The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted October 11, 2019 Share #1 Posted October 11, 2019 I plan on traveling somewhere next summer. I don't care where it is but keep in mind, I'm banned in Canada. Naturally, Wilbur will have to visit me. So, where should I visit next summer? Ylva will likely be my travel mate so be careful with the invites. Oh, and I don't do Michigan. Mudkipz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #2 Posted October 11, 2019 Well, I guess I won't invite you to stay in my shed loft. Bummer. We have many chipmunks and squirrels for Yiva to chase. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #3 Posted October 11, 2019 5 hours ago, Couch_Incident said: Oh, and I don't do Michigan. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #4 Posted October 11, 2019 6 hours ago, Couch_Incident said: I'm banned in Canada. Is that it, or is the issue getting back into the US? We don't ban anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #5 Posted October 11, 2019 Do not come to Texas. @KrAzY lives here you see and you would not like him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 11, 2019 Share #6 Posted October 11, 2019 6 hours ago, Couch_Incident said: Oh, and I don't do Michigan. You should go to Michigan so you can stay in the she shed and pee outside nearby. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #7 Posted October 11, 2019 24 minutes ago, Rattlecan said: or is the issue getting back into the US? this is a major PITA ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #8 Posted October 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Randomguy said: You should go to Michigan so you can stay in the she shed and pee outside nearby. and if its cold, just pee out the window of the she shed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted October 11, 2019 Share #9 Posted October 11, 2019 38 minutes ago, Rattlecan said: Is that it, or is the issue getting back into the US? We don't ban anybody. Yes you do. I've heard numerous accounts of people banned entry for DWIs having nothing to do with Canada, and occurring 10 or more years ago. They almost denied entry to me twice, once for having dog spray on my cross country bike trip, and the other time on business they couldn't fathom that the training I was doing couldn't be done by a Canadian. But my charm and persuasiveness won the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted October 11, 2019 Share #10 Posted October 11, 2019 1 hour ago, smudge said: Well, I guess I won't invite you to stay in my shed loft. Bummer. We have many chipmunks and squirrels for Yiva to chase. Still trying to pretend that UP is Michigan. I think we should all invade Smudge's turf next summer. Summer in UP is July 2-14, so it narrows our choice a lot. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #11 Posted October 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, BuffJim said: Yes you do. I've heard numerous accounts of people banned entry for DWIs having nothing to do with Canada, and occurring 10 or more years ago. They almost denied entry to me twice, once for having dog spray on my cross country bike trip, and the other time on business they couldn't fathom that the training I was doing couldn't be done by a Canadian. But my charm and persuasiveness won the day. Yes, if you have a criminal record without a pardon, you are denied entry. DUI is a criminal record. This goes both ways though. I have had many passengers denied entry to the US for the same reasons. Even 50 year olds who had a possession charge in their teens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted October 11, 2019 Share #12 Posted October 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, BuffJim said: Yes you do. I've heard numerous accounts of people banned entry for DWIs having nothing to do with Canada, and occurring 10 or more years ago. They almost denied entry to me twice, once for having dog spray on my cross country bike trip, and the other time on business they couldn't fathom that the training I was doing couldn't be done by a Canadian. But my charm and persuasiveness won the day. The last two times I left the country I was taken back to the other room when going through customs. Homeland security grilled me. I got a DUI in 1991. They told me that was the reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted October 11, 2019 Author Share #13 Posted October 11, 2019 1 hour ago, bikeman564™ said: ? Sand in your vag? ? Mudkipz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted October 11, 2019 Author Share #14 Posted October 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Rattlecan said: Is that it, or is the issue getting back into the US? We don't ban anybody. Something happened back in the 90s. Mudkipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #15 Posted October 11, 2019 Michigan in the summer is delightful, Texas, however, is not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 11, 2019 Share #16 Posted October 11, 2019 Greenville! If you drive you can come down the east coast and see RG and me along the way. Minnesota has beautiful state parks along the lakeshore. You can start in Minneapolis and have a great tour guide with Petite! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #17 Posted October 11, 2019 8 hours ago, Couch_Incident said: I plan on traveling somewhere next summer. I think I'm all booked up, but I can recommend a few other folks in the area to entertain you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #18 Posted October 11, 2019 Well, you know Hoss, if you make it out this far, come say hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #19 Posted October 11, 2019 44 minutes ago, 2Far said: Michigan in the summer is delightful, Texas, however, is not. Truer words have never been spoken. Also, you can insert any season in the sentence above and it still holds true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 11, 2019 Share #20 Posted October 11, 2019 2 hours ago, bikeman564™ said: 8 hours ago, Couch_Incident said: Oh, and I don't do Michigan. ? Yes he does... He loves the Mitten. Last time he couldn't stop smiling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #21 Posted October 11, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Truer words have never been spoken. Also, you can insert any season in the sentence above and it still holds true. It shouldn't come as a shock to folks to understand why there are few environmentalists in Texas. Not much of an environment to protect?? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #22 Posted October 11, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: Yes he does... He loves the Mitten. Last time he couldn't stop smiling. He had fun w/ me, chuck burgh and mr. silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #23 Posted October 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dottie said: It shouldn't come as a shock to folks to understand why there are few environmentalists in Texas. Not much of an environment to protect?? ? We have an envrionment, but it is covered in a mixture of bull shit, horse crap, oil, chemicals, beer cans and bottles, snuff can lids and spent ammo casings 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #24 Posted October 11, 2019 If you do drive to Greenville you can stop here next to the nation’s capital. We’re friendly folk and Ylva will like the scenery. