Mr. Silly Posted January 6, 2020 Share #1 Posted January 6, 2020 Any one willing to help me out with this issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #2 Posted January 6, 2020 Drink 1/2 gallon of water over the next 2 hours and you'll go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share #3 Posted January 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Drink 1/2 gallon of water over the next 2 hours and you'll go. I've had about 4 litres of water already today. I've been going but it isn't the way I want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #4 Posted January 6, 2020 Just now, Mr. Silly said: I've had about 4 litres of water already today. I've been going but it isn't the way I want to. Keep at it with the water.Do NOT add to the back-up with anything solid! I find apple juice, for whatever reason, has a way of helping me get things moving as well. But, at the least, water is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #5 Posted January 6, 2020 The beans are still too firm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 6, 2020 Share #6 Posted January 6, 2020 I've pooped 4 times today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share #7 Posted January 6, 2020 Just now, Square Wheels said: I've pooped 4 times today. Ohhhh... to be you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #8 Posted January 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Ohhhh... to be you. I just finished a large lunch of split pea soup. You'd probably like to be me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share #9 Posted January 6, 2020 Just now, maddmaxx said: I just finished a large lunch of split pea soup. You'd probably like to be me too. I had oat meal for breakfast this morning and lentil soup for dinner last night. I should be cleaned out by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BuffJim Posted January 6, 2020 Popular Post Share #10 Posted January 6, 2020 97% of mathematicians would work it out with a pencil. The other 3% don't give a shit. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 6, 2020 Share #11 Posted January 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Ohhhh... to be you. Make that 5. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share #12 Posted January 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: Make that 5. Now you're just being mean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 6, 2020 Share #13 Posted January 6, 2020 Perform abdominal exercises to exhaustion. See if that helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 6, 2020 Share #14 Posted January 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Now you're just being mean. I eat too much. I suspect there could be a 6th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #15 Posted January 6, 2020 20 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: I had oat meal for breakfast this morning and lentil soup for dinner last night. I should be cleaned out by now. You could give your belly a gentle massage to help loosen things up. Circling the area below your ribs and above your waist, start on the top left side, lightly press down and go in circles (bottom left over to bottom right up to top right over to top left and starting again). The gentle pressure can really help. It also works for free up any trapped gas, so WATCH OUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share #16 Posted January 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: You could give your belly a gentle massage to help loosen things up. Circling the area below your ribs and above your waist, start on the top left side, lightly press down and go in circles (bottom left over to bottom right up to top right over to top left and starting again). The gentle pressure can really help. It also works for free up any trapped gas, so WATCH OUT! That's a good idea. I'll try it when I get home. The trapped gas thing sounds like a bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far Posted January 6, 2020 Share #17 Posted January 6, 2020 50 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: I just finished a large lunch of split pea soup. At lunch, I bought the ham to add to the soup. It's split pea soup for dinner tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted January 6, 2020 Share #18 Posted January 6, 2020 Take off your tighty-whiteys and pull out the butt plug. Maybe that is your issue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #19 Posted January 6, 2020 Got any friends in Mexico? Get them to send you some of their water. Guaranteed to solve the problem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share #20 Posted January 6, 2020 I pooped!! 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #21 Posted January 6, 2020 I had a constipation problem on-and-off a few years ago and asked my research masternurse sister for help. "You eat breakfast bowls most mornings, right? Drizzle a little extra virgin olive oil in them, and onto your dinner plate when it works - like with spaghetti and sauce." I have done so since then an am regular as clockwork. Note that EVERY American brand of EVOO tested by America's test kitchen was either a fraudulent blend or only the very first squeezings. EVERY European brand, where the government actually tests and has regulations for olive oil, passed. I LOVE the taste and price of this Costco EVOO made in Tuscany, Italy, which is something like $12.99 for the 1 liter bottle at Costco but listed as $33 or more at Walmart online, eBay, etc.: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #22 Posted January 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: I pooped!! Damn, I was just about to start a pool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted January 6, 2020 Share #23 Posted January 6, 2020 I was going to suggest he run a half marathon. My body will insist I poop before race time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted January 6, 2020 Share #24 Posted January 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Mr. Silly said: Any one willing to help me out with this issue? Mic drop...……. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #25 Posted January 6, 2020 Sauerkraut does it every time - and fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #26 Posted January 6, 2020 47 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Damn, I was just about to start a pool. For @Mr. Silly to drop the kids off at? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #27 Posted January 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: For @Mr. Silly to drop the kids off at? Well, if not that we could try something like cow bingo. First you mark the field off in grids....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #28 Posted January 6, 2020 Just now, maddmaxx said: Well, if not that we could try something like cow bingo. First you mark the field off in grids....................... Chicken shit bingo is much easier and faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #29 Posted January 6, 2020 Just now, maddmaxx said: Well, if not that we could try something like cow bingo. First you mark the field off in grids....................... Silly Bingo on the other hand can take forever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 6, 2020 Share #30 Posted January 6, 2020 I could never go that long withoot pooping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 7, 2020 Share #31 Posted January 7, 2020 Noticeable when often it's mainly men responding to poop report. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan ★ Posted January 7, 2020 Share #32 Posted January 7, 2020 The nuclear option is choking down heavily salted water. https://www.ownyoureating.com/blog/cleanse-colon-salt-water-flush/ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted January 7, 2020 Share #33 Posted January 7, 2020 1 hour ago, shootingstar said: Noticeable when often it's mainly men responding to poop report. Cause there is always a joke to be found in someone's misery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 7, 2020 Share #34 Posted January 7, 2020 4 hours ago, shootingstar said: Noticeable when often it's mainly men responding to poop report. Men will post about sex or poop in the first ten posts of most threads. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 7, 2020 Author Share #35 Posted January 7, 2020 9 hours ago, shootingstar said: Noticeable when often it's mainly men responding to poop report. The exception is roadsue who posts helpful medical advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 7, 2020 Share #36 Posted January 7, 2020 7 hours ago, Rattlecan said: Cause there is always a joke to be found in someone's misery. Have you heard that Cheese isn't in the top 10 member ids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 7, 2020 Author Share #37 Posted January 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Have you heard that Cheese isn't in the top 10 member ids 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 7, 2020 Share #38 Posted January 7, 2020 Sorry, I'm a bit late to the party, but if you still need some poop let me know and I'll send some right over, I've got plenty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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