The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 18, 2020 Share #1 Posted February 18, 2020 I have horrible luck. It's awful actually and I'm clearly aware of how bad it is. So in anticipation of my possible move next to a commune of hippies, I need to study Page's behavior over the next month. I need all of you, except Page, to update this thread with hippy type activities Page expresses over the next few months. I need to thoroughly understand his hippy motives and hippy actions. I need to prepare for what is to come. You all are my "Watch-guard Posse". Consider this an honor as you support me during this trying time. I need all of you to report what you see, hear and immediately report any hippy type rumors in this thread. And, I'm throwing out any form of Scientific Method during this case study. Subjective opinions and lack of critical thinking skills are highly encouraged during this trying time. Thank! Mudkipz 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 18, 2020 Share #2 Posted February 18, 2020 He complimented my chakra. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted February 18, 2020 Share #3 Posted February 18, 2020 Because California. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share #4 Posted February 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, jsharr said: He complimented my chakra. Well, what were you wearing at the time? Mudkipz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted February 18, 2020 Just now, roadsue said: Because California. I've never been. But this is good information to know. Mudkipz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 18, 2020 Share #6 Posted February 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: Well, what were you wearing at the time? Mudkipz Nothing. I was skinny dipping in his hot tub 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted February 18, 2020 Share #7 Posted February 18, 2020 He drives an alternative energy car instead of an honest gas burnin merican car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 18, 2020 Share #8 Posted February 18, 2020 17 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: Subjective opinions and lack of critical thinking skills I should be good at this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 18, 2020 Share #9 Posted February 18, 2020 He has a metric butt tonne of bicycles cluttering his commune yard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share #10 Posted February 18, 2020 1 minute ago, maddmaxx said: He drives an alternative energy car instead of an honest gas burnin merican car. This is just wrong! But, I drive a RAV4. Japanese cars, minus Nissan, are the best cars in the world! Mudkipz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share #11 Posted February 18, 2020 SW, please make this a sticky thread. Mostly to piss off my future roommate, RG. Mudkipz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share #12 Posted February 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: He has a metric butt tonne of bicycles cluttering his commune yard. Yea, he sent me a French one. I had a bad case of Hippietitus as a result. Mudkipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share #13 Posted February 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: I should be good at this. Myles Garrett did nothing wrong. Mudkipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 18, 2020 Share #14 Posted February 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Couch_Incident said: Yea, he sent me a French one. I had a bad case of Hippietitus as a result. Mudkipz Are you sure it was not PRI? They smell exactly alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 18, 2020 Share #15 Posted February 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: Myles Garrett did nothing wrong. Mudkipz Myles Garrett is a thug and now a lair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 18, 2020 Share #16 Posted February 18, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 18, 2020 Share #17 Posted February 18, 2020 Oh shit, he walks amongst us! How do I get the smell of patchouli oil off my boots? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 18, 2020 Share #18 Posted February 18, 2020 ...I'm sittin' here, sittin' here on the Group W bench, and you want to know if I'm moral enough to live in @Couch_Incident 's neighborhood, after gettin' arrested for failure to leave a government facility ? With feeling: You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. Walk right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 18, 2020 Share #19 Posted February 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Page Turner said: ...I'm sittin' here, sittin' here on the Group W bench, and you want to know if I'm moral enough to live in @Couch_Incident 's neighborhood, after gettin' arrested for failure to leave a government facility ? With feeling: You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. Walk right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 18, 2020 Share #20 Posted February 18, 2020 1 hour ago, roadsue said: Because California. 1 hour ago, Couch_Incident said: I've never been. But this is good information to know. Mudkipz 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: He drives an alternative energy car instead of an honest gas burnin merican car. 1 hour ago, jsharr said: He has a metric butt tonne of bicycles cluttering his commune yard. But you all need to be aware that even though he may have all the hippie accolades and he seems to genuinely care about people -- he does live in Sacramento and that's a tough place to be. Folks in those hills drop down and create havoc in the city. I've seen women get knocked to the ground unconscious -- at the capitol building -- by thugs with knives slamming chairs over unawares people. Great thing about it all is it was captured on TV. I didn't even have to leave my $220 a night motel room in San Mateo to get in on the action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD Posted February 19, 2020 Share #21 Posted February 19, 2020 Living next to hippies can be a good or awful thing because the philosophies of each hippie group can be radically different from each other. I don't want to devolve into a political statement here, so let just say there are hippie groups that can be radically socialist and those that believe in capitalism with a touch of socialism (public schools, Social Security, fair worker treatment, etc.). Some of the radical groups have rationalized that it's ok to "rob from the rich" where the rich are anyone who owns anything and they can be awful to interact with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 19, 2020 Author Share #22 Posted February 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Page Turner said: You need to apologize. You were not supposed to post in this thread. Mudkipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted February 19, 2020 Author Share #23 Posted February 19, 2020 57 minutes ago, MickinMD said: Living next to hippies can be a good or awful thing because the philosophies of each hippie group can be radically different from each other. This is objectively untrue. All hippies are the same. Hippy qualities everyone should be aware of. 1. They smell bad. They generally smell of Patchouli; which they use to cover up their more awful hippy smells. 2. They smoke the Devil's Lettuce constantly, so having a rational conversation with them is damn near impossible. 