Losing it in yoga

[Page Turner]

 

I used to have a very hard time when I took yoga classes from Catherine de los Santos in Palo Alto.   When doing yoga, I would get a slight erection, which hurts in a lot of  the poses.  Really, I was doing the work, and trying my best.  Sometimes, I felt like I was carrying around a bag of dicks.  Some of the yoga poses are very difficult and I would lose my balance. I blame my erection.  

I drove to yoga, cause it was too god damn far to walk.  If I had walked to those classes, I'd probably still be walking home.  If Catherine had offered me a ride, I would have jumped right in.  

She and I talked for a while once.  She said she was surprised that I could get my foot behind my head. I did not inspire her a ton.  Not sure why.  I wanted her to hug me, but it probably would have only given me another erection.   

[shootingstar]

Ok, never thought guys had certain problems with some yoga poses.  

Things one learns on the forum here.

Ok, what problems do women have in particular....other than trying to be strong and competitive in various sports, on a particularily heavy menstrual day.  I made a half joke to dearie that the French and Japanese toilet bidets might be nicer during that time of month with automatic wash-flush.

Yea, losing it. 

[Dirtyhip]

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[Page Turner]

...and don't even get me started on farting in a yoga class.