jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Share #1 Posted February 21, 2020 I will use the money to stop the adding of beans to chili and to prosecute those that break this law. I will be the new Judge Roy Bean except I will be Judge Roy No Bean 1 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 21, 2020 Share #2 Posted February 21, 2020 And the Parr8ty Meter says..................... 6.32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 21, 2020 Share #3 Posted February 21, 2020 19 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And the Parr8ty Meter says..................... 6.32 You forgot the disparaging remarks like weak, lame, etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #4 Posted February 21, 2020 30 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And the Parr8ty Meter says..................... 6.32 You're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 21, 2020 Share #5 Posted February 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: You forgot the disparaging remarks like weak, lame, etc. You're right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #6 Posted February 21, 2020 16 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: You forgot the disparaging remarks like weak, lame, etc. It was a weak, lame score, but @Kzoo already know this. He is the one that made it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #7 Posted February 21, 2020 17 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: You forgot the disparaging remarks like weak, lame, etc. And I did screw up the title as I posted that from my phone in the dark as I drank my first cup of coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 21, 2020 Share #8 Posted February 21, 2020 16 minutes ago, jsharr said: And I did screw up the title as I posted that from my phone in the dark as I drank my first cup of coffee. And there you go. You screw up the title and don't use any of the OP text and you then cry about a low score. Did I forget "the disparaging remarks like weak, lame, etc. "? I didn't want to go there this early in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #9 Posted February 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: And there you go. You screw up the title and don't use any of the OP text and you then cry about a low score. Did I forget "the disparaging remarks like weak, lame, etc. "? I didn't want to go there this early in the day. My parody was a play on the word Taxes to Texas. His wording would not have fit. "This is my second year bowl"? "This is my second year bull?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 21, 2020 Share #10 Posted February 21, 2020 1 hour ago, jsharr said: My parody was a play on the word Taxes to Texas. His wording would not have fit. "This is my second year bowl"? "This is my second year bull?" If you aren't creative enough to figure it out, don't ask me for help. It was your parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #11 Posted February 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: If you aren't creative enough to figure it out, don't ask me for help. It was your parody. I was hoping for some guidance from the "judges" as it were. Those who can, do. Those who can't, judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 21, 2020 Share #12 Posted February 21, 2020 Is there a fund to support your annexation!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #13 Posted February 21, 2020 Just now, Dottles said: Is their a fund to support your annexation!? there, they're, their now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 21, 2020 Share #14 Posted February 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: there, they're, their now.... You put that in they're to deflect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 21, 2020 Share #15 Posted February 21, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #16 Posted February 21, 2020 14 minutes ago, Page Turner said: I know the guitar player in that band. Or he used to be the guitar player, guy named Chris Claridy. He was with them from 2001 to 2004 and played on the album Bandwagon, on which song appears. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR Posted February 21, 2020 Share #17 Posted February 21, 2020 5 hours ago, jsharr said: I will use the money to stop the adding of beans to chili and to prosecute those that break this law. I will be the new Judge Roy Bean except I will be Judge Roy No Bean I will support you in this effort, but only if you stop using the word slacks and must call them trousers of dungarees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #18 Posted February 21, 2020 1 minute ago, dennis said: I will support you in this effort, but only if you stop using the word slacks and must call them trousers of dungarees. Can we agree on dress pants? I call my casual pants khakis. I wear jeans, most day, khakis on business casual and dress pants on business formal days. I am not sure what I would call my scout uniform pants. They are canvas with lots of pockets and zip off lower legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR Posted February 21, 2020 Share #19 Posted February 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, jsharr said: Can we agree on dress pants? I call my casual pants khakis. I wear jeans, most day, khakis on business casual and dress pants on business formal days. I am not sure what I would call my scout uniform pants. They are canvas with lots of pockets and zip off lower legs. dress pants? I thought you were from Texas. You need to stop watching the Hallmark and Lifetime channels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 21, 2020 Share #20 Posted February 21, 2020 31 minutes ago, jsharr said: I am not sure what I would call my scout uniform pants. They are canvas with lots of pockets and zip off lower legs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #21 Posted February 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, Page Turner said: You are one sick bastard. No wonder @Dottles loves you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 21, 2020 Share #22 Posted February 21, 2020 1 hour ago, jsharr said: You are one sick bastard. No wonder @Dottles loves you. I love Page cuz he can mess with folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #23 Posted February 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dottles said: I love Page cuz he can mess with folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 21, 2020 Share #24 Posted February 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, jsharr said: Look, you don't get public accolades. Every body in this joint knows I wanna get in your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #25 Posted February 21, 2020 19 minutes ago, Dottles said: Look, you don't get public accolades. Every body in this joint knows I wanna get in your pants. That is not me. That is just some random creeper photo I found. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 21, 2020 Share #26 Posted February 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: That is not me. That is just some random creeper photo I found. I'll bet it was some clown playing on his/her phone when he/she took that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #27 Posted February 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dottles said: I'll bet it was some over caffeinated assclown playing on his/her phone when he/she took that. Yeah, I bet you are right. Kind of person that would use he/she and his/her as his/her pronouns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 21, 2020 Share #28 Posted February 21, 2020 Just now, jsharr said: Yeah, I bet you are right. Kind of person that would use he/she and his/her as his/her pronouns. Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 21, 2020 Share #29 Posted February 21, 2020 Just now, Dottles said: Exactly! You're right FIFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #30 Posted February 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, Kzoo said: FIFY So are you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 21, 2020 Share #31 Posted February 21, 2020 By d way, what the hell is a 'd GoFundMe'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #32 Posted February 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dottles said: By d way, what the hell is a 'd GoFundMe'? If you would read posts other than your own, you would know. I posted this earlier in the thread. And I did screw up the title as I posted that from my phone in the dark as I drank my first cup of coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 21, 2020 Share #33 Posted February 21, 2020 Look what I found on www.pervert.com? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share #34 Posted February 21, 2020 Just now, Dottles said: Look what I found on www.pervert.com? Is that @Randomguy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 21, 2020 Share #35 Posted February 21, 2020 Just now, jsharr said: I posted that from my phone in the dark as I drank my first cup of coffee. Good answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 21, 2020 Share #36 Posted February 21, 2020 I gotta admit that taxes to texas was very good! I am sure that @Road Runner would approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 21, 2020 Share #37 Posted February 21, 2020 46 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I gotta admit that taxes to texas was very good! I am sure that @Road Runner would approve. Pffffft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted February 21, 2020 Share #38 Posted February 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Kzoo said: And the Parr8ty Meter says..................... 6.32 I’d go lower. There’s not even a photo of the cost of said Texas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 21, 2020 Share #39 Posted February 21, 2020 Just now, roadsue said: I’d go lower. There’s not even a photo of the cost of said Texas. Good point. Let me rerun that. And now the Parody Meter says....... 4.32 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 21, 2020 Share #40 Posted February 21, 2020 He made fun of me, - 10 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 21, 2020 Share #41 Posted February 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: He made fun of me, - 10 points. 12 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Good point. Let me rerun that. Wheels makes a good counter argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 22, 2020 Share #42 Posted February 22, 2020 3 hours ago, jsharr said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 22, 2020 Share #43 Posted February 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Dottles said: By d way, what the hell is a 'd GoFundMe'? ...'d GoFundMe is short for Diego GoFundMe, a Guatemalan national currently living in Mexicali and trying to raise money to come to the United States. He has two younger sisters, Rosario and Juanita, and a small dog named Pepe. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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