3. They constantly have sex with each other and call it "Free Love". Let me tell you something folks, love is not free. It's very expensive, especially Hippy sex (constant doctors visits). 4. Hippies can't dance for shit. I've watched this in person once at a Hippy Concert in 1994 in Ohio. I was stoned out of my mind on the Devil's Lettuce and I had no idea which planet I was on. But, I was smart enough not to dance like a Hippy. However, I fended most of the hippies off with a bar of Lava Soap. That part was awesome. 5. Hippies eat alot of Taco Bell. Don't ask me why, but it's the only reason why that place exists. Visit one sometime at 2:00 AM EST but be warned -- they might ask for money. Mudkipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted February 19, 2020 Share #24 Posted February 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Page Turner said: ...I'm sittin' here, sittin' here on the Group W bench, and you want to know if I'm moral enough to live in @Couch_Incident 's neighborhood, after gettin' arrested for failure to leave a government facility ? With feeling: You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. Walk right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. Pics or it's not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 19, 2020 Share #25 Posted February 19, 2020 Page knows the good eats hippie spots in tough town Sacramento though. You gotta be in the know for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 19, 2020 Share #26 Posted February 19, 2020 47 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: You need to apologize. You were not supposed to post in this thread. Mudkipz ...I apologize. How far is Rochester from Woodstock ? Asking for some friends. 2 minutes ago, Dottles said: Page knows the good eats hippie spots in tough town Sacramento though. You gotta be in the know for that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 19, 2020 Share #27 Posted February 19, 2020 Have you ever seen the rain?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 19, 2020 Share #28 Posted February 19, 2020 39 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said: This is objectively untrue. All hippies are the same. ...preach it !! If I were any more the same, I'd be something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 19, 2020 Share #29 Posted February 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Dottles said: Have you ever seen the rain?? ...it hasn't rained here in 3 and a half weeks, and it went up to 67 Fahrenheit today. Lookin' at another drought year, unless we get lucky in March. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 19, 2020 Share #30 Posted February 19, 2020 Just now, Page Turner said: ...it hasn't rained here in 3 and a half weeks, and it went up to 67 Fahrenheit today. Lookin' at another drought year, unless we get lucky in March. Ha. Don't worry. We have lots and lots we'll sell you. Might even throw in some electricity too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 19, 2020 Share #31 Posted February 19, 2020 35 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Pics or it's not true. ...those fuckers at the IRS office wiped the security tapes when they found out I wanted to pursue legal action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted February 19, 2020 Share #32 Posted February 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Page Turner said: ...those fuckers at the IRS office wiped the security tapes when they found out I wanted to pursue legal action. What happened to the 8 by 10 glossies? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 19, 2020 Share #33 Posted February 19, 2020 https://youtu.be/cUYSGojUuAU 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 19, 2020 Share #34 Posted February 19, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 19, 2020 Share #35 Posted February 19, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 19, 2020 Share #36 Posted February 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: https://youtu.be/cUYSGojUuAU 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 19, 2020 Share #37 Posted February 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Page Turner said: Trippy. Psychedelic-like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted February 19, 2020 Share #38 Posted February 19, 2020 Copy this to your home page. Study it carefully. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 19, 2020 Share #39 Posted February 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Dottles said: Not sure why it wouldn’t swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 19, 2020 Share #40 Posted February 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Not sure why it wouldn’t swallow. It was weird. It didn't for me at first but I think I hit the enter key after the link and waited a long time -- but then it finally showed. That link you found was a good find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan Posted February 19, 2020 Share #41 Posted February 19, 2020 21 hours ago, maddmaxx said: He drives an alternative energy car instead of an honest gas burnin merican car. ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted February 19, 2020 Share #42 Posted February 19, 2020 21 hours ago, Couch_Incident said: But, I drive a RAV4. Did Tude castrate you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted February 19, 2020 Share #43 Posted February 19, 2020 21 hours ago, Page Turner said: With feeling: You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. Walk right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. Exceptin Alice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 19, 2020 Share #44 Posted February 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. Silly said: Did Tude castrate you? No need to, after a few weeks of driving it, they just sort of shrivel up and fall off on their own. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 19, 2020 Share #45 Posted February 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. Silly said: Did Tude castrate you? @Kzoo? Nominated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 19, 2020 Share #46 Posted February 19, 2020 24 minutes ago, jsharr said: No need to, after a few weeks of driving it, they just sort of shrivel up and fall off on their own. I thought this thread was about Page and not about your sex life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 19, 2020 Share #47 Posted February 19, 2020 Just now, Dottles said: I thought this thread was about Page and not about your sex life. Same difference. Neither one is very fun to talk about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 19, 2020 Share #48 Posted February 19, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Same difference. Neither one is very fun to talk about. I'll bet if you applied some monkey grease, things could pick up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 19, 2020 Share #49 Posted February 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Dottles said: I'll bet if you applied some monkey grease, things could pick up. No way does Couch want to live next to a dirty monkey greased hippie. You are a sicko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 19, 2020 Share #50 Posted February 19, 2020 Just now, jsharr said: No way does Couch want to live next to a dirty monkey greased hippie. You are a sicko. Yeah but he'd be standing up and counting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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