Mr. Silly Posted December 11, 2019 Share #1 Posted December 11, 2019 Either a 100 meter sprint or in a mile race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 11, 2019 Share #2 Posted December 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Either a 100 meter sprint or in a mile race. Definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted December 11, 2019 Share #3 Posted December 11, 2019 I had no clue who he was. WIKI told me about him. I think I could outrun him but I wouldn’t want to wrestle him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 11, 2019 Share #4 Posted December 11, 2019 Just now, Longjohn said: I had no clue who he was. WIKI told me about him. I think I could outrun him but I wouldn’t want to wrestle him. Meh. I knew without googling or wiki'ing it. I'm fast, and most Kevin Beltons are likely slow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted December 11, 2019 Share #5 Posted December 11, 2019 My big brother warned me way back when I was in junior high, he said never try to wrestle a fat guy. He had an altercation with his big fat algebra teacher. He said it’s embarrasing to be pinned down by a big fat slob and nothing you can do about it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 11, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted December 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Longjohn said: He said it’s embarrasing to be pinned down by a big fat slob and nothing you can do about it. My parents signed me up for wrestling at the YMCA when I was in elementary. I thought it was OK. One match I was paired with a big fat slob. We started and I moved to take him down and he didn't budge. He just put his weight on me and I collapsed onto my stomach with that tub of lard on my back. I struggled but it was only a matter of time before he pinned me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted December 11, 2019 Share #7 Posted December 11, 2019 ...I can't even outrun Kevin Bacon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted December 11, 2019 Share #8 Posted December 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Longjohn said: My big brother warned me way back when I was in junior high, he said never try to wrestle a fat guy. He had an altercation with his big fat algebra teacher. He said it’s embarrasing to be pinned down by a big fat slob and nothing you can do about it. We had a guy in high school. Nickname was “Bull”. Incredible athlete. He was state wrestling runner up 3 years in a row. The only guy he never beat was 350 lb tub of lard. He was big and flabby and “Bull” could never get a hold of anything to move him. Guy just had to lay there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 11, 2019 Share #9 Posted December 11, 2019 Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted December 11, 2019 Share #10 Posted December 11, 2019 Why would I want to out run him. I'd rather just wait to see what he's got to feed us. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naomi Posted December 11, 2019 Share #11 Posted December 11, 2019 Yes. He may be fast but a speeding bullet is faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted December 11, 2019 Share #12 Posted December 11, 2019 I would like to hang out and maybe share a meal or two. Pretty sure I could out run him, but why ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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