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #25 Posted October 11, 2019 3 hours ago, BuffJim said: Yes you do. I've heard numerous accounts of people banned entry for DWIs having nothing to do with Canada, and occurring 10 or more years ago. They almost denied entry to me twice, once for having dog spray on my cross country bike trip, and the other time on business they couldn't fathom that the training I was doing couldn't be done by a Canadian. But my charm and persuasiveness won the day. Clearly, the tongue in cheek intent of my comment did not come across. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted October 11, 2019 Share #26 Posted October 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Rattlecan said: Clearly, the tongue in cheek intent of my comment did not come across. ? You weren't using sarcasm font. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #27 Posted October 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, BuffJim said: You weren't using sarcasm font. Man, could we USE that! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #28 Posted October 11, 2019 3 hours ago, BuffJim said: Yes you do. I've heard numerous accounts of people banned entry for DWIs having nothing to do with Canada, and occurring 10 or more years ago. They almost denied entry to me twice, once for having dog spray on my cross country bike trip, and the other time on business they couldn't fathom that the training I was doing couldn't be done by a Canadian. But my charm and persuasiveness won the day. Yep. I got a DWI years ago and admitted it at the border crossing. It was 4 years and 8 months. They said anything less than 5 years and the Prime Minister of Canada considers me a threat to society. I never bothered again. I don't need them. Besides, we got @FaQ to keep me in touch with those radicals -- so I feel like I'm getting the best of both worlds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #29 Posted October 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dottie said: Besides, we got @FaQ Limited time engagement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #30 Posted October 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, FaQ said: Limited time engagement. Yeah, well, you've giving me some good tips on eating out at various restaurants. And lots of slams on the PM of Canada. We appreciate you. But all good things come to an end. I would be surprised if I were here in 2 years as I would for you. In the meantime, I expect 3 more months of good heckling from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #31 Posted October 11, 2019 after you see @Dottie you can come to Bend. Short drive to Clammy Balls to see @Dirtyhip after. Unfortunately you will have to check your Rav4 at the city line. Subaru only. However the dog may get you past the border. I will have an online check in for you soon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #32 Posted October 11, 2019 If Hoss comes out to the PNW to see you and I @Scrapr, then it seems like he should drive another 4.5 hours or whatever it is (6?) and go see DH. And if he is going to go to KF, Oregon then it does seem prudent he continues another 8 hours and visit @Page Turner in Sacramento. And if he is going to visit Page, then he might as well drive another 8 hours and visit @ChrisL in greater L.A. We've got your whole west coast trip planned for you Couch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MoseySusan Posted October 11, 2019 Popular Post Share #33 Posted October 11, 2019 From LA, it’s a straight shot on I40 to Albuquerque for tamales at the roadhouse, then on to Texas, where all good things come to an end. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted October 11, 2019 Share #34 Posted October 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, Dottie said: We've got your whole west coast trip planned for you Couch. On your way to the west coast take a drive up thought Wisconsin to visit the Smudgies she Shed make a stop in Sheboygan and we will go for coffee. After a night in the Smudgies She Shed BnB take hwy 8 across the north woods of Wisconsin to Petite's place to sit on the porch and count train cars. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #35 Posted October 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, BR46 said: ... to Petite's place to sit on the porch and count train cars. I would love to -- but I'll skip the mosquitos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 11, 2019 Share #36 Posted October 11, 2019 5 hours ago, jsharr said: Do not come to Texas. @KrAzY lives here you see and you would not like him. Its not me to worry about... it's his sister he should be scared of! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 11, 2019 Share #37 Posted October 11, 2019 1 minute ago, KrAzY said: Its not me to worry about... it's his sister he should be scared of! I am not as brave as you. No way would I post that. We may yet meet in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 11, 2019 Share #38 Posted October 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: I am not as brave as you. No way would I post that. We may yet meet in real life. only posting the truth... she is a lot meaner then I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted October 11, 2019 Author Share #39 Posted October 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Kzoo said: Last time he couldn't stop smiling. I was smiling at you, not with you. Mudkipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted October 11, 2019 Share #40 Posted October 11, 2019 This would be a much nicer plan if I got to keep the dog. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted October 12, 2019 Share #41 Posted October 12, 2019 10 hours ago, jsharr said: We have an envrionment, but it is covered in a mixture of bull shit, horse crap, oil, chemicals, beer cans and bottles, snuff can lids and spent ammo casings You travel much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted October 12, 2019 Share #42 Posted October 12, 2019 Come visit...I am ready..we got snow tonight ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted October 12, 2019 Author Share #43 Posted October 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Airehead said: This would be a much nicer plan if I got to keep the dog. You can have her. Forever. She's AWWC's God Daughter or something and he won't take her. Mudkipz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted October 12, 2019 Share #44 Posted October 12, 2019 Florida in July... yeah right. Even I leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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