jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Share #1 Posted January 9, 2020 or we may both blow up real good. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Share #2 Posted January 9, 2020 You sir, are an eco-disaster! How dare you! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Author Popular Post Share #3 Posted January 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Wilbur said: You sir, are an eco-disaster! How dare you! My new cow orker seems a bit annoyed with me. 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Share #4 Posted January 9, 2020 Good lord, that kid looks like someone stole her youth! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 9, 2020 Share #5 Posted January 9, 2020 What did ya have for lunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share #6 Posted January 9, 2020 Just now, Mr. Silly said: What did ya have for lunch? Nothing. Thinking about some Alka Seltzer or Gas X. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 9, 2020 Share #7 Posted January 9, 2020 Just now, jsharr said: Nothing. Thinking about some Alka Seltzer or Gas X. Why? Now is the time to assert your dominance. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share #8 Posted January 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Why? Now is the time to assert your dominance. I am afraid I would end up ass hurting more than my dominance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 9, 2020 Share #9 Posted January 9, 2020 1 hour ago, jsharr said: or we may both blow up real good. Sorry. This is why God invented elevators. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Share #10 Posted January 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. Silly said: What did ya have for lunch? You DO eat chili with beans!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Share #11 Posted January 9, 2020 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Nothing. Chili with beans!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share #12 Posted January 9, 2020 28 minutes ago, Kzoo said: This is why God invented elevators. I felt really bad for the guy that got in the elevator I got out of when I went down to drop off a FedEx. He had to be in there for 12 floors minimum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 9, 2020 Share #13 Posted January 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: I felt really bad for the guy that got in the elevator I got out of when I went down to drop off a FedEx. He had to be in there for 12 floors minimum.... Nominated - just because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share #14 Posted January 9, 2020 23 minutes ago, smudge said: Chili with beans!!!!!! You sure have a smart mouth for someone with such cute hair. Don't you need to go change some batteries? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 9, 2020 Share #15 Posted January 9, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: You sure have a smart mouth for someone with such cute hair. Don't you need to go change some batteries? Suggestion - Asbestos gloves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share #16 Posted January 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Suggestion - Asbestos gloves. What about me? Would you recommend those charcoal infused adult undergarments or some Asbestos Depends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 9, 2020 Share #17 Posted January 9, 2020 21 minutes ago, jsharr said: What about me? Would you recommend those charcoal infused adult undergarments or some Asbestos Depends? For you, the new super absorbent Asbestos Depends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share #18 Posted January 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: For you, the new super absorbent Asbestos Depends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 9, 2020 Share #19 Posted January 9, 2020 8 minutes ago, jsharr said: Yup those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Share #20 Posted January 9, 2020 I thought Square one said no nuclear stuff?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share #21 Posted January 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: I thought Square one said no nuclear stuff?? There are no sub atomic particles involved here, I can ass sure you of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted January 10, 2020 Share #22 Posted January 10, 2020 No one carries matches any more. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 10, 2020 Share #23 Posted January 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Wilbur said: Good lord, that kid looks like someone stole her youth! She does sort of have that Wednesday Addams vibe! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 10, 2020 Share #24 Posted January 10, 2020 11 hours ago, jsharr said: There are no sub atomic particles involved here, I can ass sure you of that. I'd be more concerned about macro particles if I were you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 10, 2020 Share #25 Posted January 10, 2020 15 hours ago, smudge said: You DO eat chili with beans!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!! Of course I do. Real chili has to have beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share #26 Posted January 10, 2020 13 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Of course I do. Real chili has to have beans. You should change your name from Mr. Silly to Mr. You are dead to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 10, 2020 Share #27 Posted January 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: You should change your name from Mr. Silly to Mr. You are dead to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share #28 Posted January 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. Silly said: Whoever found that and posted it in here so others could use it is a freakin big brained genius. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 10, 2020 Share #29 Posted January 10, 2020 33 minutes ago, jsharr said: Whoever found that and posted it in here so others could use it is a freakin big brained genius. Or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share #30 Posted January 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Or not... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 10, 2020 Share #31 Posted January 10, 2020 21 hours ago, jsharr said: or we may both blow up real good. Sorry. In my high school lab, I had to start each year closely watching anyone before they used a match or a striker to light a Bunsen burner: a lot of the teenagers had never lit anything on fire before in their lives besides their kitchen gas ranges and I had to make sure they didn't fill the lab with natural gas before they got the nerve to light it or otherwise didn't follow my instructions. When a trembling teen would say, "My mother won't let me light a match!" I'd reply, "Your mother let you sign up for chemistry and knows you'll have to use Bunsen burners, so you're approved by mom!" I'd teach and have them light it with a match instead of a striker just so they'd lose the fear and gain the ability for a skill they'd be likely to need at some point in the future. I never had a parent complaint - I guess they either weren't told, tolerated it, or figured it was about time their kid learned to correctly light a match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share #32 Posted January 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, MickinMD said: In my high school lab, I had to start each year closely watching anyone before they used a match or a striker to light a Bunsen burner: a lot of the teenagers had never lit anything on fire before in their lives besides their kitchen gas ranges! When a trembling teen would say, "My mother won't let me light a match!" I'd reply, "Your mother let you sign up for chemistry and knows you'll have to use Bunsen burners, so you're approved by mom!" I'd teach and have them light it with a match instead of a striker just so they'd lose the fear and gain the ability for a skill they'd be likely to need at some point in the future. I never had a parent complaint - I guess they either weren't told, tolerated it, or figured it was about time their kid learned to correctly light a match! I am a Scout leader. Scouts learn from a very early age how to burn stuff. Sometimes safely even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted January 10, 2020 Share #33 Posted January 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Mr. Silly said: Of course I do. Real chili has to have beans. I meant that for jsharr. But ya, my chili has beans too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 10, 2020 Share #34 Posted January 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: I am a Scout leader. Scouts learn from a very early age how to burn stuff. Sometimes safely even. I had a lot of scouts in chemistry - I taught the honors (gifted and talented) classes and parents who tend to get their kids into scouting are usually the kind that strongly support their kids' educations. On a few occasions, I was invited to attend my student's or athlete's Eagle Scout Investitures and did so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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