Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #1 Posted November 19, 2019 Wo7 drove out yesterday and found a letter from the eye doctor that was postmarked October 7. LAJ hadn’t bothered to open it. Inside were post-op instructions from his last cataract surgery. Also in there were pre-op instructions, directions to obtain a physical before the next cataract surgery, scheduled for Dec 4. She is taking him to the eye doctor today to see if he is still good for cataract surgery on the 4th. If that’s correct she won’t come back until after that. She is meeting with the social service people tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #2 Posted November 19, 2019 Who is LAJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted November 19, 2019 33 minutes ago, Dottie said: Who is LAJ? Lazy-ass Joe. Haven’t you been keeping up on the story? It’s an oldie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #4 Posted November 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Old#7 said: Lazy-ass Joe. Haven’t you been keeping up on the story? It’s an oldie. No sir. Please accept my apology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #5 Posted November 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dottie said: No sir. Please accept my apology. I am not sure that is possible. You are going to need to use the search function and read up on Lazy Ass Joe 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #6 Posted November 19, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: I am not sure that is possible. You are going to need to use the search function and read up on Lazy Ass Joe I'm too lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #7 Posted November 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Dottie said: I'm too lazy https://squarewheelscycling.com/index.php?/search/&q=LAJ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 19, 2019 Share #8 Posted November 19, 2019 13 minutes ago, Dottie said: I'm too lazy LAD? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted November 19, 2019 Short story with out the good stuff you get by mining the past stories: LAJ is my wife’s oldest brother. When he was 18 he announced to the family that since he was an adult he wasn’t eating vegetables anymore. He is 63 now, diabetic, chronic kidney disease and on dialysis 3 days a week. He lived with us briefly when we were in OH. He is living with his son, Robert-the-Jedi (RtJ). RtJ wants Dad’s lazy-ass out of his house. Wife is working with Medicare, Social Security, and OH senior services to get him into assisted living arrangements. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #10 Posted November 19, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: LAD? Lazy Ass D....? It could be so many things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted November 19, 2019 Share #11 Posted November 19, 2019 I will give your wife credit for sticking in there and dealing with this, she must be a saint as I would've said, "not my problem" long ago. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted November 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Indy said: I will give your wife credit for sticking in there and dealing with this, she must be a saint as I would've said, "not my problem" long ago. True statement. I married her because I saw her caring qualities. I wasn’t prepared for this though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #13 Posted November 19, 2019 Will you be up in Cincinnati around Thanksgiving? I will be so maybe we can meet up. We moved my BIL to a new nursing home and are about 90% done with the paperwork. Of course the last 10% takes more effort. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted November 19, 2019 Share #14 Posted November 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: Will you be up in Cincinnati around Thanksgiving? I will be so maybe we can meet up. We moved my BIL to a new nursing home and are about 90% done with the paperwork. Of course the last 10% takes more effort. Dealing with that with Mother In Law. In the process of moving her, actually moving after Thanksgiving. Place she's currently in is not being the most helpful and need information from them as we need to place her in a memory care facility due to her dementia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #15 Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Old#7 said: Lazy-ass Joe. Haven’t you been keeping up on the story? It’s an oldie. As someone who has trouble remembering names (I think that's a result of having taught thousands of teenagers) I appreciate the naming. I remember the story but not the name. Many colleges request letters of recommendations from high schoolers' highest-level science teacher and I'd tell my physics or gifted-talented chemistry kids, "If you ask me for a letter of recommendation in a year or two, don't be upset if I can't remember your name. I'll remember how you did in my class, that I taught your brother two years before you, that he went to college at Duke, and that your sister is on the varsity basketball team, but I'm awful with names!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted November 19, 2019 46 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: Will you be up in Cincinnati around Thanksgiving? I will be so maybe we can meet up. We moved my BIL to a new nursing home and are about 90% done with the paperwork. Of course the last 10% takes more effort. I will not be there for Thanksgiving. I am sad that I will miss the chance to meet you and share stories, but I am not sad about missing everything else. I will cook turkey and jambalaya here in VA and speak with my wife by phone if she isn’t back by then. I’ll let you know when I will be out there as I am the beast of burden that will bring LAJ his twin bed and assist chair when he moves into assisted living. We will need to have a backup plan because Murphy’s law says he won’t be in there long before he has to move. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 20, 2019 Share #17 Posted November 20, 2019 10 hours ago, Dottie said: Lazy Ass D....? It could be so many things. You sir, are smarter than we give you credit for. I am confident that if you work on it for a few more hours you will be able to figure out the third letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #18 Posted November 20, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: You sir, are smarter than we give you credit for. I am confident that if you work on it for a few more hours you will be able to figure out the third letter. I don't have time for this, Dolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 20, 2019 Share #19 Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Dottie said: I don't have time for this, Dolt. Nope. Not Dolt. Try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #20 Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Nope. Not Dolt. Try again. Come on! It's so elusive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #21 Posted November 20, 2019 It's like at the tip of my... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #22 Posted November 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dottie said: It's like at the tip of my... Scrotum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 20, 2019 Share #23 Posted November 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: Scrotum? Does this mean that Dottie now has to register as a sexual predator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 20, 2019 Share #24 Posted November 20, 2019 Ya know, I hope I'm not speaking out of turn here, but, LAJ is doing his damnedest to kill himself and you all keep screwing up his plan. Why ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #25 Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Scrotum? Vulva 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted November 20, 2019 Share #26 Posted November 20, 2019 12 hours ago, Dottie said: No sir. Please accept my apology. you have a lot of reading to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #27 Posted November 20, 2019 37 minutes ago, KrAzY said: you have a lot of reading to do! But that would mean I care. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted November 20, 2019 Share #28 Posted November 20, 2019 13 hours ago, Dottie said: But that would mean I care. ? Who cares . It's a freaking Trainwreck... Definitely worth the read 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #29 Posted November 20, 2019 15 hours ago, Kzoo said: Does this mean that Dottie now has to register as a sexual predator? I think you only have to do that once! But maybe if he has moved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share #30 Posted November 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I think you only have to do that once! But maybe if he has moved? You’re assuming that he hasn’t already registered somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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