Road Runner Posted June 30, 2014 Share #1 Posted June 30, 2014 The guy just left. I was hoping for a smoking hot female, but I seem to be on a losing streak. Anyway, he tested my strength and his words were, "I'm very impressed!" I ride bicycles and lift weights. What was he expecting? I think my age throws them off a bit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 30, 2014 Share #2 Posted June 30, 2014 I totally know how you feel. I've been really fat my whole life, but....I've also been fairly athletic/active. I don't know how many times people told me they didn't expect me to do whatever it was I just did. A few months ago at the orthopedic surgeon's office testing my bad knee, he was testing my quad strength. He said something like, "well....certainly no muscle loss there". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 30, 2014 Share #3 Posted June 30, 2014 Did you ask him if you could call him Dirtyhip or Suzie Q? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted June 30, 2014 Share #4 Posted June 30, 2014 Are we sure he wasn't saying "Impressively low amounts of force"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted June 30, 2014 Did you ask him if you could call him Dirtyhip or Suzie Q? I'm not THAT desperate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted June 30, 2014 Are we sure he wasn't saying "Impressively low amounts of force"? Good point. He didn't mention in what manner he was impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted June 30, 2014 Share #7 Posted June 30, 2014 Did you ask him if you could call him Dirtyhip or Suzie Q?the murse asked Roadrunner to stop calling him Parrot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted June 30, 2014 the murse asked Roadrunner to stop calling him Parrot. He didn't seem to have any interest in getting a hold of any of my organs, so I would not have confused him with P8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 30, 2014 Share #9 Posted June 30, 2014 He didn't seem to have any interest in getting a hold of any of my organs, so I would not have confused him with P8. I think he has minimum size limits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted June 30, 2014 I think he has minimum size limits. Interestingly enough, my doodle seems to have shrunk since the accident. I think he is in hiding from fear of more mayhem to the pubic region. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 30, 2014 Share #11 Posted June 30, 2014 Are you ready for your sponge bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted July 1, 2014 Share #12 Posted July 1, 2014 Interestingly enough, my doodle seems to have shrunk since the accident. I think he is in hiding from fear of more mayhem to the pubic region. Your body's way of cutting back on the non essentials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 1, 2014 Share #13 Posted July 1, 2014 Did you let him give you a sponge bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 1, 2014 Share #14 Posted July 1, 2014 Wow - sorry you didn;t get a smoking hottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted July 1, 2014 Share #15 Posted July 1, 2014 Are you going to have the same guy all the time? My home health care nurse kept changing from one day to the next. They were all female and quite nice. I also had a physical therapist that came to my house and tried to make me do stuff my surgeon said I wasn't allowed to do. I had to tell her I didn't need her to come back anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 1, 2014 Share #16 Posted July 1, 2014 Are you going to have the same guy all the time? My home health care nurse kept changing from one day to the next. They were all female and quite nice. I also had a physical therapist that came to my house and tried to make me do stuff my surgeon said I wasn't allowed to do. I had to tell her I didn't need her to come back anymore. when word gets out you are in a spedo, all the ladies want a look :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 1, 2014 Author Share #17 Posted July 1, 2014 Are you going to have the same guy all the time? My home health care nurse kept changing from one day to the next. They were all female and quite nice. I also had a physical therapist that came to my house and tried to make me do stuff my surgeon said I wasn't allowed to do. I had to tell her I didn't need her to come back anymore. This guy was just the person who comes out to evaluate you and your living conditions. I told him that I do not want the in-home PT. No more visits, I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olas Nah Posted July 1, 2014 Share #18 Posted July 1, 2014 Did the person offer contraceptives? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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