Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted July 1, 2014 Share #1 Posted July 1, 2014 Bearing failure on the rooftop cooling tower, so the A/C system is down. Already someone is crying "I'm NOT going to work all day today! It's going to be, like, NINETY-FIVE in here this afternoon!" Oh, please. Get a fan, then get a grip. And if the lack of A/C upsets your little routine too much, then take some vacation time so we don't have to listen to you whine like a spoiled child. The rest of us have work we need to get done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 1, 2014 Share #2 Posted July 1, 2014 you should go around and try and steady the troops. Take your pistol. You may need to shoot the ones that start to panic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 1, 2014 Share #3 Posted July 1, 2014 Oh light some scented candles and stir the coal in the boilers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted July 1, 2014 Share #4 Posted July 1, 2014 Pour a cup of water down the front and back of your shirt - with a little for each underarm - and wet down your hair. Then run in place when people come near you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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