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Page Turner: A Case Study.


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I have horrible luck.  It's awful actually and I'm clearly aware of how bad it is.  So in anticipation of my possible move next to a commune of hippies, I need to study Page's behavior over the next month.

I need all of you, except Page, to update this thread with hippy type activities Page expresses over the next few months.  I need to thoroughly understand his hippy motives and hippy actions.  I need to prepare for what is to come.

You all are my "Watch-guard Posse".   Consider this an honor as you support me during this trying time.  I need all of you to report what you see, hear and immediately report any hippy type rumors in this thread.

And, I'm throwing out any form of Scientific Method during this case study.  Subjective opinions and lack of critical thinking skills are highly encouraged during this trying time.  

Thank!

Mudkipz

 

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...I'm sittin' here, sittin' here on the Group W bench, and you want to know if I'm moral enough to live in @Couch_Incident 's neighborhood, after gettin' arrested for failure to leave a government facility ?:huh:

 

With feeling: You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. Walk right in, it's around the back, just a  half a mile from the railroad track. You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.

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1 minute ago, Page Turner said:

...I'm sittin' here, sittin' here on the Group W bench, and you want to know if I'm moral enough to live in @Couch_Incident 's neighborhood, after gettin' arrested for failure to leave a government facility ?:huh:

 

With feeling: You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. Walk right in, it's around the back, just a  half a mile from the railroad track. You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.

 

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1 hour ago, roadsue said:

Because California.

 

1 hour ago, Couch_Incident said:

I've never been.  But this is good information to know.

Mudkipz

 

1 hour ago, maddmaxx said:

He drives an alternative energy car instead of an honest gas burnin merican car.

 

1 hour ago, jsharr said:

He has a metric butt tonne of bicycles cluttering his commune  yard.

 

But you all need to be aware that even though he may have all the hippie accolades and he seems to genuinely care about people -- he does live in Sacramento and that's a tough place to be. Folks in those hills drop down and create havoc in the city.  I've seen women get knocked to the ground unconscious -- at the capitol building -- by thugs with knives slamming chairs over unawares people. Great thing about it all is it was captured on TV.  I didn't even have to leave my $220 a night motel room in San Mateo to get in on the action. 

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Living next to hippies can be a good or awful thing because the philosophies of each hippie group can be radically different from each other.

I don't want to devolve into a political statement here, so let just say there are hippie groups that can be radically socialist and those that believe in capitalism with a touch of socialism (public schools, Social Security, fair worker treatment, etc.).

Some of the radical groups have rationalized that it's ok to "rob from the rich" where the rich are anyone who owns anything and they can be awful to interact with.

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57 minutes ago, MickinMD said:

Living next to hippies can be a good or awful thing because the philosophies of each hippie group can be radically different from each other.

This is objectively untrue.  All hippies are the same.  

Hippy qualities everyone should be aware of.

1.  They smell bad.  They generally smell of Patchouli; which they use to cover up their more awful hippy smells.

2.  They smoke the Devil's Lettuce constantly, so having a rational conversation with them is damn near impossible. 

3.  They constantly have sex with each other and call it "Free Love".  Let me tell you something folks, love is not free.  It's very expensive, especially Hippy sex (constant doctors visits).

4.  Hippies can't dance for shit.  I've watched this in person once at a Hippy Concert in 1994 in Ohio.  I was stoned out of my mind on the Devil's Lettuce and I had no idea which planet I was on. But, I was smart enough not to dance like a Hippy.  However, I fended most of the hippies off with a bar of Lava Soap.  That part was awesome.

5.  Hippies eat alot of Taco Bell.  Don't ask me why, but it's the only reason why that place exists.  Visit one sometime at 2:00 AM EST but be warned -- they might ask for money.

Mudkipz

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2 hours ago, Page Turner said:

...I'm sittin' here, sittin' here on the Group W bench, and you want to know if I'm moral enough to live in @Couch_Incident 's neighborhood, after gettin' arrested for failure to leave a government facility ?:huh:

 

With feeling: You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. Walk right in, it's around the back, just a  half a mile from the railroad track. You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.

Pics or it's not true.

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47 minutes ago, Couch_Incident said:

You need to apologize.  You were not supposed to post in this thread.

Mudkipz

...I apologize.  How far is Rochester from Woodstock ? Asking for some friends.:whistle:

2 minutes ago, Dottles said:

Page knows the good eats hippie spots in tough town Sacramento though. You gotta be in the know for that.

 

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