Razors Edge ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Share #1 Posted January 13, 2020 On our visit with friends, we went by a local goat farm where they make a lot of goat cheeses. Anyway, the goats are just out and about in various fields doing whatever it is that goats do. Folks are free to pet the goats, so I was giving one goat a scratch on his (her?) forehead, ears, and the front of its nose. At various times, the other goats waiting in line at the fence for pets would poke their heads out and try to munch on my clothing, and one time, one even started nibbling on my thumb. It was a very soft nibbling, but I had forgotten that I skinned my thumb's knuckle the day before. What are the odds the goat saliva will give me some sort of super-human goat powers? I wouldn't mind being able to hop really high and balance on sharply angled surfaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Share #2 Posted January 13, 2020 It's not the thumb I'd worry about but perhaps your doctor could give you a shot before your wife finds out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Share #3 Posted January 13, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Share #4 Posted January 13, 2020 Whatever it is, it will be the Greatest Of All Time. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Share #5 Posted January 13, 2020 https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/charlie-rose-goat-boy/n10950 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Share #6 Posted January 13, 2020 12 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: It's not the thumb I'd worry about but perhaps your doctor could give you a shot before your wife finds out. I am worried about the poor goat. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Author Share #7 Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I am worried about the poor goat. It seemed like kzoo might have already beaten me to them, since most looked knocked up already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 13, 2020 Share #8 Posted January 13, 2020 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Author Share #9 Posted January 13, 2020 Just now, Mr. Silly said: We didn't see the horns in your stall photo, but this one from the game camera definitely catches them and makes you look irritable while going #2. Fiber. I can't say it enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Share #10 Posted January 13, 2020 You will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Share #11 Posted January 13, 2020 Ebola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted January 13, 2020 Share #12 Posted January 13, 2020 TL;DR other than “goat” and “disease”. So... syphilis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted January 13, 2020 Share #13 Posted January 13, 2020 Syphilis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted January 13, 2020 Share #14 Posted January 13, 2020 Just now, Zephyr said: Syphilis I think @Razors Edge forgot that lamb skin condoms don’t protect from STDs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Share #15 Posted January 13, 2020 My brother-in-law and I were wondering the same thing - but with a different animal. Yesterday, we tried to find out why the tire on my car that we plugged two weeks ago was still slowly leaking - turned out to be a 2nd, two-year old plug was leaking. But, as we popped the hub cap off, a semi-dried, brown, dead mouse was inside the hub cap. We both touched it with our fingers before kicking it into the grass. Strange thing is, this is the first year of the 2000's when I haven't had mice in my house during the Fall and Winter. My sister still thinks I was serious when I said I have a 2 foot-long garter snake in the house (I caught one in the house a few years back) that I allow to roam around freely and kill the mice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 13, 2020 Share #16 Posted January 13, 2020 HIV no doubt. Stay off those needles, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 13, 2020 Share #17 Posted January 13, 2020 You guys are bigger dolts than @Razors Edge. After careful research and a full understanding of Razor's moranic actions, the only diagnosis that Dr. Kzoo can put forth is terminal PRI. #dolts p.s. and I don't want your stuff. Not without proper a proper disinfectant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted January 13, 2020 Share #18 Posted January 13, 2020 I believe it is cat scratch fever you get from goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 13, 2020 Share #19 Posted January 13, 2020 ...pygmy goat saliva will stunt your growth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 14, 2020 Author Share #20 Posted January 14, 2020 I'm still alive and my thumb has not yet fallen off. #winning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 14, 2020 Share #21 Posted January 14, 2020 YET! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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