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went for a bike ride. They're having a good ride through the park and decide to head back to the convent.

 

Mother Superior tells the novice nun (nunette?) to follow her back...she's going to show her a different way home.

 

After a while, nunette says to Momma Superior that she never came this way before...................

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To which Momma Superior replies:  "Must be the cobblestones".

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A policeman pulls over a car moving very slowly down the road. He sees a nun behind the wheel and asks "Is something wrong, sister?  Why are you driving so slowly?"

 

The nun says "I was obeying the speed limit.  The sign said 15."

 

The cop laughs and says "No, sister, that's the name of the road. 15, as in County Route 15."  Then he notices the two nuns in the back, who look like they are frozen in shock.

 

"What's wrong with your passengers, sister?" asks the cop.

 

"Oh, don't mind them," says the nun, "they'll be fine in a minute or so.  We just came from the convent, and it's on County Route 103."

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Mine is the one where a vampire jumps on the hood of a car with 2 nuns. The first nun says to the other, "Show him your cross!" 

The second nun leans out the window and yells "FUCK YOU!" 
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do ya get it??? 

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