jsharr ★ Posted March 3, 2020 Share #1 Posted March 3, 2020 Apparently there is real evidence that just the loss of that 1 hour of poop has a real affect on people's health, with shart attacks and fart accidents way up the Monday after the itch. Experts suggest preparing this week, by gradually going to the bathroom earlier, getting up earlier to scratch... Anyone try that strategy? I think I will give it a try 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 3, 2020 Share #2 Posted March 3, 2020 I’m sure that someone is! Oh, and nice parr8ey! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 3, 2020 Share #3 Posted March 3, 2020 And the Parody Meter says..... 10.00 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted March 3, 2020 Share #4 Posted March 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Kzoo said: And the Parody Meter says..... 10.00 This is a 10? I am going to have to re-calibrate my "What is funny?" meter. While reading it I was thinking "Boy, I hope @jsharr didn't pull anything while stretching this far" 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 3, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted March 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Zephyr said: This is a 10? I am going to have to re-calibrate my "What is funny?" meter. While reading it I was thinking "Boy, I hope @jsharr didn't pull anything while stretching this far" I would sort of have to agree with you on this one. I did not feel it was my best work, but at least it is on subject matter with which I am well acquainted. I will let @Randomguy be the final judge though. If he agrees with @Kzoo I think the score will have to stand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 8, 2020 Share #6 Posted March 8, 2020 On 3/3/2020 at 10:59 AM, Zephyr said: I am going to have to re-calibrate my "What is funny?" meter. I didn't know there was such a thing, please do not bring it to my house. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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