Razors Edge Posted February 6, 2020 Share #1 Posted February 6, 2020 ...by urinals and the fact that there is no toilet paper involved in the process. Oddly, when peeing at home into our normal toilet, I use toilet paper after I pee. But, at the office, where a urinal or a toilet is an option, I choose the urinal and obviously don't use toilet paper. Is she right to be disgusted? I think she is wrong, but she may have a point. After @Dottles thread yesterday, I think women see the world through a different prism than us guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 6, 2020 Share #2 Posted February 6, 2020 Whenever I get a chance, I pee in one of those Corona bottles. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 6, 2020 Share #3 Posted February 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I think women see the world through a different prism than us guys... You are just now figuring that out? Oh my! Have you been living under a rock. Do you have your head in the sand..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder Posted February 6, 2020 Share #4 Posted February 6, 2020 How does she know what the hell you do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 6, 2020 Share #5 Posted February 6, 2020 Just now, sheep_herder said: How does she know what the hell you do? He has to report has activity. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted February 6, 2020 Share #6 Posted February 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dottles said: Whenever I get a chance, I pee in one of those Corona bottles. #coronavirusorigins 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder Posted February 6, 2020 Share #7 Posted February 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: He has to report has activity. I wondered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr Posted February 6, 2020 Share #8 Posted February 6, 2020 There is also no TP when I pee outside. I have done that already today 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 6, 2020 Share #9 Posted February 6, 2020 8 minutes ago, Scrapr said: There is also no TP when I pee outside. I have done that already today Honestly, peeing outside is a wonderful experience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sheep_herder Posted February 6, 2020 Popular Post Share #10 Posted February 6, 2020 19 minutes ago, Scrapr said: There is also no TP when I pee outside. I have done that already today Yes, and one does not have to worry about missing and peeing on the floor. Now, that will make a wife angry!! 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted February 6, 2020 Share #11 Posted February 6, 2020 30 minutes ago, sheep_herder said: How does she know what the hell you do? She can taste it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 6, 2020 Share #12 Posted February 6, 2020 I think wimmin all secretly own stock in TP companies! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 6, 2020 Share #13 Posted February 6, 2020 I wonder if WoDottie knows he eye bangs chicks at the coffee shop? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted February 6, 2020 Share #14 Posted February 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I think wimmin all secretly own stock in TP companies! I have a better understanding why wimmins use more TP than guys since I became sweetie’s caregiver. I use a special kind of disposable wet wipe washcloth though. Paper would be difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted February 7, 2020 Share #15 Posted February 7, 2020 1 hour ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I think wimmin all secretly own stock in TP companies! Yea, if we could own TP companies out right and massive discounts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted February 7, 2020 Share #16 Posted February 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Dottles said: Whenever I get a chance, I pee in one of those Corona bottles. Your recycling program? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan Posted February 7, 2020 Share #17 Posted February 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Dottles said: I pee in one of those Corona bottles Do you then put the cap back on and put it in the fridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share #18 Posted February 7, 2020 15 hours ago, Longjohn said: She can taste it? Hold on!!! What am I missing???? This sounds intriguing. And strange. And a bit forbidden!!!!! Where can I learn more about that of which you speak? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted February 7, 2020 Share #19 Posted February 7, 2020 12 hours ago, Rattlecan said: Do you then put the cap back on and put it in the fridge? That’s what you do when you suspect the neighbor kids have been raiding your beer fridge in the garage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted February 7, 2020 Share #20 Posted February 7, 2020 16 hours ago, Dottles said: Honestly, peeing outside is a wonderful experience. It's good for your compost pile too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share #21 Posted February 7, 2020 16 hours ago, Dottles said: Honestly, peeing outside is a wonderful experience. ABSOLUTELY! I love hiking, and can almost guarantee on any reasonable length hike in the woods that I will be peeing - usually playing a "how far can I get this" game. The good news is that my wife and I are on the same page that peeing in the woods is great. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 7, 2020 Share #22 Posted February 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, Forum Administrator said: It's good for your compost pile too. And a good way to get yourself on the sex offenders registry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share #23 Posted February 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And a good way to get yourself on the sex offenders registry. But you hired a good lawyer and are off it now??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 7, 2020 Share #24 Posted February 7, 2020 10 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: But you hired a good lawyer and are off it now??? You're right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted February 7, 2020 Share #25 Posted February 7, 2020 16 hours ago, sheep_herder said: How does she know what the hell you do? they shower together 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 7, 2020 Share #26 Posted February 7, 2020 48 minutes ago, Longjohn said: That’s what you do when you suspect the neighbor kids have been raiding your beer fridge in the garage. But you have to be very very careful! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted February 7, 2020 Share #27 Posted February 7, 2020 I would be disturbed too if I was your wife. She apparently married a girl since you occasionally need to use TP after peeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 7, 2020 Share #28 Posted February 7, 2020 Any males in this joint have problem with urine running down your leg? You know, you pee, you shake the weenie to dislodge the fluids from your ureter, and tuck it back in the flap -- maybe even zip it -- and then walk away only to have your biology say that there are a few drops that still needed to come out? If you're wearing something absorbent like cotton underwear -- no problem. But if your not wearing underwear or your wearing synthetic pajama bottoms, for example, those drips of urine are going to work their way out of that opening and into your safety net underwear. And if you don't have safety net underwear, gravity is going to take it all the way down the inside of your leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 7, 2020 Share #29 Posted February 7, 2020 ...this thread is a good argument for peeing in the shower. I pee outside in my back yard all the time. It helps to acidify the soil near the camellias, and the nitrogen content acts as a fertilizer. No one has ever threatened me with the sex offender registry, but I guess maybe the standards for that are different in California. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted February 7, 2020 Share #30 Posted February 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Dottles said: Any males in this joint have problem with urine running down your leg? Ask @Razors Edge’s wife, she probably has a report on this ready to go. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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