Mr. Silly Posted November 18, 2019 Share #1 Posted November 18, 2019 Do you trust your skill level to the point where you will do it while listening to music through head phones? Someone has to ask the important questions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted November 18, 2019 Popular Post Share #2 Posted November 18, 2019 I do not sneak them out. I leave them in the office for everyone to enjoy. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted November 18, 2019 Share #3 Posted November 18, 2019 That would require me caring enough to try and the letting it rip method is more effective at getting people to leave me alone. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 18, 2019 Share #4 Posted November 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Mr. Silly said: Do you trust your skill level to the point where you will do it while listening to music through head phones? Someone has to ask the important questions. No as evidenced by my experience in Culver's last week. I was waiting for my takeout order. I had my bluetooth earpiece in (one ear). Well let's just say no one was close enough to hear except me but it was a failure as tests go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 18, 2019 Share #5 Posted November 18, 2019 Removing all inflammatory food from my diet has removed that as an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 18, 2019 Share #6 Posted November 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Don Cherry said: Removing all inflammatory food from my diet has removed that as an issue. You mean no more butt flames? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted November 18, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted November 18, 2019 35 minutes ago, Don Cherry said: Removing all inflammatory food from my diet has removed that as an issue. Why would you want to do that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 18, 2019 Share #8 Posted November 18, 2019 Awesome. You adapt or perish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 18, 2019 Share #9 Posted November 18, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 18, 2019 Share #10 Posted November 18, 2019 14 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Do I have to read that whole thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 18, 2019 Share #11 Posted November 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Do I have to read that whole thing? Yes, if you want to better understand the world of flatulence. For instance, I never knew that termites produce more methane than all the cows and man-made polluting machinery combined. Something to think about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 18, 2019 Share #12 Posted November 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Road Runner said: For instance, I never knew that termites produce more methane than all the cows and man-made polluting machinery combined. That disturbing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 18, 2019 Share #13 Posted November 18, 2019 25 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Do I have to read that whole thing? The list of gassy food is extensive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #14 Posted November 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Further said: The list of gassy food is extensive... And mostly foods that are considered healthy foods. See farting is good for you. Last week I had to go in stuff mart for a few things. On the way in I walked past a young guy (man bunn/hoodie type) sitting on a bench in the entryway looking at his phone. The bench was sort of in the way sitting in the entrance between doors. I managed to find everything on my list and checked out. As I was walking out that same guy was still sitting there with his phone. From nowhere as I walked past him came a really loud fart. I didn’t even feel it coming on. I continued out to my car but was laughing all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #15 Posted November 19, 2019 16 hours ago, Road Runner said: What a fantastic infographic. 2 points though I never knew the speed of fart. It really should be a unit of measure. I typically ride my bike close to two farts an hour. I think it is unfair that humans are listed twice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #16 Posted November 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: What a fantastic infographic. 2 points though I never knew the speed of fart. It really should be a unit of measure. I typically ride my bike close to two farts an hour. I think it is unfair that humans are listed twice. Vegans are a different breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #17 Posted November 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Don Cherry said: Vegans are a different breed. Labs and other retrievers are all different breeds yet they were all categorized together. I see a bias again human omnivores. The list calls them out and shams them for their lack of farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #18 Posted November 19, 2019 This topic stinks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #19 Posted November 19, 2019 47 minutes ago, Don Cherry said: Vegans are a different breed. Remember, bean chili rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted November 19, 2019 Share #20 Posted November 19, 2019 Just blame it on the patients. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted November 19, 2019 Share #21 Posted November 19, 2019 I bet Eric Swallwell has something to chime in on this topic. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #22 Posted November 19, 2019 I leave mine in the elevator. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted November 19, 2019 Share #23 Posted November 19, 2019 I worked in a noisy smelly factory so just let it rip and hope it doesn't have lumps. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted November 19, 2019 Share #24 Posted November 19, 2019 I think guys joke more about farting than gals. It doesn't matter what age. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 20, 2019 Share #25 Posted November 20, 2019 The people I work with take pride in their farts. There is no sneaking. And if you can bock the exit from the fart zone.....? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 21, 2019 Share #26 Posted November 21, 2019 On 11/19/2019 at 5:31 PM, JerrySTL said: I leave mine in the elevator. We had one manual elevator at a factory I worked at. The other end of the building had an automatic elevator. The manual elevator had an operator who should ask you what floor you were going to. He always told us it was against state law to fart in an elevator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted November 21, 2019 Author Share #27 Posted November 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, Longjohn said: He always told us it was against state law to fart in an elevator. How often did this topic come up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 22, 2019 Share #28 Posted November 22, 2019 8 hours ago, Mr. Silly said: How often did this topic come up? Pretty much every day. (See Further’s post above) One job I had there we had ten work stations with conveyors completely surrounding them. When you enter the work station you have to lift one piece of the conveyor and set it back down once you are inside. A favorite trick was to enter someone’s work station under the pretext of asking them a question about what they are working on. They next thing you hear is them yelling “get out of my space you stinking bastard” and the guy that went in to ask a question exits laughing all the way back to his work station. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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