Randomguy Posted February 27, 2020 Share #1 Posted February 27, 2020 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted February 27, 2020 Share #2 Posted February 27, 2020 I have quite a collection in a jar near my ear wax candle. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted February 27, 2020 Share #3 Posted February 27, 2020 Yeah My arms aren't long enough to reach my belly button so I can't dig it out. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share #4 Posted February 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Yeah My arms aren't long enough to reach my belly button so I can't dig it out. This is truly tragic. Can jsharrt help you with that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 27, 2020 Share #5 Posted February 27, 2020 No. I would not call it suffering 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted February 27, 2020 Share #6 Posted February 27, 2020 Just now, Bellybutton Lent said: This is truly tragic. Can jsharrt help you with that? Naw, he'll try to suck it out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 27, 2020 Share #7 Posted February 27, 2020 Just now, Mr. Silly said: Naw, he'll try to suck it out. With a shop vac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share #8 Posted February 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: With a shop vac. Or you could add your lint to his existing lint, then point and laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 27, 2020 Share #9 Posted February 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bellybutton Lent said: Or you could add your lint to his existing lint, then point and laugh. I fixed the problem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 27, 2020 Share #10 Posted February 27, 2020 18 minutes ago, Bellybutton Lent said: Or you could add your lint to his existing lint, then point and laugh. I will point and laugh regardless. I have very low self esteem and this seems to help a bit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted February 27, 2020 Share #11 Posted February 27, 2020 No. My bb is shallow and the bottom is clearly visible...., not one of those weird 'slit' bb's. Nothing stays trapped in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 27, 2020 Share #12 Posted February 27, 2020 14 minutes ago, Zephyr said: No. My bb is shallow and the bottom is clearly visible...., not one of those weird 'slit' bb's. Nothing stays trapped in there ...if you ever get pregnant, it is at high risk of becoming an "outie". You might want to take precautions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 27, 2020 Share #13 Posted February 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Bellybutton Lent said: This is truly tragic. Can jsharrt help you with that? yes. I have a very powerful shop vac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 27, 2020 Share #14 Posted February 27, 2020 22 minutes ago, jsharr said: yes. I have a very powerful shop vac. ....once more, beware the "outie". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted February 27, 2020 Share #15 Posted February 27, 2020 Google is fun! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share #16 Posted February 27, 2020 48 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...if you ever get pregnant, it is at high risk of becoming an "outie". You might want to take precautions. Outies gross me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted February 27, 2020 Share #17 Posted February 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Bellybutton Lent said: Outies gross me out. AS THEY SHOULD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share #18 Posted February 27, 2020 39 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: AS THEY SHOULD! Your mom is an outie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted February 27, 2020 Share #19 Posted February 27, 2020 13 minutes ago, Bellybutton Lent said: Your mom is an outie. I like to believe I have never noticed! But you - a single guy - are welcome to chat her up and see if she will show you hers. I'd love a step dad named RG! And a new stepsister!!!! Crazy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted February 27, 2020 Share #20 Posted February 27, 2020 Strangely, it's an intermittent thing with me. Strange because I'm almost always wearing a v-neck white undershirt, so you'd think the lint production, whether it's dead skin or cloth, would occur at a fairly constant rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted February 27, 2020 Share #21 Posted February 27, 2020 When we were young, a friend and I were riding our dirt bikes when my friend ran into a rope someone had stretched across the trail, pulling him from the bike by his neck. I rode with him to the hospital and while we were waiting for the doctor, a nurse was cleaning up his bloody neck . When she moved down to washing his belly, while she was poking and prodding at his belly button she kept repeating in a her strong German accent "Ohhh, your belly button is vady vady vady dirty!" We both started laughing and didn't stop, until his mother arrived in a panic. "I don't see anything at all funny about this situation." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted February 28, 2020 Share #22 Posted February 28, 2020 38 minutes ago, team scooter said: riding our dirt bikes when my friend ran into a rope someone had stretched across the trail, We ran into the same shit. My buddy & I slid under a wire stretched across a trail. He spotted it and laid his bike down trying to stop, I ended up in the creek by the trail. Assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 28, 2020 Share #23 Posted February 28, 2020 I don’t get lint in my belly button because I seldom wear a shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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