late Posted January 14, 2020 Share #1 Posted January 14, 2020 "Truly, has any vagina ever been as fruitful as Gwyneth Paltrow’s? It has birthed discussions of vaginal steaming, vaginal jade eggs, $15,000 dildos, something called “sex dust” and a photo of Gwyneth standing in a giant vagina to advertise some inevitable Netflix documentary/reality TV series crossover. Because Gwyneth no longer has just her head up her vagina; she has crawled all the way inside. Still, Goop is worth more than a quarter of a billion dollars, largely because of Gwyneth talking about her vagina, so no wonder she has a smile on her face (or maybe that’s just the vaginal egg). So, light that candle, breathe deep and accept the facts: this is Gwyneth’s vagina. And the rest of us just live in it." https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 14, 2020 Share #2 Posted January 14, 2020 18 minutes ago, late said: "Truly, has any vagina ever been as fruitful as Gwyneth Paltrow’s? It has birthed discussions of vaginal steaming, vaginal jade eggs, $15,000 dildos, something called “sex dust” and a photo of Gwyneth standing in a giant vagina to advertise some inevitable Netflix documentary/reality TV series crossover. Because Gwyneth no longer has just her head up her vagina; she has crawled all the way inside. Still, Goop is worth more than a quarter of a billion dollars, largely because of Gwyneth talking about her vagina, so no wonder she has a smile on her face (or maybe that’s just the vaginal egg). So, light that candle, breathe deep and accept the facts: this is Gwyneth’s vagina. And the rest of us just live in it." https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop I didn't know all this stuff was going on. Thanks for keeping tabs on it for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 14, 2020 Share #3 Posted January 14, 2020 WTF, man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 14, 2020 Share #4 Posted January 14, 2020 According to the candle, it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent”, a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed” I had never seen this word before Hips discussion about oils and here it is again. I wonder how DH feels about her cleaning products smelling like Paltrow twat. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 14, 2020 Share #5 Posted January 14, 2020 Apology not accepted. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted January 14, 2020 Share #6 Posted January 14, 2020 Apparently I've been grossly unaware about certain global events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 14, 2020 Share #7 Posted January 14, 2020 1 hour ago, 12string said: Apparently I've been grossly unaware about certain global events. I feel like she may indeed have a lovely appearing and quite pleasant smelling vagina, but really, to me, a candle is not the way to prove it! I generally view candles as being used to MASK unpleasant smells, so I am not sold on this new candle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 15, 2020 Share #8 Posted January 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Mr. Silly said: I wonder how DH feels about her cleaning products smelling like Paltrow twat. I bet Paltrow's vag smells like a dead rat. This candle is some overcompensation thing or wishful vag thinking that there isn't a little too much cheese on the taco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted January 15, 2020 Author Share #9 Posted January 15, 2020 29 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I bet Paltrow's vag smells like a dead rat. This candle is some overcompensation thing or wishful vag thinking that there isn't a little too much cheese on the taco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted January 15, 2020 Share #10 Posted January 15, 2020 Could someone explain the benefits of pot pills? I now understand the side effects. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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