BuffJim Posted December 12, 2019 Share #1 Posted December 12, 2019 http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/wisconsin-sitcom-brawlers-735902 DECEMBER 11--A bloody fistfight between two drunken Wisconsin men was triggered by an argument over the TV comedy “How I Met Your Mother,” according to a criminal complaint. Police say the brawlers attended the Green Bay Packers game Sunday afternoon, and drove to a bar afterwards (where they continued alcohol consumption begun at Lambeau Field). After returning to their SUV, the duo got into an argument and began trading blows. The men eventually exited the vehicle and began trying to flag down passing cars, which brought them to the attention of the Rock County Sheriff’s Office. Upon approaching the duo around 12:45 AM Monday, a deputy encountered driver Alan Huschka, 33, who appeared “extremely intoxicated” and struggled to keep his balance. Seen at right, Huschka, who had difficulty answering the cop’s questions, had abrasions to his face, one eye was swollen and nearly shut, and his shirt and pants were covered in blood. Huschka claimed that his pal Brian Heywood “became a little feisty.” Heywood, who also appeared drunk and had a fresh bruise on his neck, explained to police that the men began arguing about the CBS sitcom “How I Met Your Mother” while they were driving. The dispute turned violent, Heywood said, when Huschka began striking him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted December 12, 2019 Share #2 Posted December 12, 2019 But what was the argument? Details man, details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted December 12, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted December 12, 2019 30 minutes ago, Indy said: But what was the argument? Details man, details. When a cop asked Huschka “if he and Heywood would have been arguing about the television show How I Met Your Mother,” Huschka laughed and replied, “Yes, we love that show,” according to the criminal complaint, which does not offer further details about the substance of the argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 12, 2019 Share #4 Posted December 12, 2019 34 minutes ago, Indy said: But what was the argument? Details man, details. There is only one topic from 'How I Met Your Mother' that would result in two guys getting in a fight: "Who's hotter: Cobie Smulders or Alyson Hannigan?" We all know what the correct answer is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted December 12, 2019 Share #5 Posted December 12, 2019 Why is it always Wisconsin why? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 12, 2019 Share #6 Posted December 12, 2019 Just now, BR46 said: Why is it always Wisconsin why? Sometime people in Wisconsin drink beer and lots of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted December 12, 2019 Share #7 Posted December 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Sometime people in Wisconsin drink beer and lots of it. We do have a problem here with alcohol. If you Google drunkest cities Wisconsin has almost all of the top 10. In Wisconsin your first offense drunk driving is pretty much just a ticket. And people are surprised when you tell them that you never got a drunk driving ticket. If travel within one mile of my house there is 1 grocery store but 15 places to get alcohol between the stores and the taverns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted December 12, 2019 Share #8 Posted December 12, 2019 35 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: There is only one topic from 'How I Met Your Mother' that would result in two guys getting in a fight: "Who's hotter: Cobie Smulders or Alyson Hannigan?" We all know what the correct answer is. Alyson, ability to make me laugh really improves the hottness score for me. Plus I have a thing for reds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 12, 2019 Share #9 Posted December 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Indy said: Alyson, ability to make me laugh really improves the hottness score for me. Plus I have a thing for reds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted December 12, 2019 Share #10 Posted December 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: What is there to fight over. You get Cobie, I get Alyson and we are good. Now if you want to take Alyson from me, then bring it on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 12, 2019 Share #11 Posted December 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Indy said: What is there to fight over. You get Cobie, I get Alyson and we are good. Now if you want to take Alyson from me, then bring it on. They both have their charms so I want both. I'd go for Cobie in bed but Alyson the rest of the time. Although, have you seen Alyson's sex tape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted December 12, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted December 12, 2019 Alyson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 12, 2019 Share #13 Posted December 12, 2019 This is why I miss Wisconsin! Where you can drink heavily and fight about stupid shit.. afterwords you are still friends and still have your drinking partner! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted December 12, 2019 Share #14 Posted December 12, 2019 43 minutes ago, KrAzY said: This is why I miss Wisconsin! Where you can drink heavily and fight about stupid shit.. afterwords you are still friends and still have your drinking partner! 2 days from now it will be like nothing happened until they get in a fight over Ginger or Mary Ann. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted December 12, 2019 Share #15 Posted December 12, 2019 I thought this was going to be about that night in the cougar bar and it's a good thing it's not because I promised her I would never tell you about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 12, 2019 Share #16 Posted December 12, 2019 1 hour ago, BR46 said: 2 days from now it will be like nothing happened until they get in a fight over Ginger or Mary Ann. Mary Ann was hotter! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted December 13, 2019 Share #17 Posted December 13, 2019 1 hour ago, KrAzY said: Mary Ann was hotter! Ginger...Mary Ann was just the girl next door We can drink until we are shit face drunk and fight about it 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 13, 2019 Share #18 Posted December 13, 2019 54 minutes ago, BR46 said: Ginger...Mary Ann was just the girl next door We can drink until we are shit face drunk and fight about it Deal! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 13, 2019 Share #19 Posted December 13, 2019 1 hour ago, BR46 said: Ginger...Mary Ann was just the girl next door We can drink until we are shit face drunk and fight about it Lovey was hottest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted December 13, 2019 Share #20 Posted December 13, 2019 49 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Lovey was hottest What? No way. ...you're drunk.....go home 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 13, 2019 Share #21 Posted December 13, 2019 13 hours ago, BR46 said: Why is it always Wisconsin why? Florida is taking a short break. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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