Road Runner Posted February 9, 2020 Share #1 Posted February 9, 2020 I just came up with a new one for myself. "Everything changes except old men." I plan to use it a lot in the future. How about you? Do you have an utterly personal utterance that you tend to utter repeatedly? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted February 9, 2020 Share #2 Posted February 9, 2020 12 minutes ago, Road Runner said: utter repeatedly? "Everything changes except old men." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted February 9, 2020 Share #3 Posted February 9, 2020 And there you have it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 9, 2020 Share #4 Posted February 9, 2020 It's always something. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted February 9, 2020 Share #5 Posted February 9, 2020 Only for passengers. "Sit the fuck down. Shut the fuck up. " 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 9, 2020 Share #6 Posted February 9, 2020 I caught you a delicious bass 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 9, 2020 Share #7 Posted February 9, 2020 Another round please 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 9, 2020 Share #8 Posted February 9, 2020 Where's the bathroom. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 9, 2020 Share #9 Posted February 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: Where's the bathroom. Lots of people ask me where it is when we are oot somewhere, because they know I usually know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 9, 2020 Share #10 Posted February 9, 2020 I am sorry your Honor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 9, 2020 Share #11 Posted February 9, 2020 I have a small penis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted February 9, 2020 Share #12 Posted February 9, 2020 Wut? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 9, 2020 Share #13 Posted February 9, 2020 Deal with it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted February 9, 2020 Share #14 Posted February 9, 2020 I spebd most of my waking hours ina world where people have to listen to me and where it is known that when I make a suggestion..., I am just politely telling them what to do. So a lot of times I end with "Just sayin'" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan Posted February 9, 2020 Share #15 Posted February 9, 2020 I am more than just another pretty face around here. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 9, 2020 Author Share #16 Posted February 9, 2020 I have one that I don't say a lot but I think it quite often. From Josey Wales: "We all have it coming, Kid." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 9, 2020 Author Share #17 Posted February 9, 2020 As I have gotten older, I say this a lot: "I can't remember shit, anymore!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 9, 2020 Share #18 Posted February 9, 2020 33 minutes ago, Road Runner said: As I have gotten older, I say this a lot: "I can't remember shit, anymore!" CRAFT disease. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 9, 2020 Share #19 Posted February 9, 2020 37 minutes ago, Road Runner said: I have one that I don't say a lot but I think it quite often. From Josey Wales: "We all have it coming, Kid." “Do you feel lucky, punk?” is part of my decision tree for almost any endeavor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted February 9, 2020 Share #20 Posted February 9, 2020 “How’s that working out for you?” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD Posted February 9, 2020 Share #21 Posted February 9, 2020 I often say something few of my friends and acquaintances say, "I don't know," sometimes adding, "I'll try to find out for you." It amazes me how some people want others to think they have a valid answer. My worst case: I once had problems with a 21' powerboat used for fishing. It was the first boat I ever kept in a marina. 50:50 owned by my sister's family and me. The 210 HP V6 engine (inboard motor/outdrive propeller) seemed to run fine but as Spring went on to Summer, the boat no longer went 50 mph, getting slower and slower and dropping under to 20 mph. EVERY MAN who got aboard KNEW the problem: the propeller's loose, the propeller's damaged, the belts are slipping, the sparkplug's connections to the wires are corroded by the Chesapeake's salt water, the transmission of the power to the propeller is damaged, etc. etc. etc. On the 4th of July, a couple dozen boats, including our's, positioned themselves off a rich dude's house-on-the-water to listen to the rock band of a friend of my brother's and later watch fireworks. The boat anchored next to us was another friend of my brother and a conversation went on back-and-forth between boats. Finally, that friend on the next boat said to me, "I bet you're not getting more than 15 mph with your boat!" I asked how he knew and he said, "Look at all those barnacles!" None of us realized barnacles could be such a drag. Being a teacher and off for the summer, I was the one who had to dry dock the boat and very carefully scrape the barnacles off by hand with the old 2x4 wooden block with fine sandpaper wrapped around it so I wouldn't also scrape off the gel coat on top of the hull paint. That took a week of 12-hour workdays. Then I got biodegradable anti-fouling paint (contains copper and repels barnacles) and painted the hull. We put the boat back in the water and went 50 mph again. That fall, we moved the boat permanently to a boatel! We've since sold it because it now costs $200+ in gasoline each fishing trip. P.S. I just found some boatel pictures of our boat, the Reel Busy, while looking for snow pics: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted February 9, 2020 Share #22 Posted February 9, 2020 You matter. