Peeing Tom

[Gump]

[jsharr]

I would expect him to use foil to avoid the government brain scans. 

[MickinMD]

That reminds me. Back in the '60's, when France was still in NATO, my Aunt Mary was in the WACs and stationed in Paris.  One day she took a trip to Brussels, Belgium and sent us a postcard with the photo of a fountain featuring what she said her fellow U.S. soldiers called, "The Little Boy of Piss." We thought it was hilarious and the postcard was on our fridge for a long time. He's actually named "Manneken Pis" by the Belgians:

[Kzoo]

And the Parody Meter says............9.13