked right into that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 25, 2014 Author Share #21 Posted June 25, 2014 wall, meet face. walked right into that one. How do you like it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #22 Posted June 25, 2014 How do you like it? how do I like what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #23 Posted June 25, 2014 how do I like what? Your poop-coffee. I think every surface in NYC is covered in feces. I don't touch much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #24 Posted June 25, 2014 Your poop-coffee. I think every surface in NYC is covered in feces. I don't touch much. you think tea leaves aren't? ever hear of birds? Monkeys? E.Coli floats in the air. At least coffee beans have a covering that protects them...when you drink that tea, it aint protected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted June 25, 2014 Share #25 Posted June 25, 2014 I would pee in Charlie Burgh's coffee mug. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #26 Posted June 25, 2014 I would pee in Charlie Burgh's coffee mug. Couch you have a golden shower fantasy going, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #27 Posted June 25, 2014 you think tea leaves aren't? ever hear of birds? Monkeys? E.Coli floats in the air. At least coffee beans have a covering that protects them...when you drink that tea, it aint protected. I only hope my tea has monkeys in it! That would be cool, to have monkey tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #28 Posted June 25, 2014 I only hope my tea has monkeys in it! That would be cool, to have monkey tea. http://www.teavana.com/the-teas/oolong-teas/p/monkey-picked-oolong-tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #29 Posted June 25, 2014 http://www.teavana.com/the-teas/oolong-teas/p/monkey-picked-oolong-tea Ah, I have had monkey picked before, just not monkey tea. I want a lot of monkey in my tea, you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #30 Posted June 25, 2014 Ah, I have had monkey picked before, just not monkey tea. I want a lot of monkey in my tea, you see. I imagine the monkey that picked your tea had 1) shed some while slaving away to gather your tea leaves and 2) probably scratched it's ass before gathering your tea leaves. So I'm guessing you had a little monkey in your tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #31 Posted June 25, 2014 I imagine the monkey that picked your tea had 1) shed some while slaving away to gather your tea leaves and 2) probably scratched it's ass before gathering your tea leaves. So I'm guessing you had a little monkey in your tea. Monkeys have better things to do than picking tea, that is kind of a myth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #32 Posted June 25, 2014 Monkeys have better things to do than picking tea, that is kind of a myth. http://www.naturalhistorymag.com/picks-from-the-past/12455/monkeys-trained-as-harvesters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #33 Posted June 25, 2014 http://www.naturalhistorymag.com/picks-from-the-past/12455/monkeys-trained-as-harvesters It is a myth for tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #34 Posted June 25, 2014 It is a myth for tea. whatever helps you sleep at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #35 Posted June 25, 2014 whatever helps you sleep at night. I have read about this, does not happen. Legend, to sell tea to yokel coffee drinkers and southerners.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 25, 2014 Share #36 Posted June 25, 2014 I have read about this, does not happen. Legend, to sell tea to yokel coffee drinkers and southerners.. I think, in the past, some of the chinese provinces used monkeys to pick some teas.....thus the name. PETA would roast people now for sending a monkey to do human work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #37 Posted June 25, 2014 I think, in the past, some of the chinese provinces used monkeys to pick some teas.....thus the name. PETA would roast people now for sending a monkey to do human work. The monkey picked was supposedly to get at the uppermost choice leaves. The monkeys kept fornicating and on each other and the handlers, just for fun. I like tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #38 Posted June 25, 2014 MONKEY PICKED TEA “Monkey-picked” is a term used today to denote high-quality tea, but like the origin of tea's use, the history of the term is shrouded in mystery. One story tells of Buddhist monks training monkeys to fetch precious leaves from tea trees growing from the sides of treacherously steep cliffs. Another version portrays the monks throwing stones at monkeys perched high in tea trees, so that they would fall to the ground, breaking the branches and bringing the prized, top-most leaves down with them. Today, most tea plants are pruned to waist high bushes and monkeys aren't used to pick the leaves. When someone refers to “monkey-picked” tea, they are simply referring to premium quality tea leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted June 25, 2014 Share #39 Posted June 25, 2014 They don't have bulk tea at those places, you know. Tea is safer than coffee, this has been proven by astronauts. Your thinking of Tang.. That is what the astronauts drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 25, 2014 Share #40 Posted June 25, 2014 Your thinking of Tang.. That is what the astronauts drink! Monkey-picked Tang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted June 25, 2014 Share #41 Posted June 25, 2014 Fecal matter is everywhere. Myth busters did a piece on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 25, 2014 Share #42 Posted June 25, 2014 Fecal matter is everywhere. Myth busters did a piece some crap on it. FIFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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