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 9, 2020 Share #23 Posted February 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: I have one that I don't say a lot but I think it quite often. From Josey Wales: "We all have it coming, Kid." Unforgiven not Josey Wales 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted February 9, 2020 Share #24 Posted February 9, 2020 27 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: “How’s that working out for you?” “I’m pretty fucking far from ok”. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted February 9, 2020 Share #25 Posted February 9, 2020 Mine are all work related.. When I flew in the armed forces I would brief a passenger, " If we need to get out, I will call Eject, eject, eject. If you say 'what?', you are going to be talking to yourself." Or my current one in corporate flying, "If we need to evacuate on the ground and you want to be second off the plane, just grab ahold of my belt". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted February 9, 2020 Share #26 Posted February 9, 2020 To myself I often say 'Run fat man, run' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 10, 2020 Author Share #27 Posted February 10, 2020 6 hours ago, jsharr said: Unforgiven not Josey Wales 7 hours ago, Road Runner said: As I have gotten older, I say this a lot: "I can't remember shit, anymore!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder Posted February 10, 2020 Share #28 Posted February 10, 2020 No 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted February 10, 2020 Share #29 Posted February 10, 2020 It's not unusual for me to adopt a catch phrase or word to ply individuals toward or away from certain modes of thinking. I will adopt the word or phrase until the desired results are achieved and maintain it in my lexicon until the opportunities or needs dissolve. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 10, 2020 Share #30 Posted February 10, 2020 1 hour ago, donkpow said: It's not unusual for me to adopt a catch phrase or word to ply individuals toward or away from certain modes of thinking. I will adopt the word or phrase until the desired results are achieved and maintain it in my lexicon until the opportunities or needs dissolve. Well said! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 10, 2020 Share #31 Posted February 10, 2020 1 hour ago, donkpow said: It's not unusual for me to adopt a catch phrase or word to ply individuals toward or away from certain modes of thinking. I will adopt the word or phrase until the desired results are achieved and maintain it in my lexicon until the opportunities or needs dissolve. Bite me Butt Munch! sort of like that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 10, 2020 Share #32 Posted February 10, 2020 Does a catchphrase differ from a mantra, and if so, how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted February 10, 2020 Share #33 Posted February 10, 2020 20 minutes ago, jsharr said: Does a catchphrase differ from a mantra, and if so, how? You mean like a praying mantra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 10, 2020 Share #34 Posted February 10, 2020 2 hours ago, donkpow said: It's not unusual for me to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,....... With all those words you wasted it reminds me of another... We can talk about it or we can do it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted February 10, 2020 Share #35 Posted February 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, Kzoo said: With all those words you wasted it reminds me of another... We can talk about it or we can do it! Ralph likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 10, 2020 Share #36 Posted February 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, donkpow said: Ralph likes it. And there you have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 10, 2020 Share #37 Posted February 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And there you have it. Hey! That is longjohn’s catchphrase! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 10, 2020 Share #38 Posted February 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Hey! That is longjohn’s catchphrase! And I thought I just made that up. Or should I just say, "Deal with it"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted February 10, 2020 Share #39 Posted February 10, 2020 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Does a catchphrase differ from a mantra, and if so, how? A mantra you say to yourself as part of meditation. Like in this NSFW clip: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share #40 Posted February 11, 2020 It may sound trite, but during trying and difficult times, I always like to remind myself that "no matter how bad things are, they could always be worse." Such as when my back and shoulder are both hurting like hell and I can hardly walk. I feel like a poor down-trodden victim. But then when I compare my problems to what some of my my friends have gone through, I realize I should just shut up and be thankful. Seriously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 12, 2020 Share #41 Posted February 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Road Runner said: It may sound trite, but during trying and difficult times, I always like to remind myself that "no matter how bad things are, they could always be worse." Such as when my back and shoulder are both hurting like hell and I can hardly walk. I feel like a poor down-trodden victim. But then when I compare my problems to what some of my my friends have gone through, I realize I should just shut up and be thankful. Seriously. I use that one a lot also. It does help put things into context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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