Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Share #1 Posted January 23, 2020 I'm not going to mince words. The last couple days have been rough and hectic and I didn't have time to shower this morning -- as I just made it out of bed. I was going to don a skull cap and cover my messy and pathetic hair but I forgot it on my rush out the door. As such, I notice that I needed to shave -- I look bad. I look worse than something the cat drug in. Thank gawd I'm at work. Coffee anyone? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Share #2 Posted January 23, 2020 Has anyone noticed anything different? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Share #3 Posted January 23, 2020 I have found that a #1 all over solves all these issues 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share #4 Posted January 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Scrapr said: I have found that a #1 all over solves all these issues POTD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted January 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Has anyone noticed anything different? No but the Director of Engineering was standing in line behind me at the espresso bar. He's the same guy who used to belch out loud from his office. It reverberated all the way across the department. I'm guessing he doesn't give a chit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2020 Share #6 Posted January 23, 2020 Dress for success. Dress not for the position you have, but the position you desire. Dottie's future looks bleak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share #7 Posted January 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Dress for success. Dress not for the position you have, but the position you desire. Dottie's future looks bleak. The only thing dressing up does is make you get robbed faster. You have a lot to learn. And yet, I cannot disagree with your assessment entirely. My aim is to get laid off and collect a big ass severance package and study for my next job while on their dime. In that time, I hope to move to the Midwest/Bible Belt where cost of living is cheaper and the intellect drops off the bell curve. I'll fit right in. Then the goal is still to weasel my way into your company and milk them for all they've got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sheep_herder ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Popular Post Share #8 Posted January 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Dress for success. Dress not for the position you have, but the position you desire. I've been doing that since 2006. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Share #9 Posted January 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, sheep_herder said: I've been doing that since 2006. I find I'm dressed perfectly for the position that I desire. Unshaven, sweatshirt, athletic pants, slip on shoes................perfect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Share #10 Posted January 23, 2020 Save the coffee cup and stand on the corner and get some spare change. Maybe you can get enough for a shampoo, cut and shave at SportsClips or GreatClips or somesuch. I quess out your way you might even find a real barber and get a hot towel and a straight razor shave. Not to be confused with @Razors Edge. No way is that guy straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Share #11 Posted January 23, 2020 28 minutes ago, Dottles said: The only thing dressing up does is make you get robbed faster. You have a lot to learn. And yet, I cannot disagree with your assessment entirely. My aim is to get laid off and collect a big ass severance package and study for my next job while on their dime. In that time, I hope to move to the Midwest/Bible Belt where cost of living is cheaper and the intellect drops off the bell curve. I'll fit right in. Then the goal is still to weasel my way into your company and milk them for all they've got. Based on my travel experience, I think you are a better fit for Laurel, Mississippi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share #12 Posted January 23, 2020 Just now, Wilbur said: Based on my travel experience, I think you are a better fit for Laurel, Mississippi. Is that anywhere near Kalamazoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Share #13 Posted January 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Dottles said: Is that anywhere near Kalamazoo? Nobody wrote a song about having a gal in Laurel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2020 Share #14 Posted January 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: Nobody wrote a song about having a gal in Laurel. Drop the mic. WoKzoo is my gal from Kalamazoo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted January 23, 2020 Share #15 Posted January 23, 2020 As a side note, my eyebrows look good. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2020 Share #16 Posted January 23, 2020 34 minutes ago, Dottles said: The only thing dressing up does is make you get robbed faster. You have a lot to learn. And yet, I cannot disagree with your assessment entirely. My aim is to get laid off and collect a big ass severance package and study for my next job while on their dime. In that time, I hope to move to the Midwest/Bible Belt where cost of living is cheaper and the intellect drops off the bell curve. I'll fit right in. Then the goal is still to weasel my way into your company and milk them for all they've got. Based on the arrogance oozing from your post I would suggest you start your mid-west search in someplace like Chicago - maybe northside. That should work for you. And for your safety - there is several miles of water between Kalamazoo and Chicago. Next I would suggest Cleveland. They deserve you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share #17 Posted January 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Based on the arrogance oozing from your post I would suggest you start your mid-west search in someplace like Chicago - maybe northside. That should work for you. And for your safety - there is several miles of water between Kalamazoo and Chicago. Next I would suggest Cleveland. They deserve you. Not true! I am not being arrogant. I apologise if I came across that way. I simply want to be employed by your company. Somebody has to promote slackiness there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share #18 Posted January 23, 2020 And by slack, of course, I mean Slack. Make your company more profitable. I use it everyday and would be a valuable asset to your team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2020 Share #19 Posted January 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dottles said: And by slack, of course, I mean Slack. Make your company more profitable. I use it everyday and would be a valuable asset to your team. Our professionals don't come in with messy hair covered by ball caps. And sitting at the coffee shop people watching during business hours is my job. We don't have room for 2 of those. And as for Slack. We use it where appropriate but we also have individuals that can take charge and get stuff done on their own as needed - not always relying on some team facilitating tool that allows them to sluff their duties on to so-called teammates. You are welcome to apply. Please let me empty my 'Resume In-Box' first. Hefty, hefty, Hefty. Good luck in your endeavor to accomplish unemploymentship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share #20 Posted January 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Our professionals don't come in with messy hair covered by ball caps. And sitting at the coffee shop people watching during business hours is my job. We don't have room for 2 of those. And as for Slack. We use it where appropriate but we also have individuals that can take charge and get stuff done on their own as needed - not always relying on some team facilitating tool that allows them to sluff their duties on to so-called teammates. You are welcome to apply. Please let me empty my 'Resume In-Box' first. Hefty, hefty, Hefty. Good luck in your endeavor to accomplish unemploymentship. You know, I've learned a few things or more in this business. Most folks can't make it and yet here I am. I'm not going out on a limb and saying that I'm not much of a slacker but rather I just really know how to push buttons. And Kazabooboo? I love pushing your buttons. It keep me coming back. Oh, and that MSU basketball thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2020 Share #21 Posted January 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Dottles said: You know, I've learned a few things or two in this business. Most folks can't make it and yet here I am. I'm not going out on a limb and saying that I'm not much of a slacker but rather I just really know how to push buttons. And Kazabooboo? I love pushing your buttons. It keep me coming back. Oh, and that MSU basketball thing. I'm here for you Dottie. Note to self: Remember to put Dottles on Ignore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share #22 Posted January 23, 2020 Still I want to make it clear -- I do look like hell today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2020 Share #23 Posted January 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dottles said: Still I want to make it clear -- I do look like hell today. We never doubted you. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share #24 Posted January 23, 2020 19 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Note to self: Remember to put Dottles on Ignore. Promises, promises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Share #25 Posted January 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Wilbur said: Based on my travel experience, I think you are a better fit for Laurel, Mississippi. I know I am. Or at least Marietta Georgia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Share #26 Posted January 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Dottles said: Still I want to make it clear -- I do look like hell today. Do you look worse than this? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share #27 Posted January 23, 2020 Look at that ugly bastard. He needs another sleep study. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted January 24, 2020 Share #28 Posted January 24, 2020 6 hours ago, Kzoo said: Dress for success. Dress not for the position you have, but the position you desire. Dottie's future looks bleak. I hear there’s a stocker or CS position opening in Dallas soon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share #29 Posted January 24, 2020 25 minutes ago, 2Far said: I hear there’s a stocker or CS position opening in Dallas soon. I will never go to Dallas. I mean, it's too hot there and Jerry lives there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share #30 Posted January 24, 2020 My hair does not look like crap today. It helps when you shower. Also I'm still scruffy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now