Ralphie ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #1 Posted November 19, 2019 1. The garage door opener remote, first wouldn’t close the door, now won’t open it either. 2. The windows 7 laptop loads Firefox a few bytes a second. 3. The dishwasher won’t start. 4 There is more, but I’ll stop here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #2 Posted November 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: . The dishwasher won’t start. Have you tried using starter fluid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted November 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Have you tried using starter fluid? I never thought of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted November 19, 2019 And the dang eyephone keeps locking up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #5 Posted November 19, 2019 1 minute ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I never thought of that! The other option is to push it and then pop the clutch. When my son was in college many times he would have his girlfriend drive while he pushed and she would pop the clutch to start it. The starter had a dead spot and it might start fine a dozen times in a row and then the next four times he would have to push start it. I asked him how long he had that trouble and he said all year. The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #6 Posted November 19, 2019 My Bose noise cancelling ear buds just died. The two 7.2 volt batteries for my favorite Drill/driver no longer hold a charge The remote for th BR ceiling fan has to be within about a foot of the fan. The upstairs Nest thermostat keeps going off line. The check engine light on my truck blinks intermittently. Wo2 has bee retired for 3 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted November 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Longjohn said: The other option is to push it and then pop the clutch. When my son was in college many times he would have his girlfriend drive while he pushed and she would pop the clutch to start it. The starter had a dead spot and it might start fine a dozen times in a row and then the next four times he would have to push start it. I asked him how long he had that trouble and he said all year. The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. I had to park my pos dodge Daytona on a hill when it was only aboot 4 years old due to all its electrical gremlins. I was an expert at starting that way from having an mg as a teen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted November 19, 2019 Share #8 Posted November 19, 2019 I am noticing that all these password protected services have to be set up just right to work. Am having an ordeal getting routine prescriptions filled by the online pharmacy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted November 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, BuffJim said: I am noticing that all these password protected services have to be set up just right to work. Am having an ordeal getting routine prescriptions filled by the online pharmacy. Don;'t get me started on passwords! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #10 Posted November 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, 2Far said: My Bose noise cancelling ear buds just died. The two 7.2 volt batteries for my favorite Drill/driver no longer hold a charge The remote for th BR ceiling fan has to be within about a foot of the fan. The upstairs Nest thermostat keeps going off line. The check engine light on my truck blinks intermittently. Wo2 has bee retired for 3 years. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #11 Posted November 19, 2019 The lights in our house keep failing. I swear I leave them on but when I come back to the room later, they are off again. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted November 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Don Cherry said: The lights in our house keep failing. I swear I leave them on but when I come back to the room later, they are off again. My condolences. My wife is also a lightswitch Nazi. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Further Posted November 19, 2019 Popular Post Share #13 Posted November 19, 2019 As long as your pecker, pooper, breather, thinker, & walker are all working, the rest is just fluff..?♂️ 2 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #14 Posted November 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Further said: As long as your pecker, pooper, breather, thinker, & walker are all working, the rest is just fluff..?♂️ Thank you, Micheal Palin. Eric Idle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #15 Posted November 19, 2019 Just now, Further said: As long as your pecker, pooper, breather, thinker, & walker are all working, the rest is just fluff..?♂️ What about ticker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Road Runner Posted November 19, 2019 Popular Post Share #16 Posted November 19, 2019 40 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: The dishwasher won’t start. Have you tried flowers or candy? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 19, 2019 Share #17 Posted November 19, 2019 Just now, Don Cherry said: What about ticker? If your pecker is working, so is your ticker... Specially if the pecker and thinker can both work at the same time ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 19, 2019 Share #18 Posted November 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: My wife is also a lightswitch Nazi. Not necessary with modern LED bulbs and such. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 19, 2019 Share #19 Posted November 19, 2019 Just now, Further said: Specially if the pecker and thinker can both work at the same time ? For many men, the pecker IS the thinker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #20 Posted November 19, 2019 Just now, Road Runner said: Not necessary with modern LED bulbs and such. We are still in the CFL phase, but they are starting to burn oot too - add them to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #21 Posted November 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Further said: If your pecker is working, so is your ticker... Specially if the pecker and thinker can both work at the same time ? Peckers and thinkers aren't designed to work at the same time. Not enough hydraulic fluid. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #22 Posted November 19, 2019 Clearly, the 20th century is failing you, Ralph. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 19, 2019 Share #23 Posted November 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Don Cherry said: Peckers and thinkers aren't designed to work at the same time. Not enough hydraulic fluid. There may be a reason for that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 19, 2019 Share #24 Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: So a lot of my shit is crapping oot Isn't that what shit is supposed to do? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #25 Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, 2Far said: My Bose noise cancelling ear buds just died. The two 7.2 volt batteries for my favorite Drill/driver no longer hold a charge The remote for th BR ceiling fan has to be within about a foot of the fan. The upstairs Nest thermostat keeps going off line. The check engine light on my truck blinks intermittently. Wo2 has bee retired for 3 years. I don't know about the others, but if the check engine light blinks intermittently you should probably check the timing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #26 Posted November 19, 2019 11 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: I don't know about the others, but if the check engine light blinks intermittently you should probably check the timing. In the 1999 van all the indicator lights often come on while driving. I can go on and on. It is getting crotchety at 310k miles. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 19, 2019 Share #27 Posted November 19, 2019 2 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: 1. The garage door opener remote, first wouldn’t close the door, now won’t open it either. 2. The windows 7 laptop loads Firefox a few bytes a second. 3. The dishwasher won’t start. 4 There is more, but I’ll stop here. Is your ball hair white? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #28 Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: My condolences. My wife is also a lightswitch Nazi. I wish they sold TV signal by the hour. That would put an end to leaving that confounded thing on for hours at a time while it spews out garbage and lies. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted November 19, 2019 Share #29 Posted November 19, 2019 I feel. Our appliances were purchased within a few months of each other, and they have all failed within a few months of each other more than once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share #30 Posted November 20, 2019 22 hours ago, Randomguy said: Is your ball hair white? Don’t know, haven’t seen it in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted November 20, 2019 Share #31 Posted November 20, 2019 3 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Don’t know, haven’t seen it in years. What are you waiting for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted November 20, 2019 Share #32 Posted November 20, 2019 Two weeks ago, I made an appointment to get new tires put on the car. That same day, the battery gave out. Two days ago, the exhaust found a new exit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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