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I am not satisfied with only six inches


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It just does not seem like enough sometimes.


I think that having nine inches would be great


Twelve inches is simply to big and it hurts me to take it all in.


What size breakfast sandwich do you get at Subway?


I almost always get the six inch and want just a bit more but I do not have the self restraint required to order a twelve inch sandwich and then only eat 2/3 or 3/4 of it.



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Wow....another needle in the haystack. If you keep up this pace, in a year or two we might have to say "he's not always unfunny".

He stole that from me.  The real joke goes like this.


The other night my wife asked me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, so I banged her three times and then punched her in the nose.

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