late Posted January 20, 2020 Share #1 Posted January 20, 2020 If you are thinking to yourself, that is oxymoronic, you are right in multiple ways. She babbles, she has a stove that costs several thousand bucks, and puts lasagne into a pot that hasn't been heated. Ever go past a car crash, and you know you shouldn't stare, but you can't help yourself? Yeah, like that. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted January 20, 2020 Share #2 Posted January 20, 2020 Holy crap, I HAVE to watch this. Is it legit or just some crazy SNL skit or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 20, 2020 Share #3 Posted January 20, 2020 Why is she wearing the gloves she just handled her dog with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted January 20, 2020 Author Share #4 Posted January 20, 2020 12 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Why is she wearing the gloves she just handled her dog with? Because she's an amazing cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted January 20, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted January 20, 2020 14 minutes ago, Zephyr said: Holy crap, I HAVE to watch this. Is it legit or just some crazy SNL skit or something? You ever watch her before? WYSIWYG... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted January 20, 2020 Share #6 Posted January 20, 2020 1 hour ago, late said: You ever watch her before? WYSIWYG... No but I am assuming her cooking is more like "Chef Andre, make me an omelet" so I enjoy a good trainwreck cooking show ever since I got hooked on "My Drunk Kitchen" on youtube 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 20, 2020 Share #7 Posted January 20, 2020 Is cooking with Paris some sort of code? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 20, 2020 Share #8 Posted January 20, 2020 I'm not going to bother, but it had 2,366,284 views in a week. Who's laughing now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 20, 2020 Share #9 Posted January 20, 2020 15 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I'm not going to bother, but it had 2,366,284 views in a week. Who's laughing now? Trainwrecks always gather a crowd. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted January 20, 2020 Share #10 Posted January 20, 2020 I had to laugh. There was a video a while back of Paris Hilton in the same pose over and over and over! The photo in the OP was the same pose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 20, 2020 Share #11 Posted January 20, 2020 Amazing. It says a lot about how people want entertainment more than good advice. There's a woman named Suze Orman who gives little more than common-sense financial advice and gets lots of things wrong, like saying the average person approaching retirement now needs to save $5,000,000 to live ok. The Wall St. Journal, etc. say she doesn't know much. She was a restaurant waitress who was swindled by Merrill Lynch, sued, and settled for being trained as a broker and hired by Merrill Lynch. She speaks well. A little learning plus speaking ability and she's being paid to be on PBS at least once a month saying things like, "Go for it when your heart says so." She gets paid big bucks for this while hawking her financial organization books - and the PBS stations HAVE to know she's little more than entertainment! Maybe it;s the scientist in me, but give me what helps me the best. Lidia Bastianich isn't a slim, young beauty, but she explains WHY she uses the techniques she does when cooking and, a longtime restaurant owner, clearly knows her craft. When I had physical therapy the 2nd time around for my shoulder - after it was finally operated on - I didn't pick as my primary thearapist the pretty blonde who rubbed her big boobs against me whenever she worked on me, I picked the glasses-wearing, middle-aged mom who could lose a few pounds because I could feel the difference in my shoulder after she worked on me and she often added good advice for between therapies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ltdskilz Posted January 21, 2020 Share #12 Posted January 21, 2020 I gotta admit Mick, your post really picked up steam when you started talking about rubbing big boobs. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #13 Posted January 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Square Wheels said: I'm not going to bother, but it had 2,366,284 views in a week. Who's laughing now? This, the woman is a genius. She would pull down five figures just to show up at a bar. It’s all advertising for her stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted January 21, 2020 Share #14 Posted January 21, 2020 I watched this..., it is even better (by that I mean worse) than I anticipated 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted January 21, 2020 Author Share #15 Posted January 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Allen said: This, the woman is a genius. She would pull down five figures just to show up at a bar. It’s all advertising for her stores. She has stores? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 21, 2020 Share #16 Posted January 21, 2020 Why is she wearing finger less bike gloves? Is this a fashion thing now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 21, 2020 Share #17 Posted January 21, 2020 She just told people to buy pre grated cheese. WHAT. A. WHORE. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 21, 2020 Share #18 Posted January 21, 2020 All these spoons are brutal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2020 Share #19 Posted January 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: She just told people to buy pre grated cheese. WHAT. A. WHORE. Speaking of, wouldn't that whore hair get into everything? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 21, 2020 Share #20 Posted January 21, 2020 She is using a metal spatula in a non stick pan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 21, 2020 Share #21 Posted January 21, 2020 She just drained the beef fat into the sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 21, 2020 Share #22 Posted January 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Speaking of, wouldn't that whore hair get into everything? Likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 21, 2020 Share #23 Posted January 21, 2020 That is going to overflow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 21, 2020 Share #24 Posted January 21, 2020 I would much rather watch the chubby girl from Cooks Country, or Sara Mouton, or any body that knows how to cook Hey Dirty Hip, how bout some youtubes on cooking ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #25 Posted January 21, 2020 1 hour ago, late said: She has stores? A whole bunch of them. Did a billion dollars in sales last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 