flat earthers

[bikeman564™]

I have a cousin...we'll call him my "flat earth cousin"   He's 50, so he's been around (no pun intended). Sometime in the last several years he became a dumb f*ck, i.e. flat earther. I removed him as a FB friend because every post was some conspiracy post. It gets old seriously. I did watch a few videos for entertainment purposes, and they are entertaining for sure. A lot of can you seriously be that much of moran, moments Do any of you know any flat earthers?

[sheep_herder ★]

No, but there are a few 'con trail' believers around here.

[bikeman564™]

Just now, sheep_herder said:

No, but there are a few 'con trail' believers around here.

those create government snow...the stuff that doesn't melt when exposed to a bic lighter

[Kzoo]

I have a cousin that’s a flat-weather.  I’ve seen him 3 times in the last 40 years.  That’s enough. 

[Parsnip Totin Jack ★]

18 minutes ago, sheep_herder said:

No, but there are a few 'con trail' believers around here.

I’ve heard that the jets don’t release the chemicals until they reach the moronosphere.

[bikeman564™]

14 minutes ago, Old#7 said:

I’ve heard that the jets don’t release the chemicals until they reach the moronosphere.

it's a morano"dome" sphere implies globe earth

[Naomi]

If the earth was flat, everyone would cycle. 

I personally don't know anyone who is a flat-earth type. 

[Longjohn ★]

Anyone living in western Pennsylvania knows the earth isn’t flat.

[Ralphie ★]

2 minutes ago, Longjohn said:

Anyone living in western Pennsylvania knows the earth isn’t flat.

It’s pretty flat here in the coastal plain of southren nj. 

[Longjohn ★]

1 minute ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

It’s pretty flat here in the coastal plain of southren nj. 

You moved to the flat earth part.

[Ralphie ★]

Just now, Longjohn said:

You moved to the flat earth part.

Yup. Too bad I can’t afford the nice hilly northwestern part. Although I like it here now.  

[2Far ★]

I know a guy who denies that we landed on the moon, but he’s not a FEer. 

[groupw]

This is what happens when science is considered an opinion...

[Road Runner]

How do flat-earthers explain why when ships go over the horizon, the hulls disappear first, followed by the superstructure until only the tops of the masts are visible?  Is it all just ships slowly sinking?

[Ralphie ★]

Just now, Road Runner said:

How do flat-earthers explain why when ships go over the horizon, the hulls disappear first, followed by the superstructure until only the tops of the masts are visible?  Is it all just ships slowly sinking?

Yes!  Like Austin Powers going down an escalator.

 

[Road Runner]

3 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

Yes!  Like Austin Powers going down an escalator.

Please elaborate.  Other than the peeing stuff, my Austin Powers knowledge is weak.  

[Parsnip Totin Jack ★]

1 hour ago, bikeman564™ said:

it's a morano"dome" sphere implies globe earth

That’s what I meant. 

[Rattlecan ★]

I hauled some machines for a motor grader manufacturer back in the day, A large sign in their reception area read, "The earth isn't flat, but we're working on it."

Pardon me if I've posted this before, because I think I may have.

[Square Wheels]

I like jelly beans.

[Further]

5 hours ago, 2Far said:

I know a guy who denies that we landed on the moon, but he’s not a FEer. 

We had a boss at the mill, big SOB, about six foot six of ugly, so Tall & Ugly is reaming Marty a new one. After about 10 minutes of detailed critiquing of Marty's career and life choices, T&U asks  "any questions ?"

Marty looks up from his study of his toes and says "Tall & Ugly, do you really believe that man walked on the moon ?"

T&U blew a little smoke out his ears, spun in a circle, sputtered a bit, and stomped off to his lair.