21, 2020 Share #26 Posted January 21, 2020 51 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: She is using a metal spatula in a non stick pan She attacked that pan, with a charcoal grill type spatula 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2020 Share #27 Posted January 21, 2020 54 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: She is using a metal spatula in a non stick pan And the biggest one from a bbq set! I thought it was funny her complaining that the pan wasn't big enough because she put 18 pounds of beef in it. I do want lasagna now, though, but good lasagna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #28 Posted January 21, 2020 56 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: She is using a metal spatula in a non stick pan I know right. Who does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #29 Posted January 21, 2020 59 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: She is using a metal spatula in a non stick pan I know right. Who does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #30 Posted January 21, 2020 Normally I'd jump at a Paris Hilton video, but this time I may pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #31 Posted January 21, 2020 https://admin.sportsretriever.com/stories/paris-hilton-today-dont-hear-anymore/ Everything you wanted to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted January 21, 2020 Share #32 Posted January 21, 2020 I seriously can't tell if this is a trainwreck or comedic genius. If it is meant to be a comedy spoof, it is super well done that no one call tell she's not serious. I mean...., how can anyone be so stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted January 21, 2020 Share #33 Posted January 21, 2020 Sashaying into her kitchen holding a little dog dressed as a French maid, Paris greets us by saying: “As you all know – well, maybe not all of you know – people who do know know that I’m an amazing cook.” It’s a 21-word sentence and the first 17 are entirely redundant. All she needed to say was “I’m an amazing cook.” And she is. So long as you remember that ‘amazing’ doesn’t mean ‘good’, or even ‘enthusiastic’. At the very first hurdle – preparing the lasagne sheets – Paris realises she’s been supplied with ones that need to be boiled, and she complains. She shows us all the ricotta she’ll be using, then tells us not to use as much as her. She realises that her mozzarella doesn’t come pre-grated, and sighs with such deep resignation you think she might be about to jack the whole thing in. “This is so brutal” she complains, before discarding an almost untouched block of cheese for fear that the grater will destroy her fingers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 21, 2020 Share #34 Posted January 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Airehead said: Sashaying into her kitchen holding a little dog dressed as a French maid, Paris greets us by saying: “As you all know – well, maybe not all of you know – people who do know know that I’m an amazing cook.” It’s a 21-word sentence and the first 17 are entirely redundant. All she needed to say was “I’m an amazing cook.” And she is. So long as you remember that ‘amazing’ doesn’t mean ‘good’, or even ‘enthusiastic’. At the very first hurdle – preparing the lasagne sheets – Paris realises she’s been supplied with ones that need to be boiled, and she complains. She shows us all the ricotta she’ll be using, then tells us not to use as much as her. She realises that her mozzarella doesn’t come pre-grated, and sighs with such deep resignation you think she might be about to jack the whole thing in. “This is so brutal” she complains, before discarding an almost untouched block of cheese for fear that the grater will destroy her fingers. You say all that like it's a bad thing ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted January 21, 2020 Share #35 Posted January 21, 2020 Get bottled water..., because who knows what's in these sewers..... lmao 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2020 Share #36 Posted January 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Zephyr said: Get bottled water..., because who knows what's in these sewers..... lmao Yeah, that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #37 Posted January 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: She just drained the beef fat into the sink. ohhh now she's gone too far. It's on I'ma gonna comment on her youtube page AND give her a thumbs down rating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #38 Posted January 21, 2020 So all that’s missing is Nicole Richie? What was their show? Jackass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #39 Posted January 21, 2020 UPDATE! Paris is still rich. Still famous. And still driving folks insane. #WINNING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted January 21, 2020 Author Share #40 Posted January 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: UPDATE! Paris is still rich. Still famous. And still driving folks insane. #WINNING! The 90s called, they want to tell you it's not the 90s. I feel sorry for her, when all is said and done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 21, 2020 Share #41 Posted January 21, 2020 17 hours ago, groupw said: There was a video a while back of Paris Hilton in the same pose over and over and over! The photo in the OP was the same pose! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #42 Posted January 21, 2020 38 minutes ago, late said: The 90s called, they want to tell you it's not the 90s. I feel sorry for her, when all is said and done. Paris was 18 in 1999. Maybe I'm crazy, but I doubt she's in the market for anyone's sympathy. Her life, unlike many people's lives, has been a pretty great one (so far). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #43 Posted January 21, 2020 20 hours ago, maddmaxx said: Is cooking with Paris some sort of code? yes, the second o should be a c. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted January 21, 2020 Author Share #44 Posted January 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Paris was 18 in 1999. Maybe I'm crazy, but I doubt she's in the market for anyone's sympathy. Her life, unlike many people's lives, has been a pretty great one (so far). Check wiki. She doesn't have a fully formed personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 21, 2020 Share #45 Posted January 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, late said: Check wiki. She doesn't have a fully formed personality. Sure. That's the ticket. FTR, I was 1) pointing out she was "big" in the 2000s, not the 90s, and 2) she's pretty fine with her multimillionaire lifestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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